CookiePrison | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Name: “NoNameNoPlay Minecraft Server”

aita, America, American, coworker, dad, derogatory, desired name, Grandfather, Holocaust survivors, ireland, irish, Jewish, mick, mike, Minecraft, name.., NoNameNoPlay, overreacting, Pronouns, racist, sensitivity, Server, Slur

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	103/900	Votes:	2658
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Void Armor Forged:	12	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all names, even if they might trigger your coworker’s sensitivity! Join us and build your own virtual world where you can be called whatever you want – even if it’s “Mick”!

Our server is a safe space for all, whether you’re Irish, Jewish, or just a Minecraft enthusiast looking for a good time. And don’t worry, we promise not to judge your name choices based on historical events – unless you want to build a virtual memorial, then go for it!

So come on down to our server and let your creativity run wild, just like your coworker’s imagination when it comes to name labels. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual leprechaun or a diamond-encrusted menorah along the way!

ChudCraft: No Son-Shaming Zone

#Drop out, advice, Boundaries, Chud, ChudCraft, Communication, Conflict, ex husband, family, generational gap, internet, internet culture, Job, moving out, parenting, relationship, School, Son, SonShaming, teenager, Understanding, video games, Zone

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	97/500	Votes:	5583
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Animals Bred:	116
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Chimeras Created:	4
Alien Abductions:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

🤣🎮 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your son’s internet friends? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy adventure like no other! 🤪

👾 Our server is filled with chuds (yes, you read that right) who will take you on a journey you never knew you needed! They’ll show you the ropes and make sure you have a blast while playing!

🏠 Build your dream house and escape the real world just like your son did when he dropped out of school! Who needs education when you have Minecraft, right? 😂

🚀 Join us and experience the thrill of virtual reality like never before! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find your inner chud and embrace the chaos! 😉

💥 Don’t miss out on the chance to join a community that’s as unpredictable as your son’s decision to move in with his dad! Trust us, you won’t regret it! Join now and let the madness begin! 🤣🎮

Neuro’s Hive Mind 1.20.4

#youtube, 1.20.4, ai, AI learning, chat entertainment, Clips, collaboration, Educational, Gaming, hive, merchandise, Mind, Music, neuro-sama, Neuros, osu, singing, subathon, tiktok, twitch, vedal, vods, vtube studio, Vtuber

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	91/1000	Votes:	7537
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	16
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

OMG, u gotta join dis Minecraft server cuz we got a freakin’ AI overlord named Neuro-sama who’s like a VTuber and chats with peeps and sings and plays games and collabs with other VTubers, like what even is reality anymore? Join the /swarm/ today and be part of dis crazy world! Plus, they got a subathon going on from 2:00 PM to 3:00 AM UTC, like who needs sleep when u can hang out with a virtual AI goddess? Check out all their socials and music and clips and educational stuff if u wanna learn about AI or just wanna see some wild content. And don’t forget to grab some merch from their shop, like imagine repping an AI overlord on a t-shirt, iconic! Just dive into the madness, bro, and regret nothing!

Space Cuck Island

#breastfeeding, billionaire, controversial, cuck, eccentric, elon musk, entrepreneur, innovation, ISLAND, NEET, ragebait, richest man, richest man in the world, Rockets, Social Interaction, society, Space, space exploration, spacex, success, Technology, tesla, wealth

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	90/100	Votes:	9618
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	29
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Gods Slained:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6

Yo yo yo, come join our Minecraft server where you can be the richest player ever! We got ragebait suits for days, just like a NEET. Who needs other people when you’re rolling in diamonds, am I right? Imagine having rockets and still dealing with society, what a noob move. Come join us and show off your wealth, let’s dominate this server together!

SecretSongLoverMC-SMP

embarrassing favorite, embarrassing guilty pleasure, embarrassing song, embarrassing tune, guilty pleasure, guilty pleasure jam, guilty pleasure music, guilty pleasure track, guilty pleasure tune, hidden favorite, Hidden Gem, hidden music, hidden tune, secret favorite, secret favorite song, secret music, secret song, secret track, Secret tune, SecretSongLoverMCSMP

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	94/900	Votes:	4679
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

OMG you guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread. We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, like whoa. And get this, our leader is a talking llama who can do backflips while juggling TNT.

