CommieCraft: Not Our MamaLand | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Vent – Down Bad Edition Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to let loose and have a blast!

Join us for epic adventures, ridiculous pranks, and a community that’s always up for a good laugh. Need a break from mining and crafting? How about a spontaneous llama race or a skydiving competition off the tallest tower in the server?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground disco party where the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes (or just makes a really tasty french fry).

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our wild and wacky SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Farms Harvested:	639	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

CryCraft: AITA Coworker Tears

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Looking for a Minecraft server where drama unfolds like a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where the employees are like characters straight out of a reality TV show!

Join us and witness the epic saga of a single mom with young kids who has to navigate through the treacherous waters of coworker complaints about her schedule. Will she have to give up her Fridays and disrupt her entire life just to please one crybaby coworker? Find out on our server!

Experience the thrill of workplace confrontations that end in tears, as coworkers battle it out over who gets to have Fridays off. It’s like a game of survival of the fittest, but with more office drama and less actual survival.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more intense than a daytime soap opera, join us now! Just remember, in this world, fairness is just a myth and tears are the currency of drama.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	20
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Enchantments Applied:	103	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

RegrettableSteve – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of living with the regret of not joining the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, fret no more, because this server is here to cure all your woes!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and unexpected friendships. Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping sick beats!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to dance-offs. Can you out-dab the infamous ghostly figure?

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the laughter and chaos ensue! Your deepest regret will be missing out on all the fun this server has to offer.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Runes Activated:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

ParentalRoastCraft

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Are your parents constantly roasting you like a marshmallow over a campfire? Well, we’ve got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can build a virtual fortress to protect yourself from their savage insults.

Our server is filled with magical unicorns that poop rainbows, flying pigs that drop diamonds, and talking llamas that give out free hugs. Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a special power-up that turns your character into a superhero with the ability to shoot laser beams from your eyes.

So say goodbye to your parents’ hurtful words and hello to a world where you can be anything you want to be. Join our server today and let the laughter and fun begin!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Dimension Hops:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	583	Enchanted Armories Found:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Brainstem Bungalow – Minecraft Server

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Yo, dis server be like a party for yo brain, but not in a boring sciencey way, nah. We got brainstem inflaming action goin’ on up in here! Join dis server and let yo brain go wild with all da crazy functions like breathing, heart rate, and blood pressure!

We got brain scans of peeps hospitalised with Covid, showin’ off all da cool stuff happenin’ in yo noggin. Plus, we got long-term breathlessness and fatigue for all yo long COVID patients out there.

So come on down to dis Minecraft server and let yo brainstem get lit! Who needs normal brain functions when you can have all dis excitement goin’ on? Join now for a brain-tastic time!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Meta Minecraft Server: Less Than One Week!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, get ready for a server that will blow your mind – literally! Our server is so wild, you’ll feel like you’re in a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha!

Join us on our server and experience the thrill of riding on giant chickens, battling evil villagers with diamond swords, and exploring secret dungeons filled with treasure (and maybe a few traps, but who’s counting?). And don’t even get us started on the epic PvP battles that will have you laughing so hard, you might just fall off your blocky throne!

But that’s not all – we have special events happening every day leading up to the grand opening of Metaphor! From pixelated parades to llama races, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime – because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky Endermen, but we don’t talk about them). See you on the other side, blockheads!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	New Chunks Explored:	921203
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Tony Khan BTFO of an E-Drone Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play nice? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato, and secret underground dance parties with creepers! Our server is so insane, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet llama that spits out diamonds (Disclaimer: diamonds may or may not be real). So what are you waiting for? Come join our SMP and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Enchantments Applied:	111	Star Shards Collected:	111
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Love Letters Sent:	1
Runes Activated:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

ParentalPiggybacker

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Are you tired of living a privileged life and feeling like a leech? Join our Minecraft server and experience a whole new world where you have to fend for yourself and earn everything you have! No more freebies from your parents, it’s time to be independent in the virtual world.

