so like, this server is like the taiwan of minecraft servers, we don’t want no communist china up in here, we independent af. like our president said, it’s impossible for them to be our motherland, so come join us and be part of the resistance against the commies. we got crazy builds, epic minigames, and a community that’s tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and cake. why would you wanna be anywhere else? join now before the commies try to take us down, we need all the help we can get!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 105/200 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn: 25 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Eerie Music Discs Played: 6
Royal Courts Attended: 3 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2
Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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