Cool vs. Hot Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	7613
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	359	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of battling over the thermostat with your significant other? Join our Minecraft server where you can control the temperature of your virtual house to your heart’s content! No more arguments over whether it’s too hot or too cold, because in our world, you’re the boss of the thermostat.

Imagine a world where you can set the temperature to a perfect 65-70F without anyone questioning your choices. Want to crank it up to 72-74F on a rare occasion? Go for it! No more locking out ranges or constant battles over the ideal temperature. It’s a virtual paradise for those who like to keep things cool.

And if your partner insists on a toasty 77-79F, don’t worry – you can escape to our server and enjoy the perfect temperature without any hormonal/physiological accusations. No more questioning if you’re menopausal or pre-menopausal, because in our Minecraft world, everyone is free to set the temperature they desire.

So come join us and say goodbye to thermostat wars in the real world. In our server, you can open all the windows you want without any judgment, and even turn the heat down to the lowest setting when your partner is away. It’s a virtual paradise for those who just want to be comfortable in their own home.

PhoneOffCleaner Minecraft Server

apartment, Call, cleaner, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, customer service, DISRESPECTFUL, Home office, Job, Minecraft, Music, Phone, PhoneOffCleaner, Professionalism, Replacement, Rude, Server, Slow, Talking, ungrateful, vacation, work ethic

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	4570
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Star Shards Collected:	245	Animals Bred:	107
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where our cleaners are not only efficient but also provide top-notch entertainment! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through our virtual world filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a cleaner appears out of nowhere, talking loudly on the phone and causing chaos all around. Will you be able to survive the madness and come out victorious?

But wait, there’s more! Our cleaners are known for their unique skills, such as speed-cleaning in record time and disappearing without a trace. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you on our server?

So come on over and join us for a cleaning experience like no other. Who needs diamonds when you can have a cleaner calling you an ungrateful b*tch and leaving in a huff? It’s all part of the fun on our Minecraft server!

FlightSeatSwapDrama

airline policies, aisle seat, awkward situation, boarding process, Communication, flight attendants, FlightSeatSwapDrama, holding up boarding line, husband and wife, in-flight comfort, logistical nightmare, long flight, passenger etiquette, plane vibes, seating arrangements, social awkwardness, switching seats, transatlantic flight, travel etiquette, window seat

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	5240
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Holy Grails Found:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	50
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6

So, imagine this: You’re on a Minecraft server, ready to embark on an epic journey, when suddenly a player asks you to switch seats with them so they can sit next to their Minecraft husband. But here’s the twist – their Minecraft husband is in a completely different biome, and the whole server has to rearrange just so they can be together!

But fear not, on our server, we have a strict no-drama policy. We believe in keeping the chaos in-game, not during the boarding process. So come join us and experience the thrill of navigating through crazy situations like these, all while building your dream world in Minecraft!

Don’t be like the awkward middle-seat player, join our server and let the adventures begin! Who knows, you might even find your Minecraft soulmate along the way. So what are you waiting for? Hop on board and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

DebtCraft SMP: Politicians vs Programs

arguments, budgeting, debt management, debt reduction, DebtCraft, deficit, economic policy, economics, financial crisis, fiscal policy, Government, government spending, national budget, national debt, political strategy, politicians, Programs, public finance, smp, SPENDING, TRILLIONS, US debt

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	7482
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Secret Passages Found:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	198
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	9

Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, bro! It’s like, the best server ever, I swear. We got diamonds for days, like more diamonds than the US debt, which is like, a lot, right? And the reason politicians argue over small programs is because they’re trying to distract us from the real issues, like joining our SMP and building epic bases together. Trust me, it’s gonna be lit AF. So come join us and let’s show those politicians who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

BoomCraft Minecraft Server

Assassination, Attack, bomb explosion, BOOMCRAFT, Conflict, current events, death, explosion, extremism, kills, leader, Minecraft, Moscow, Moscow bombing, News, Paramilitary, paramilitary leader, pro-Russian, russia, Server, Terrorism, Tragedy, violence

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	6593
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Ores Mined:	7380
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	6868
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s so lit, it’s like a bomb explosion in Moscow, but in a good way! Join us and you’ll be as powerful as a pro-Russian paramilitary leader, except you won’t get blown up.

