so, like, u know how trudeau is all like “oh no, foreign interference bad”? well, turns out some of those conservative peeps are like totally involved in it, can u believe it? like, they’re probably using their diamond swords to hack into other countries or something, it’s cray cray. but like, if u wanna escape all that drama and just chill in a sick minecraft server, then u should totally join ours. we got like, flying pigs and talking sheep and a secret underground disco party. plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn u into a unicorn if u ask nicely. so forget about politics and come join the fun, we promise u won’t regret it. #minecraftforlife #unicornsarecool

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 107/600 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened: 15 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
Players Killed by Monsters: 1362 Blood Moons Survived: 2
Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
Magic Scrolls Discovered: 9 Gnome Villages Protected: 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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