so like, this server is like the taiwan of minecraft servers, we don’t want no communist china up in here, we independent af. like our president said, it’s impossible for them to be our motherland, so come join us and be part of the resistance against the commies. we got crazy builds, epic minigames, and a community that’s tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and cake. why would you wanna be anywhere else? join now before the commies try to take us down, we need all the help we can get!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 97/900 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided: 4 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4
Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4
Rainbows Spotted: 8 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 11
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5
Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Cursed Lands Purified: 3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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