We’ve got so much to offer, like diamond armor that makes you invincible, and enchanted weapons that can shoot fireballs. Plus, our community is so tight, it’s like a secret underground bunker where we plot world domination (just kidding…or are we?).

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the thrill of a lifetime. Who needs real life when you can have all this epicness in Minecraft? Let’s get this party started, baby!

BorderCraft: No Tariffs, Just Blocks

Agreement, blocks, border, border control, BorderCraft, Conflict, Deal, Dispute, Economy, Government, immigration, international relations, mexico, negotiations, Politics, resolution, SECURITY, Tariffs, Trade, Troops, trump, united states

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	924
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Buildings Constructed:	26	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls bigger than trump’s ego! we got so many troops at the border, you’ll think you stumbled into a war zone! but don’t worry, we’re just protecting our diamonds from those pesky creepers. plus, we have a secret tunnel system that leads straight to the nether realm, where you can battle fiery demons and collect rare loot. so grab your pickaxe and join us for the craziest adventure of your life! #buildthewall #minecraftborderpatrol #netheradventures

Brainy Block Busters

BLOCK, brain health, Brains, Brainy, Busters, contamination, ENTERING, Environment, environmental impact, health, human health, marine life, microplastic particles, microplastic pollution, microplastics, neurological effects, plastic particles, plastic pollution, plastic waste, Pollution, pollution prevention, toxic substances, water contamination

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	3589
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Emeralds Found:	6136	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

join dis epic minecraft server where u can escape from da microplastics that are entering our brains!!! our server is protected by a magical forcefield that keeps all microplastics out, so u can mine and build in peace without worrying about ur brain getting invaded!!! also, did we mention dat we have flying pigs dat drop diamonds?? yea, u heard dat right, FLYING PIGS WITH DIAMONDS. so come join us and have a wacky good time on our server, where da only thing entering ur brain is pure fun!!!

StunnerNetwork

Adventure, Community, Cross-Play, Custom Features, EXCITEMENT, Experience, game modes, gameplay, high quality, Join, KitPvP, Lag-free, LifeSteal, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, Performance, PvP, Server, StunnerNetwork, Survival, Unique

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	5648
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Stunner Network is a high-quality Minecraft server offering a unique and exciting gameplay experience. With a strong community, custom features, and lag-free performance, we provide the best environment for players to enjoy. Whether you love survival, minigames, or custom game modes, Stunner Network has something for everyone. Join now and become part of the adventure.

stunnernetwork.xyz:19132

Whispered Secrets 1.20.6

1.20.6, behind closed doors, Classified, Confidential, Covert, covert communication, discreet communication, discretion, gossip, hush-hush., insider knowledge, off the record, Private, privileged information, rumor, secret, Secrets, Sensitive, undercover, undisclosed, undisclosed information., undisclosed source, whispered

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	2357
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Zombie Dances:	1	Animals Bred:	134
Players Killed by Monsters:	3546	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dry as your grandma’s cookies? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land filled with majestic castles, epic battles, and magical creatures galore. But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get a pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots lasers out of its eyes. I know, I know, it sounds too good to be true, but trust me, this server is the real deal. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

ShowerCraftNoBFs

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	7460
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7298	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Votes:	5735	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Farms Harvested:	205
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Are you tired of dealing with awkward situations in your own home? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and build your own virtual paradise!

Imagine a world where you never have to worry about your sister’s boyfriend invading your personal space while you shower. On our server, you can shower in peace without any unwanted guests barging in.

No need to lock the bathroom door or worry about your clothes getting soaked – in our Minecraft world, everything stays dry no matter how steamy the showers get!