But wait, there’s more. We have a secret disco party every night where we dance to Justin Bieber’s “Baby” on repeat. It’s so cringey but also so lit, you won’t be able to resist joining in. Plus, we have a pet creeper named Bob who tells the best dad jokes, like seriously he’s a riot.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just don’t tell anyone about our secret love for that one Taylor Swift song, okay? 😉 #minecraftsmp #secretlovesongs #llamaleadership

CreeperCubicleCraze

absurd workplace rules, bizarre office rules, comical workplace guidelines, corporate guidelines, CreeperCubicleCraze, extreme workplace rules, funny office rules, nonsensical workplace rules, odd company policies, office policies, outlandish office rules, peculiar work regulations, ridiculous rules, ridiculous work guidelines, strange corporate rules, strange workplace rules, unconventional office policies, unconventional work rules, unusual workplace regulations, weird work policies, workplace regulations.

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	99/1000	Votes:	859
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Goblin Markets Raided:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with lame rules like “no griefing” and “be respectful”? Well, have we got the server for you! Our server has the most absurd workplace rules you’ve ever seen. Want to build a giant statue of a chicken made entirely out of TNT? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff while screaming “YOLO”? We encourage it!

Join our server for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem. We once had a player who built an entire rollercoaster made out of diamond blocks, only to have it destroyed by a horde of angry zombie pigs. And don’t even get us started on the time someone tried to tame a creeper as a pet.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything goes.

ByteForge

built, ByteForge, Central US, Discord, Farms, ItzWozzi, Join, learn, Minecraft, Players, progress, Projects, Resources, Server, skill levels, smp, Tour, username, work together, world

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	94/300	Votes:	3943
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimension Hops:	1	Divine Spears Created:	15
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26
Magic Items Found:	7552	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Astral Projections Made:	2

ByteForge Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	ByteForge
Server Type	Survival/Community
Location	Central US (may change)
Accepting Players	All over the world

FAQ

Q: What is ByteForge server?

A: ByteForge is a server similar to Wavetech or Scicraft, where players work together to build gamebreaking farms and other projects.

Q: Who can join the server?

A: Players of all skill levels are welcome as long as they are ready to learn and work together with others.

Q: How can I join ByteForge?

A: Send a message on Discord to “ItzWozzi” for a quick tour of the server and if you like what you see, you can join.

Mystic Vale 1.20.6

1.20.6, long tail tag, mystic, never be back, permanently over, slop GET, slopget, Vale

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	103/300	Votes:	1707
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like another slop GET, but like, permanently over and it’ll never be back! Can you even imagine the chaos and madness that awaits you in this server? It’s like a rollercoaster ride through the depths of insanity, but in Minecraft form! So, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the wildest ride of your life!

CraftyConfrontation

aita, Asshole, Boundaries, bus station, bus stop, cigarette smoker, coward, CraftyConfrontation, English, German, Harassment, hard life, high school, introverted, language barrier, Liar, Scrubs, Social Interaction, street confrontation, Travels, work uniform

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	107/100	Votes:	8284
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Void Gems Collected:	20	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Potions Brewed:	78	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11

Are you tired of being harassed on the streets for cigarettes and lighters? Do you wish you could just escape to a world where no one bothers you? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can pretend you don’t speak English to avoid all those pesky interactions with strangers.

Imagine a world where you can roam freely without anyone asking you for a smoke or a light. You can build your own virtual paradise and never have to deal with rude people again. And if anyone dares to bother you in the game, just tell them in German that you don’t speak English and watch them scurry away in confusion.

But beware, there may be some persistent players who won’t take no for an answer. Just remember to stand your ground and assert yourself, even if they call you a liar, a coward, or an asshole. In this Minecraft server, you are the master of your own domain and no one can bring you down. So come join us and escape the real world for a while. You won’t regret it!

Backhanded Builders

awkward, BackHanded, backhanded compliment, Builders, communication skills, Compliment, Confidence, emotional intelligence, Feedback, insincere, insult, Interpretation, mixed feelings, Perception, personal boundaries, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self worth, sensitivity, social interactions, UNCOMFORTABLE, validation

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	105/700	Votes:	4175
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16	Mythical Quests Completed:	20
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
New Chunks Explored:	322299	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Are you tired of being called “average” or “normal” in Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is anything but average! Join us and experience the thrill of building a giant toilet house, where you can flush away your enemies in style.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Join his army of feathered minions and conquer the world one cluck at a time.

