Hey there! Tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wildest place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a team of hilarious moderators who will entertain you with their wacky antics and outrageous shenanigans. Need a break from building and mining? How about a game of “Horse Jousting” on flying pigs or a race through a maze filled with exploding chickens?

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base where we host epic dance parties with DJ Villagers spinning the latest tunes. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will only let you pass if you can beat them in a game of “Simon Says.”

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the insanity begin! And remember, we’ve been trying to reach you concerning your console’s extended warranty…because once you join our SMP, there’s no turning back!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players: 102/900 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
Eldritch Medallions Worn: 8 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2
Unicorn Sightings: 0 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
Soul Swords Wielded: 1 Secret Passages Found: 5
Mines Excavated: 2257 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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