Corsair | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Corsaire is a geopolitical Towny server set during the Golden Age of Piracy, featuring a custom 1:100 Caribbean map. The server revolves around trading, conflict, worldbuilding, and more. Players can run their own towns and nations, form militaries, and become dominant powers.

Warships: Construct fully functional ships, whether it’s a brigantine, carrack, or an enormous galleon. Ships can move, fire, and sink, allowing you to control the seas!

Wars: Rise to power by creating conflict and declaring war on other nations. Invade with warships, artillery, and your army.

Player-driven economy: Players control the economy. Create your own markets, trade with others, and become an economic powerhouse.

Towns and nations: Build towns, develop infrastructure, and collaborate with others to form a nation. Fortify your defenses against enemies.

Unique combat: Whether you prefer building, sword fighting, or gun-based combat, all playstyles are effective. Team up and choose your combat style.

IP: Play.corsairemc.com Website: https://www.corsairemc.com/ Discord: https://discord.gg/corsaire-1142554818578231306

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Chimeras Created:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

BlockCraftExCoworker

BlockCraftExCoworker, Blocking, bullying, Confrontation, DISRESPECTFUL, dry humor, early starters, ex-coworker, fast food place, friendship, Group Chat, instagram, letterboxd, movies, sarcasm, Slacker, snapchat, social media, talking stage, unfollowing, work friends

So, picture this: you’re working at a fast-food joint, trying to make a living, and you come across this dude named Dylan. This guy is the ultimate slacker – watching movies on his phone, taking forever to do simple tasks, and thinking he’s the king of the store. But wait, it gets better.

One day, he straight up disses you behind your back, calling you boring and annoying. And on your last day, when you try to be all nice and say goodbye, he straight up ignores you. Rude much?

But the real kicker is when he messages you later, calling you a “pussy” for unfollowing him on social media. Like, seriously dude? And then he has the audacity to bring up some girl drama you told him about? Nah, not cool.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t have to deal with toxic ex-coworkers like Dylan, then boy do we have the server for you. Join us for a wild ride of building, exploring, and leaving all the drama behind. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with a bully like Dylan.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Zombie Dances:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

DreamCraft SMP: WokeUpThoughtItWasReal

confusion, Consciousness, disbelief, dream, DreamCraft, Experience, ILLUSION, imagination, lucid dream, Memory, mental state, Mind tricks, Perception, Reality, Sleep, smp, subconscious, surreal, vivid dream, waking up, WokeUpThoughtItWasReal

Have you ever dreamed of a Minecraft server where pigs fly, diamonds grow on trees, and creepers give you hugs instead of exploding? Well, welcome to our wacky world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky griefers).

Join us on this wild ride where the admins are actually magical unicorns in disguise and the only way to level up is by doing the Chicken Dance in front of a herd of confused cows. Trust us, it’s totally normal here.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden deep within the server is a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to turn into a giant chicken and terrorize your friends. Who wouldn’t want that kind of power?

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and experience the craziest, most unpredictable adventure of your life. Just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back. And who would want to leave this magical, absurd world anyway?

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

LolCraft2021

amusing, chuckles, comedy, Comical, droll, Entertaining, Facetious, funny, gags, hilarious, humor, Humorist, jesting, jests, jocular, jokes, Laughter, LolCraft2021, rib-tickling, WHIMSICAL, Witty

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate comedy goldmine! Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious mishaps, wacky characters, and outrageous adventures.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing llamas appears out of nowhere and starts breakdancing to disco music. Or how about the time when a giant chicken wearing a top hat challenged players to a dance-off for rare loot? And let’s not forget the infamous prank war between two rival factions that ended with a giant statue of a potato being erected in the middle of spawn.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Pig Racing Championships”, where players saddle up their trusty swine steeds and race through obstacle courses filled with flaming hoops and flying chickens. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden treasure of the derpy panda king, complete with a crown made of bamboo and a throne of cake.

So why wait? Join our server today for a non-stop rollercoaster of laughs, chaos, and pure Minecraft madness! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way).

