so, like, u know how trudeau is all like “oh no, foreign interference bad”? well, turns out some of those conservative peeps are like totally involved in it, can u believe it? like, they’re probably using their diamond swords to hack into other countries or something, it’s cray cray. but like, if u wanna escape all that drama and just chill in a sick minecraft server, then u should totally join ours. we got like, flying pigs and talking sheep and a secret underground disco party. plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn u into a unicorn if u ask nicely. so forget about politics and come join the fun, we promise u won’t regret it. #minecraftforlife #unicornsarecool

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 91/200 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Ether Blades Crafted: 4
Meteorites Collected: 1 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
Astral Projections Made: 1 Gryphons Tamed: 1
Goblin Markets Raided: 3 Cursed Lands Purified: 9
Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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