Welcome to our Minecraft server, where borrowing pants for work is strictly prohibited! We don’t loan out face masks, lotion, tampons, or even socks – especially not period underwear, ew! Our server is a no-sharing zone, unless it’s for medical emergencies like needing a bandaid.

Join us and experience the thrill of banning unruly players like Nina, who think it’s okay to stick their fingers in your cookie dough without permission. We have a zero-tolerance policy for cookie thieves and dress borrowers!

AJ may be a loyal player, but even he knows the consequences of breaking our rules. If you’re looking for a server with strict boundaries and a drama-filled community, look no further. Just remember, don’t mess with our cookies or you’ll be banned faster than you can say “Minecraft madness!”

Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 100/400 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
Divine Relics Bestowed: 9 Astral Mages Summoned: 4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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