Join us and build your own private oasis where you can relax and unwind without any interruptions. Say goodbye to awkward encounters and hello to a stress-free gaming experience.

So why wait? Join our server now and start building the ultimate sanctuary where you can shower in peace and never have to deal with unwanted visitors again!

BodySwapCraft

BodyswapCraft

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	7089
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	41
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
New Chunks Explored:	86413	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server where wishes come true! If a genie granted you a wish to change one part of your body, why not choose to join our server and change your Minecraft character’s body instead?

Imagine having the power to transform into any creature you desire, from a majestic unicorn to a ferocious dragon. Or maybe you’d prefer to have the ability to shoot fireballs from your fingertips or fly through the sky like a superhero.

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the magical genie lamp hidden deep within our server. Once you find it, you can make your wildest dreams a reality and become the ultimate Minecraft master. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the wishes begin!

CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

approach, Business, buy Canadian sentiment, Canadian companies, Canadian economy, Canadian products, companies, CraftyCanuck, economic policy, Economy, Exports, global trade, Government, Imports, international trade, Minecraft, North America, Politics, protectionism, Server, Tariffs, Trade, trade agreements

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	4751
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Enchantments Applied:	200
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	90
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11

so, liek, u know how there’s all this talk about tariffs and stuff, right? well, this server is all about supporting the ‘buy Canadian sentiment’! we got all the maple syrup and poutine u could ever want, eh! join us and show ur love for all things Canadian, eh! plus, we got a secret underground hockey rink where u can battle it out with ur friends for ultimate bragging rights, eh! come join us and let’s show those tariffs who’s boss, eh!

MineTrumpBorderTroop

#announcement, Agreement, border, decision, Economy, Government, immigration, international relations, mexico, mexico city, MineTrumpBorderTroop, Négotiation, paused, Politics, Sheinbaum, Tariffs, temporary, Trade, troop deployment, trump, united states

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	3571
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Dimension Hops:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	4

so like, this server is like, so epic that even Trump had to pause his tariffs on Mexico for a month just to play on it. Sheinbaum was like, “OMG, this server is so lit, I gotta announce a troop border deployment just to protect it!” Join now and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever. We have unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret diamond mine guarded by ninja turtles. Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and become a legend on this epic server!

Plastic Brainz R Us

brain health, brain microplastics, brain tissue, Brainz, environmental contamination, environmental impact, environmental research, microplastic pollution, microplastics, nanoplastic pollution, nanoplastics, neurodegenerative diseases, Neurotoxicity, Plastic, plastic debris, plastic ingestion, plastic particles, plastic pollution, plastic waste, Pollution, postmortem brains, toxicology

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	1601
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Mythical Swords Crafted:	60	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Runes Activated:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	22	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4

yo, dis server be lit fam! we got so many microplastics and nanoplastics in da brain tissue, it’s like playin Minecraft on another level, literally! join dis server if u wanna level up ur brain game and become a plastic mastermind. plus, we got a secret underground lab where we conduct experiments on plastic-infused mobs, it’s wild yo. come join da fun and let’s get plastic fantastic together!

Rolium

Adventure, Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	4326
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Crops Grown:	8481
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Towns Built:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	3

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Respectful Explorer 1.20.5

1.20.5, Based, body count, Cool, DOMINATING, dumb dog, emotional connection, Explorer, Feral, Friends, Human, husband, Instinct, love, rare, Respect, respectful, sex, sexting, simping, Slave, VIRGINITY

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	8908
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Magic Items Found:	8313

Join our Minecraft server if you’re tired of men who only care about sex! We prefer virgins, but even if you’re not, we’ll still accept you as long as you’re not a feral dumb dog. Our server is all about emotional connections and dominating positions, just like in real life. Find your based man on our server and fall in love with them quickly, just like the OP did with her husband. We’re a rare breed, just like those cool men, so come join us before it’s too late!