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Zombie Dances:	10	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

TaiwanTussleCraft

Asia-Pacific, Beijing, China, Defense, east asia, foreign policy, Geopolitical, international relations, military exercise, military presence, naval drills, pacific ocean, regional stability, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, strategic maneuvering, taiwan, TaiwanTussleCraft, Tension, territorial dispute, war games

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A WAR GAME BUT WITHOUT THE REAL DANGER, UNLESS YOU FALL IN LAVA LOL. JOIN US AND FIGHT AGAINST THE EVIL FORCES OF CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES. WE HAVE EPIC BATTLES AND CRAZY MISSIONS THAT WILL MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE A REAL MINECRAFT WARRIOR. PLUS, WE HAVE A SECRET HIDDEN DIAMOND MINE THAT ONLY THE BRAVEST PLAYERS CAN FIND. SO COME JOIN US AND SHOW THOSE MOBS WHO’S BOSS!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Mines Excavated:	3620
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	52

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Pixel Pig Plaque Buster

arterial health, arterial plaque, Blood vessels, Buster, cardiovascular disease, cardiovascular health, cardiovascular treatment, heart attacks, heart health, medical breakthrough, Medical research, nanoparticle infusion therapy, nanoparticle therapy, nanoparticle treatment, Pig, Pigs, PIXEL, plaque, plaque buildup, plaque removal, sticky plaques, stroke prevention, strokes, vascular health

come join our epic minecraft server where we break down sticky plaques in your blood vessels just like how this new nanoparticle infusion therapy does in pigs!

imagine building your own virtual world while also improving your health! who knew playing minecraft could be so beneficial?

join now for a chance to break down those pesky plaques and prevent heart attacks and strokes all while having a blast in our crazy minecraft world! don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Villages Defended:	8	Potions Brewed:	27
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Star Shards Collected:	295	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

NekoHosting Public Server

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Anarchy Server hosted and created by NekoHosting as they create a Public Server. As Anarchy Goes, So does anything! There is some custom gameplay to be-had so if your interested come and play!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Void Gems Collected:	20	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Mythical Quests Completed:	28

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

EchoBoxxx

22+ Worlds, box server, Dimensions, EchoBoxxx, great community, join now, Keep Inventory On, minecraft server, Non Grindy, Prison, PvE, PvP

#1 Box Server!

22+ WORLDS/DIMENSIONS! KEEP INVENTORY ON NON GRINDY! GREAT COMMUNITY!

JOIN NOW!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	149
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	100	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Welcome to Nobiamia SMP: Where semi-vanilla means half of the players like vanilla ice cream, but only half!

24/7, Claiming, crafting recipes, cream, Datapack, ENERGY, Gems, Grief, HACKING, Ice, Keep Inventory, lives, Means, negative value, Nobiamia, Players, Plugins, Powers, PvP, Revival, revival tome, Semi Vanilla, Semivanilla, smp, space management, spectactor, Teams, Vanilla

Server Overview

Server Name	Nobiamia’s SMP
Max Players	25
Datapack	Bliss SMP’s datapack
Plugins	Server management plugins
Other Features	Claiming, limited to 4 chunks per player

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the maximum number of players allowed on the server?	25 players
Are there any mods on the server?	No, the server is Vanilla Minecraft with the Bliss SMP’s datapack
How many chunks can a player claim?	Players can claim up to 4 chunks to manage space
Is Keep Inventory on?	No, Keep Inventory is off on the server
What happens when a player’s energy reaches 5?	The player will be set to spectator mode and can be revived with a revival tome
What are the server rules?	No hacking Don’t grief excessively Try not to die too much

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Potions Brewed:	47
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	47

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Kickin’ It Minecraft Server

changes, Coaching, Competition, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, Finally, Fixed, football, Game, Improvement, innovation, kickin, League, Minecraft, player performance, regulations, rules, Server, Someone, sports, strategy, Tactics, team dynamics, Technology

Are you tired of regular old football games where you have to actually run around and sweat? Well, on our Minecraft server, we’ve revolutionized the game by turning it into a virtual experience! Now you can play football without ever leaving your computer chair. Just imagine the look on your friends’ faces when you tell them you scored the winning touchdown in a virtual world.

But that’s not all – we’ve also added a twist to the game by introducing exploding footballs! That’s right, now you have to dodge fiery footballs while trying to make it to the end zone. It’s like a game of hot potato, but with a lot more explosions.

And if football isn’t your thing, don’t worry – we also have a giant chicken riding competition. That’s right, you can saddle up on a massive chicken and race against other players to see who can reach the finish line first. It’s clucking ridiculous!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the most outrageous and hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen. Who knew football could be this much fun?

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Rib Hole Cat Minecraft SMP

abscess infection, animal, Animal Behavior, animal control, animal health, autopsy, BIZARRE, cat, Dead, death, Hole, investigation, Minecraft, Mystery, Pets, Rib, ribs, smp, strange, strange occurrence, veterinarian, Wall, wildlife, YARD

Looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft SMP to join? Well, look no further because our server is so crazy, even the animals are getting in on the action! Join now to solve the mystery of the disappearing cat ribs – did they get eaten by ants, birds, or maybe even a rogue dog with a taste for feline bones?

