ColdNetwork | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Unironically… Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further, because our server is here to shake things up and make your gaming experience unforgettable!

Join our server if you want to be part of a community where the only life philosophy is to have a laugh and not take things too seriously. We’ve got players who will challenge you to build the craziest structures, embark on epic quests, and maybe even engage in some friendly trolling.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature said to lay diamonds instead of eggs. Some say it’s just a myth, but those who have seen it swear it’s real and will stop at nothing to find it.

So, if you’re ready to join a Minecraft server that will have you questioning your sanity and laughing until your sides hurt, then come on over and join us. Who knows what adventures and shenanigans await you on our server? Just remember, in this world, the only life philosophy is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Happy Craft Minecraft SMP

Bliss, cheerfulness, Contentment, Craft, DELIGHT, elation, fulfillment, Good Vibes, Gratitude, Happiness, Happy, inner peace, joy, Laughter, life satisfaction, love, Minecraft, positive emotions, positivity, satisfaction, Serenity, smiles, smp, well-being

Are you tired of mining and crafting alone in the dark, with only the sound of creepy cave noises to keep you company? Well, fear not, because on our server, we guarantee happiness! How, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and immediately found themselves surrounded by a herd of friendly llamas wearing top hats and monocles. These dapper llamas led the player on a wild adventure through fields of rainbow sheep and forests made entirely of candy canes. Along the way, they encountered a talking chicken who taught them how to fly using nothing but a feather and a dream.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a pig so rare and precious that its farts smell like freshly baked cookies. And if you’re lucky enough to find the Diamond Pig, it will grant you three wishes, no questions asked.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience a world of pure happiness and ridiculousness like never before! Who needs boring old reality when you can have llamas in top hats and flying chickens? Happiness awaits you, my friend.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Oopsie Daisy Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything goes smoothly? Well, look no further because on our server, everything that can go wrong, will go wrong!

Join us for a wild ride as we unleash chaos upon the Minecraft world. Creepers that explode into rainbow confetti, chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and villagers that break out into spontaneous dance parties.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has taken up knitting as a hobby and will challenge players to a knitting contest instead of a battle.

So if you’re looking for a server where the unexpected is the norm and where you never know what crazy adventure awaits you around the corner, then come join us! Just be prepared for things to go horribly wrong in the most hilarious way possible.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	99

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Grandparents’ Minecraft SMP Living

aging parents, caregiving, elderly care, family bond, family care, family connection, family dynamics, family living, family responsibilities, family structure, Family Support, family support system, family ties, family unity, generational living, Grandparents, intergenerational relationships, Living, living arrangements, Minecraft, multi-generational living, parents, smp

Are you tired of living with your boring grandparents or dreading the day your parents move in with you? Well, have no fear because on our Minecraft SMP, we have created a virtual retirement home for all the elderly players out there!

Join our server and watch as your grandparents build epic structures, fight off creepers, and maybe even start their own virtual knitting club. And for those worried about their parents moving in, fear not! We have a virtual daycare where they can spend their days mining for diamonds and taming wolves.

So why wait? Join now and give your elderly family members a new lease on life in our wacky Minecraft retirement community!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Game Critique Minecraft Server

AAA titles, action, adventureRPG, battle royale character customization, Casual, Combat, competitive, crafting narrative, critique, dialogue choices, fantasy historical, fps, futuristic, Game, gamer review, Gaming, Hack and Slash, hardcore story-driven, judgement multiplayer, leveling up, linear puzzle, loot exploration, main story, Minecraft, mini-games stealth, mobile games console, moral decisions side quests, online strategy, open world, optional content boss battles, PC, platformer, post-apocalyptic character development, Puzzles, sandbox indie games, Sci Fi, Server, simulation co-op, Single player, skill trees, survivalhorror, Upgrades, video games, virtual reality competitive

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join us for the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs while battling evil llamas with laser beams shooting out of their eyes. Want to build a giant toilet-shaped house? Go for it! We encourage creativity in all its wacky forms.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing chickens who throw the most epic parties you’ve ever seen. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamond-encrusted bacon somewhere in the world.