On our server, you’ll have to mine for your own resources, build your own shelter, and fight off mobs all on your own. No more relying on Dad to cook you breakfast or buy you a new laptop – it’s time to show your true skills in survival mode.

And if you’re feeling extra rebellious, come out as gay on our server and see how your virtual family reacts. Will they disown you like you fear your real family will? Or will they accept you for who you are and support you no matter what?

So come join our server and prove that you’re not just a leech, but a true Minecraft warrior ready to take on any challenge that comes your way. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll even earn that new Mac laptop through your hard work and dedication in the game. It’s time to level up and show the world what you’re made of!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Demon Skulls Collected:	39
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

RegretfulRide Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging creepers while riding a pig with a saddle, or battling a horde of zombies with nothing but a carrot in hand. Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face around here!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the world that will grant you unlimited diamonds for life. But be warned, the last player who tried to find it ended up getting lost in a maze of TNT traps set by a mischievous group of baby zombies.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage, because you never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll encounter in this wacky world.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Star Shards Collected:	78	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

NoWayInNebraskaMC

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Are you tired of boring old US states? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be! We guarantee you’ll never have to set foot in that dreaded state again once you join us. Why waste your time in a state when you can explore our virtual world filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and diamond-encrusted chickens? Trust us, you’ll never look back once you experience the magic of our server. So say goodbye to that boring state and hello to the adventure of a lifetime!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Hurricane Control Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at!

Join us if you want to uncover the truth behind the mysterious llama uprising that is threatening to take over the entire server. These llamas are not your average farm animals – they are armed to the teeth with diamond swords and are ready to take down anyone who stands in their way.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of villagers who have been plotting to overthrow the oppressive rule of the chickens. Yes, you heard that right – the chickens are the true rulers of this server and they will stop at nothing to maintain their power.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories, epic battles, and maybe even a little bit of chicken drama, then come join us on our server. Just remember, if you think people are controlling the hurricanes, you have lost the plot and need to log off immediately.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Magic Crystals Found:	25
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Soccer Steve Plays Minecraft SMP

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Sure thing! Imagine this Minecraft SMP as the Champions League of servers. We’ve got players from all over the world competing in epic battles and building the most insane structures you’ve ever seen. Join us and become the Lionel Messi of Minecraft, scoring goals (or in this case, blocks) left and right. Trust me, you don’t want to be stuck on the bench for this one! So lace up your virtual cleats and get ready to kick some pixelated butt on the pitch… I mean, in the mines.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Dimension Hops:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	540
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

NeverDigStraightDown Minecraft SMP

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Remember that time I accidentally tried to ride a pig off a cliff in Minecraft? Yeah, never again. But hey, if you want to join our crazy SMP, you can ride pigs off cliffs all day long! We’ve got a whole community of players who love to push the boundaries of Minecraft in the most ridiculous ways possible. From building giant statues of chickens to staging epic battles with nothing but snowballs, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So if you’re looking for a wild ride (literally), come join us and see what kind of shenanigans you can get into!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Alien Abductions:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	29
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Villages Defended:	19

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

GenderGigglesMC

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Are you tired of mining for diamonds and getting attacked by creepers all day? Well, on our server, the biggest surprise about the other gender is that they drop diamonds instead of flowers! That’s right, every time you encounter a player of the opposite gender, they will rain diamonds down on you like it’s nobody’s business. Join our server for a chance to become the richest player in all of Minecraft just by interacting with the opposite gender. Who knew that gender could be so profitable in the world of blocky adventures?

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Runes Activated:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	40
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Pixel Fantasy Fun – Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay eyes on! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a diamond the size of a house! Legend has it that if you join this server, you’ll find treasures beyond your wildest dreams.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to magical creatures like flying pigs and talking sheep. You’ll never know what kind of wacky adventure you’ll stumble upon next. Plus, our community is filled with friendly players who are always up for a good laugh and a crazy building competition.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and let the fun begin! Just remember, if you see a creeper wearing a top hat, run the other way. Trust me on this one.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11
Emeralds Found:	1001	Buildings Constructed:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2