| Players: | 104/500 | Votes: | 8463 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Mineshafts Explored: | 4 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 9 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 3 | Towns Built: | 4 |
| Crops Grown: | 1677 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 |
| Gods Slained: | 0 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 22 |
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| Players: | 96/500 | Votes: | 9793 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 8 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 |
| Chimeras Created: | 1 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 |
| Villages Defended: | 18 | Meteorites Collected: | 0 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 6 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 10 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 17 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has been known to swoop down and steal players’ diamonds just for fun. So if you’re looking for a challenge and some unexpected bedtime surprises, come join us on our server. Just make sure to lock your bedroom door tight!
| Players: | 91/700 | Votes: | 9254 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Mines Excavated: | 4969 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 15 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 | Magical Moments Shared: | 27 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 13 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Emeralds Found: | 916 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 13 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 14 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 85 |
| Players: | 96/500 | Votes: | 270 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 7 | Towns Built: | 2 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Holy Grails Found: | 5 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 | Horror Stories Survived: | 3 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 7 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 28 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
Come join AlmostAnarchy and carve your legacy in this brand new 1.21.1 world. No duping, and no hacking. Its more than just survival, but it’s not quite anarchy! almostanarchy.ca
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| Players: | 92/600 | Votes: | 557 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 78839 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 7 |
| Zombie Dances: | 3 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 |
| Farms Harvested: | 121 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 |
Experience the bizarre and hilarious mix of Western stereotypes and East Asian perceptions in a virtual world like no other.
Build your own blonde, blue-eyed empire and show the world that Russians are the real MVPs in this crazy Minecraft adventure.
Don’t miss out on the chance to challenge traditional ideas and have a laugh while doing it on our one-of-a-kind server. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!
| Players: | 107/700 | Votes: | 2263 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 15 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 41 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 | Magical Moments Shared: | 25 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 13 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 618 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 5 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | New Chunks Explored: | 15602 |
| Players: | 102/700 | Votes: | 3339 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 47 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 2 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 13 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 15 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 17 | Divine Spears Created: | 20 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 14 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 4 |
Imagine swimming around and finding a dolphin hyped up on caffeine, doing backflips and somersaults like it’s in a circus! Or maybe you’ll stumble upon a turtle who’s been hitting the pharmaceuticals a bit too hard and is seeing all sorts of crazy colors!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even the creepers are getting in on the action. They’ve started a dance crew and are busting out moves that will blow your mind! And don’t even get me started on the zombies – they’ve formed a boy band and are dropping sick beats left and right!
So come on down to our insane Minecraft server and experience the wildest ride of your life! Just watch out for the pufferfish – they’ve been known to challenge players to underwater rap battles! It’s a party you won’t want to miss!
| Players: | 101/800 | Votes: | 9192 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 1 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 2 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 6 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 18 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 15 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 8 |
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| Players: | 103/400 | Votes: | 8419 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Mines Excavated: | 2620 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 2 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 12 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 3 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 10 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
| Emeralds Found: | 7116 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 20 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 7 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 14 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, we have an unofficial official thread anthem that will make you question reality. Plus, our wiki is DOWN, TBD – just like your sanity after joining our server!
But wait, there’s more! We have resources galore, FAQs that will leave you scratching your head, and VTuber XL Loras that will make you go, “What the heck am I looking at?”
And don’t even get me started on our LoRA Checklist – it’s so outrageous, it’s almost genius. Join now and experience the madness for yourself!
| Players: | 94/600 | Votes: | 8911 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 17 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 313 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
One day, the owner of the server got super drunk and decided to create a Minecraft world that was just as chaotic as their drunken state. And thus, our server was born! Expect to find random explosions, flying pigs, and maybe even a dancing creeper or two.
But that’s not all! We have a secret underground club where all the mobs go to party after a long day of trying to kill you. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie breakdancing to some sick beats.
So come join us on this crazy adventure, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the madness. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a diamond block that grants you wishes (or just explodes in your face, we can’t guarantee anything). Let the chaos begin!
| Players: | 110/100 | Votes: | 2318 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 11 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 5 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 15 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 12 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 4 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 | Holy Grails Found: | 1 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Players: | 96/800 | Votes: | 582 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 17 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 33 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 | Magic Items Found: | 4512 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 6 | Magic Crystals Found: | 10 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
| Players: | 94/400 | Votes: | 7700 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 11 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 12 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 1 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 5 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 10 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
and get this, our server is all about inclusivity. we accept all types of players, no matter where u come from. whether u live in a big city or a tiny village, we got u covered. we even got special incentives for players from rural areas and non-teaching hospitals. we wanna make sure everyone gets a chance to experience our hospital-at-home program.
so, what u waitin for? come join our server and experience the most insane minecraft gameplay of ur life. who knew hospitals could be so much fun, right?
| Players: | 104/200 | Votes: | 5319 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 150 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 4 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 30 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 12 | Mineshafts Explored: | 5 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and hilarious moments that will make you question reality itself.
Why join? Because this server is like the best story in all of gaming, but you get to be the main character!
Explore vast landscapes, build insane structures, and interact with a community of players who are just as wacky as you are.
Trust me, once you join this server, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness today!
| Players: | 107/500 | Votes: | 5017 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 2 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Void Armor Forged: | 26 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 17 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 48 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 |
But that’s not all – we’ve got legendary tales of players who have built entire empires out of nothing but dirt and determination. One guy turned a simple chicken coop into a booming poultry business that rivals KFC. Another player discovered a secret underground rave party hosted by creepers – and lived to tell the tale!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us and see where your foot fetish can take you. Just make sure to watch your step – you never know what kind of crazy adventures await around every corner!
| Players: | 101/200 | Votes: | 7691 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 | Secret Passages Found: | 5 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 5 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 44 | Magical Moments Shared: | 23 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 18 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 3 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 144 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 6 |
We promise no family drama, no awkward silences, just pure gaming fun. Plus, we have a special holiday event where you can build a snowman army to take over the virtual world.
Don’t be the only one missing out on the epic adventures and hilarious antics on our server. Leave your real-life problems behind and join us for a Christmas you’ll never forget (in a good way, not like that time Uncle Bob drank too much eggnog and started singing karaoke).
So ditch the family drama and join our Minecraft server for a Christmas celebration like no other. Trust us, it’s way better than dealing with your sister dating your ex-best friend.
