Are you tired of getting your ball stolen by sneaky players on other Minecraft SMPs? Well, on our server, we have a strict rule that if you raise your hand at corners, you are protected from any ball-kicking assholes! Join us for a hilarious and chaotic time where the only rule is to keep your hands up and your balls safe! Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 110/400 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6
Crystal Wands Charged: 13 Hidden Passages Discovered: 5
Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Phoenix Feathers Found: 6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Underground Cities Explored: 1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3 Glorious Feasts Held: 7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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