So why wait? Join our server now for a wild and crazy Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this madcap world we’ve created.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

> a Year Later Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old SMPs where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and most chaotic place you’ll ever find in Minecraft!

Join us for epic adventures, insane pranks, and a community that never sleeps (literally, we have players from all time zones)! We’ve got players who have been collaborating for over a year and still haven’t run out of ideas – that’s dedication, folks.

Forget about myth and council, they couldn’t handle our level of craziness. We’ve got secret underground bases, giant chicken statues, and a rivalry between two players that started over a potato (true story).

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for the most hilarious and unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life! Just be warned, once you join, there’s no turning back. Welcome to the madness!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	103	Titanic Battles Fought:	22

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Blocky Politics Minecraft Server

America, Beliefs, blocky, Community, CONSERVATIVE, debate, Democracy, election, Friends, MAGA, MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN, Minecraft, Opinions, Politics, president, REPUBLICAN, Server, society, Trump supporter, Trump2020, Trump2024, Trumpism, Usa, Voting

Are you tired of living in a world where you don’t know any Trump supporters? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a whole community of them! Join us and experience the thrill of building walls, making deals, and tweeting up a storm in our virtual world. Who knows, you might even get a chance to build a golden tower in honor of your favorite president! So come on, join us and make Minecraft great again!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Custom Characters Minecraft SMP

Are you tired of playing on boring old servers with the same old characters? Well, look no further because on our server, we have custom characters that will blow your mind! From a giant flying taco to a ninja unicorn, the possibilities are endless!

”’Explore our insane world!”’

Join our Minecraft SMP and explore our insane world filled with floating islands, talking animals, and secret underground lairs. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a group of dancing zombies. Will you be brave enough to find it?

”’Join for the epic events!”’

Every week, we host epic events that will test your Minecraft skills to the limit. From parkour races on top of a volcano to PvP battles in a giant maze, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Plus, the winner of each event gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples! Who wouldn’t want that?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the world of Minecraft!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Runes Activated:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

What is the IP for LDShadowLady Minecraft Server?

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LDShadowLady, also known as Lizzie, is a popular British YouTuber known for her gaming content, primarily focusing on Minecraft. With over 6 million subscribers on her channel, LDShadowLady is known for her quirky and entertaining commentary, as well as her unique and creative approach to gaming. She is also a member of the gaming group The Pixel Pact. Off camera, LDShadowLady is an animal lover and frequently showcases her pets on her social media platforms.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Chimeras Created:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ⚔️ VANIILA 89MINE ⚔️ Minecraft server

89MINE, Adventure, BUILD, Community, Explore, Friends, Fun, Gaming, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, Players, PvP, Server, Survival, VANIILA89MINE, Vanilla, weapons

The owner of the server “VANIILA 89MINE” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crops Grown:	2217	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Limbus Company General Minecraft Server

Company, countdown, Current Extractions, Ego, FangHunt Office Fixer, FAQs, general, General guide, Gregor, Hong Lu, LCG, Library of Ruina, Limbus, Limbus Company General, Lobotomy Corporation, Masquerade, Minecraft, Mirror Dungeon, Mirror of the Wuthering, oblivion, optimal grind guide, Outis, Project Moon, Refraction Railway Line 4, season 5, Server, sinner, Target Extraction, The Barber of La Manchaland, The Priest of La Manchaland, Upcoming Extractions, Useful resources

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our server, which shall remain nameless for legal reasons, is filled with wacky adventures and outrageous stories that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

Join us as we embark on quests to find the Mirror of the Wuthering, ride the Refraction Railway Line 4 while wearing fancy masquerade masks, and face off against the mysterious Priest of La Manchaland and his trusty sidekick Gregor. Who knows what kind of shenanigans we’ll get into next?

But that’s not all – we have upcoming extractions that will blow your mind, including a hunt for the elusive FangHunt Office Fixer Hong Lu. And let’s not forget about our target extraction missions, where you’ll have to use your wits and E.G.O skills to come out on top.

