so, like, u know how trudeau is all like “oh no, foreign interference bad”? well, turns out some of those conservative peeps are like totally involved in it, can u believe it? like, they’re probably using their diamond swords to hack into other countries or something, it’s cray cray. but like, if u wanna escape all that drama and just chill in a sick minecraft server, then u should totally join ours. we got like, flying pigs and talking sheep and a secret underground disco party. plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn u into a unicorn if u ask nicely. so forget about politics and come join the fun, we promise u won’t regret it. #minecraftforlife #unicornsarecool

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 105/600 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1
Evil Twin Fights: 5 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5 Immortal Potions Brewed: 8
Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3 Secret Libraries Discovered: 2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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