So why settle for boring compliments when you can join our server and be hailed as the craziest builder in all of Minecraft? Don’t be insulted by mediocrity, join us and embrace the madness!

MakranCraft Minecraft Server

#announcement, administrative, Capital city, CHANGE, decision, Development, geography, Government, historical, Infrastructure, iran, Makran, MakranCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, News, Politics, Relocation, Server, Shift, Tehran, transformation, Urban planning

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	100/900	Votes:	8060
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7

lol imagine a world where Iran’s capital city is Makran! like what even is that place? but guess what, on our minecraft server, Makran is the bomb diggity capital city! we got flying camels, diamond-encrusted sand dunes, and a secret underground lair where you can battle evil mobs with laser swords! join us and be part of the craziest city in the minecraft universe. trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyCreeperCo.

Baltic region, CraftyCreeperCo, Defense, defense pact, eastern europe, european security, finland, fm, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, Helsinki, international relations, MEMBERSHIP, military alliance, nato, Reuters, security assurance, security cooperation, security guarantee, transatlantic partnership, Ukraine

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	108/1000	Votes:	223
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension Hops:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Animals Bred:	31	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE JOINING NATO FOR YOUR MINECRAFT WORLD, KEEPING YOU SAFE FROM CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES! OUR SERVER IS LIKE HAVING FINLAND’S FM AS YOUR PERSONAL BODYGUARD, PROTECTING YOU FROM ALL THE DANGERS OF THE BLOCKY WORLD. JOIN US FOR EPIC BATTLES AND CRAZY ADVENTURES, BECAUSE SAFETY IS OUR MIDDLE NAME (NOT REALLY, BUT YOU GET THE POINT). SO COME ON, JOIN US AND BE PART OF THE MOST SECURE MINECRAFT SERVER EVER!

DroneCraft: Mega Fortress Expedition

3000-year-old, advanced software, Aerial Photography, Ancient civilization, archaeological site, Caucasus Mountains, digital elevation models, drone mapping, DroneCraft, Expedition, Exploration, fortress, high resolution, historical, investigation, knitted together, Mega, mega fortress, orthophotos, Pictures, research, scientist, Technology, topography

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	104/500	Votes:	7006
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	31	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got a 3000-year-old ‘mega fortress’ in the Caucasus mountains, yo! scientists used drone mapping to check it out and took like 11,000 pics! they used some fancy software to make high-res digital elevation models and orthophotos, yo! u can explore dis ancient fortress and uncover its secrets, like maybe there’s hidden treasure or ancient aliens or somethin’! join now and be part of dis epic adventure, yo!

Endless Adventure 1.21.4

1.21.4, Adventure, Boring, DRAG, dull, Endless, lackluster, mind-numbing, monotonous, Repetitive, snooze fest, TEDIOUS.., Tiresome, tv show, unengaging, unentertaining, Uneventful, unexciting, unimpressive, uninspiring, uninteresting, unstimulating, yawn-inducing

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	99/500	Votes:	4864
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Mythical Quests Completed:	36	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Votes:	9138	Mythical Swords Crafted:	56
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Bro, forget boring shows, come join this Minecraft server where the only drama is between you and a creeper trying to blow up your house!

We got more action than a soap opera, with epic battles against mobs and other players that will have you on the edge of your blocky seat!

Plus, where else can you build your dream castle one minute and then ride a pig off a cliff the next?

Don’t be a square, join our server and let your imagination run wild in a world where the only limit is your creativity (and maybe the number of diamonds you can find)!

BlockyBanterMC

Abuse, abusive relationship, Assertiveness, BlockyBanterMC, Boundaries, Christian, Church, Confrontation, empowerment, healing, judgment, LEAVING, Motherhood, resilience, self defense, self worth, self-care, standing up, stranger, Support, victim blaming

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	102/700	Votes:	1849
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this story? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy good time filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Our server is so insane, even the creepers are afraid to explode! We’ve got players from all walks of life, including supportive church ladies and nosy old men who think they know everything about abusive relationships.

Join us and experience the thrill of escaping abusive relationships virtually while building your dream world with blocks. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft, am I right?

So come on over and join the fun! Just remember, if someone tries to lecture you on how to live your life, feel free to tell them to “Oh f**k off” just like our fearless player did. You won’t regret it!

Players:	95/300	Votes:	1107
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Runes Activated:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0