so like, this server is like the taiwan of minecraft servers, we don’t want no communist china up in here, we independent af. like our president said, it’s impossible for them to be our motherland, so come join us and be part of the resistance against the commies. we got crazy builds, epic minigames, and a community that’s tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and cake. why would you wanna be anywhere else? join now before the commies try to take us down, we need all the help we can get!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 98/400 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5
Demon Skulls Collected: 42 Towns Built: 10
Holy Grails Found: 1 Legendary Heroes Trained: 2
Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Legendary Titles Earned: 3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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