So why should you join our server? Well, for starters, we’re directly tied to the setting of Project Moon’s previous games, Lobotomy Corporation and Library of Ruina. Expect spoilers galore, but also expect a whole lot of fun.

Download our game on the AppStore, Google Play, or Steam, and get ready to dive into a world of madness and mayhem. Follow us on Twitter, YouTube, and our official site for more outrageous updates.

Don’t miss out on the chaos – join our Minecraft server today and become part of the most ridiculous gaming community out there!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Divine Spears Created:	21

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Greta’s Revenge Minecraft SMP

BRAINWASHING, conspiracy theories, cyber manipulation, digital deception, Disinformation, extremist groups, Greta Thunberg, Gretas, hate campaigns, internet trolls, jidf, Minecraft, Misinformation, nu/pol, online manipulation, online propaganda, online radicalization, online radicalization tactics, political agendas, Propaganda, psychological warfare, Revenge, smp, social media influence

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is who stole someone’s diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild ride through the craziest conspiracy theories you’ve ever heard! Join us and become part of the epic battle against the JIDF brainwashing, where you’ll have to team up with Greta herself to take down their evil plans. Who knew that saving the world could be so fun and hilarious? So come on, join us and let’s show those brainwashers what we’re made of!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

My Girlfriend’s Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your moody girlfriend? Look no further! Our server is filled with blocks, mobs, and endless adventures that will have you saying “girlfriend who?”

Join us and escape the drama of real life by building your dream world in Minecraft. Who needs a clingy partner when you have a pickaxe and a world full of possibilities at your fingertips?

Plus, our server is so amazing that even the most mind-bending sex can’t compare to the pure joy of playing here. Trust us, once you start playing, you’ll never want to log off. So say goodbye to relationship stress and hello to the ultimate Minecraft experience!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Minecraft SMP: /omog/ – OMORI General

character birthdays, console editions, Developer Interview, Exclusive content, FANART, fanfiction, Fangames, general, greentext, Guide, KEL, merchandise, Minecraft, Mods, OC Fic, omog, OMORI, Physical Edition, Projects, RPG Maker MV, smp, steam edition, Thread Template, Walkthrough, whiteboard

Welcome to the most chaotic and unsafe Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Forget about building peaceful farms and cozy homes, this server is all about the madness and mayhem.

Join us for a chance to explore exclusive content that will blow your mind, just like the console editions with their mysterious secrets. And don’t forget to celebrate Kel’s birthday on November 11, because who knows what crazy shenanigans will happen on that day!

But that’s not all, we have fangames, projects, and more to keep you entertained for hours on end. From OMARIO to DOOMORI, there’s no shortage of wacky adventures to embark on.

And let’s not forget about the mods that will take your Minecraft experience to a whole new level. Try out _omariAU, rainy_mari_mod, omorimodreverie, or omori_daydream for a truly mind-bending experience.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness of this Minecraft SMP and see where the chaos takes you. Just remember, safety is not guaranteed, but fun is guaranteed!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

Adventure, Adventures, Anime, blocky, Boa Hancock, Character development, Emotional Conflicts, FANTASY, HEARTBREAK, Joining Crew, love, Luffy, Manga, Minecraft, monkey d luffy, one piece, Pirate Empress, relationships, romance, Server, SHONEN, Straw Hat Pirates, strong female characters, unrequited love

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where all the action is at!

Join our server and become part of a wacky crew of Minecraft pirates led by none other than Luffy himself! That’s right, we’ve got a real-life Luffy running the show and he’s always looking for new crew members to join his adventures.

But wait, there’s more! Hancock is also on the server, but instead of joining Luffy’s crew like a sensible person, she’s off doing her own thing. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans she’s getting up to?

So if you want to be part of a wild and unpredictable Minecraft server where anything can happen, then come join us! Who knows, you might even become the next pirate king of Minecraft!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Mines Excavated:	2139