so like, this server is like the taiwan of minecraft servers, we don’t want no communist china up in here, we independent af. like our president said, it’s impossible for them to be our motherland, so come join us and be part of the resistance against the commies. we got crazy builds, epic minigames, and a community that’s tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and cake. why would you wanna be anywhere else? join now before the commies try to take us down, we need all the help we can get!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players: 100/600 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2 Epic Bosses Defeated: 3
Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Phantom Blocks Placed: 4
Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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