so, like, u know how trudeau is all like “oh no, foreign interference bad”? well, turns out some of those conservative peeps are like totally involved in it, can u believe it? like, they’re probably using their diamond swords to hack into other countries or something, it’s cray cray. but like, if u wanna escape all that drama and just chill in a sick minecraft server, then u should totally join ours. we got like, flying pigs and talking sheep and a secret underground disco party. plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn u into a unicorn if u ask nicely. so forget about politics and come join the fun, we promise u won’t regret it. #minecraftforlife #unicornsarecool

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 92/400 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired: 2 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
Buildings Constructed: 10 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4
Soulbound Rings Equipped: 12 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
Wyrmholes Dug: 3 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 34
Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3 Teleportation Mishaps: 2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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