But that’s not all – our server is so intense, even the wildlife can’t handle it. Who knows what other bizarre and hilarious adventures await you on this server? Join now and see for yourself – just watch out for any abscess infections that might be lurking around!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

LunchboxLolsMC

blended families, Boundaries, children, co parenting, Communication, compassion, Conflict, custody issues, emotional impact, ex-partner, family dynamics, father figure, high conflict, judgment, LunchboxLolsMC, neglect, parenting, primary custody, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, school lunches

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride of family feuds and school lunch drama! Our server is full of high conflict exes communicating through in-game chat, requesting lunches for their kids, and throwing shade at each other.

Witness the epic battle of the primary custody parent versus the weekend warrior, as they fight it out over who should pack lunch for the half brother. Will the judge in our custody issues care about in-game lunch requests? Probably not, but who cares when you’re in the middle of a Minecraft custody war!

Join now and show off your parenting skills by feeding virtual children and proving you have a heart (or not). Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be a father figure in the virtual world and watch as your in-game son grows up way better than his half brother.

So, are you ready to be the ultimate Minecraft dad and show off your parenting skills in the most outrageous way possible? Join our server now and let the drama unfold!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

WorldViewChanger – Minecraft SMP

altered perception, Altered Reality, changed perspective, changed worldview, enlightenment, expanded awareness, eye-opening, life changing, Minecraft, new outlook, new perspective, paradigm shift., personal growth, perspective shift, profound impact, Self Discovery, shift in consciousness, shift in mindset, smp, transformative experience, transformative shift, WorldView, WorldViewChanger

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP will change the way you see the world…literally!

Join us for a wild ride where the sky is pink, the trees are made of candy, and creepers wear top hats. Our server is so wacky that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.

But that’s not all! We have secret underground dungeons filled with dancing skeletons, a village of talking llamas, and a hidden treasure chest that only opens if you tell it a joke.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience a Minecraft world like no other. Who knows, you might even discover the meaning of life hidden in a block of cheese.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Endless Night Skies:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Alien Abductions:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

CreeperLoveCraft

Affection, Clarity, Connection, CreeperLoveCraft, deep, emotions, expressive, feelings, genuine, Heartwarming, Honest, Impactful, love, moment, realization, relationship, Romantic, Significant, soulmate, unforgettable, vulnerable

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark? Do you wish you had a creeper-proof fortress to call home? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the place to be for all your blocky adventures!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant spiders, building epic structures, and forming alliances with fellow players. But that’s not all – rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge the bravest of players!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a secret love potion that guarantees you’ll find your Minecraft soulmate on our server. Just ask Steve and Alex, who met while fighting off a horde of zombies and skeletons. It was love at first block!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and let the pixelated fun begin!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Animals Bred:	109
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	33

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

UNIFILCraft Minecraft Server

aggression, Attacks, Conflict, extremism, hezbollah, international relations, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Militia, Minecraft, past month, peace enforcement, Peacekeeping, Posts, SECURITY, Server, Surveillance, Terrorism, Unifil, UNIFILCraft, united nations, violence

yo, u gotta join this minecraft server cuz it’s like, so lit, bro. like, u know how hezbollah launched 25 attacks from near UNIFIL posts over past month? well, on this server, we launch 25 attacks on creepers every single day! it’s like, total chaos but in a fun way, ya know?

plus, we got this crazy story where the creepers actually team up with the skeletons to take down the players. like, what?! it’s like a zombie apocalypse but with exploding green dudes. u gotta see it to believe it, man.

and don’t even get me started on the diamond mines. we got this legend that says if u mine deep enough, u’ll find a portal to a secret world where pigs fly and cows do the cha-cha. i swear, it’s like a disco party down there.

so yeah, join our server and prepare for the wildest ride of ur minecraft life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

BlazeCraft: Russian Air Rage

Air, BlazeCraft, Claims, military intelligence, RAGE, Russian, Set Ablaze, transport aircraft, Tu-134, Ukraine

join our epic minecraft server where we set russian planes on fire from over 1,000 km away just for fun! our military intelligence is top notch and we guarantee a wild time full of explosions and chaos. come join us and be part of the craziest minecraft server in the world! who needs boring old survival when you can be part of our insane adventures? let’s burn some planes and have a blast together!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Emeralds Found:	4790
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Potions Brewed:	173	Endless Legions Commanded:	13
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.