so, like, u know how trudeau is all like “oh no, foreign interference bad”? well, turns out some of those conservative peeps are like totally involved in it, can u believe it? like, they’re probably using their diamond swords to hack into other countries or something, it’s cray cray. but like, if u wanna escape all that drama and just chill in a sick minecraft server, then u should totally join ours. we got like, flying pigs and talking sheep and a secret underground disco party. plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn u into a unicorn if u ask nicely. so forget about politics and come join the fun, we promise u won’t regret it. #minecraftforlife #unicornsarecool

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 91/600 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 30
God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Emeralds Found: 6840
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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