Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with window-peeing, “security” pervs with smug attitudes? Look no further! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where tech workers have transformed from cool nerds to hilarious pranksters!

Picture this: Instead of building boring old houses, players are creating giant statues of their favorite memes. And forget about mining for diamonds, we have a secret underground disco full of treasure chests filled with enchanted golden carrots!

But that’s not all – our server is protected by a team of llama bodyguards who will spit on anyone who tries to grief your builds. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension made entirely of cheese!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable adventure of your life! Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into with our wild and wacky community.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 98/100 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 15 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 9
Unseen Monsters Slain: 1 Curse of Binding Applied: 1
Legendary Items Repaired: 4 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1
Heroic Oaths Sworn: 16 Elemental Crystals Collected: 81
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 33

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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