so, like, u know how trudeau is all like “oh no, foreign interference bad”? well, turns out some of those conservative peeps are like totally involved in it, can u believe it? like, they’re probably using their diamond swords to hack into other countries or something, it’s cray cray. but like, if u wanna escape all that drama and just chill in a sick minecraft server, then u should totally join ours. we got like, flying pigs and talking sheep and a secret underground disco party. plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn u into a unicorn if u ask nicely. so forget about politics and come join the fun, we promise u won’t regret it. #minecraftforlife #unicornsarecool

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 109/600 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved: 4 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4
Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Dragons Tamed: 0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
Farms Harvested: 326 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2
Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 19

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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