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Lonely Minecraft SMP Player

average life, blog, blue light, BREAKING, daydream, DEPRESSING, Escape, Fault, Friends, Girlfriend, hopelessness, Loneliness, lonely, Loser, Lurking, Minecraft, Music, numb, player, self loathing, Sleeping, smp, suffer in silence, Torment

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	1795
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Farms Harvested:	478	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	8886	Players Killed by Monsters:	1265
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	14
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Are you tired of feeling like a lonely husk of a player in Minecraft? Do you yearn for a server where you can escape your real-life woes and live out your wildest blocky dreams? Look no further than our insane SMP!

Join us for a chance to break free from the perpetual state of loneliness and torment that plagues your everyday life. Say goodbye to being a dead man walking and hello to a world where you can finally make friends, build relationships, and maybe even find love (yes, love in Minecraft is possible, don’t question it).

Our server is the perfect place to let loose, have fun, and forget about all your real-life problems. Who needs productivity when you can spend your days mining, crafting, and causing chaos with your fellow players? Trust us, joining our SMP will be the best decision you’ve ever made – you’ll wonder why you didn’t do it sooner!

So what are you waiting for? Leave your lonely, depressing life behind and join our wacky, wild, and totally outrageous Minecraft SMP today. Who knows, you might just find the happiness and fulfillment you’ve been searching for (or at least a few laughs along the way).

NoCutsNoButtsMC

-5 degrees, Beans, Checkout, Christmas spirit, cold, compassion, contractions, grocery store, Heartless, Items, Labor, NoCutsNoButtsMC, Rush, Season, self checkout, soccer game, Time, UNCOMFORTABLE, WAIT, WOMAN

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	2658
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of everyday life? Look no further than our server, where you won’t have to deal with entitled soccer moms trying to cut in line at the grocery store! Join us for a world of endless possibilities and no labor and contraction stories in sight. Plus, our server is so hot, you won’t even notice the -5 degree weather outside. So come on over and leave the heartless bitches behind – unless they want to play Minecraft, of course!

FrogSMP

Earth, Economy, Minecraft SMP Jobs Skills Automation Shop Economy Teleport Groups Area protections Custom world Exploration Building Survival PVP Quests Server Community Plugins Modding, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	3778
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	128	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Buildings Constructed:	46
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

! FrogSMP Welcome to

Main features:

Jobs and Skills: Develop new skills and gain through a variety of jobs. Dosages: Automation of tasks to facilitate your progress. Shop and Economy: Buy, sell and trade with other players on your way to economic success. Personal Teleport Points: Quickly move to your or others’ favorite locations. Groups: Collaborate with friends and form your own groups. Area protections: Protect your construction with an area claim system. Custom World: Explore a unique world you won’t find anywhere else!

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Azure Kingdom 1.20.3

1.20.3, 4koma, AZURE, Banners, Binah, blue archive, Commissions, Events, Experience, fubuki, general, guides, HARD, kanna, Kingdom, Kirino, lessons, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Noa, Normals, patch notes, PVs, Resources, Say-Bing!, Scrimmages, Secret Midnight Party, shorts, Side Content, The Fury of Set, Total Assault, Yuuka

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	7615
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Astral Projections Made:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Ores Mined:	8408	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Yo, bros and broettes! Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your grandma’s knitting circle on a Friday night? Well, look no further, because our server is the bee’s knees, the cat’s pajamas, and the llama’s drama all rolled into one!

Join us for a crazy adventure where you can build your dream world, battle epic mobs, and maybe even find a secret midnight party with an oni holding a bell – who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got limit break assaults, hovercraft races, and double the lessons, commissions, normals, hards, and experience points – it’s like winning the lottery, but with creepers instead of cash!

And if that’s not enough to tickle your pickle, how about some swimsuit babes like Kanna, Fubuki, and Kirino waiting for you in our banners? They’ll make you say “Bing!” and never look back!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of fun, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of sanity – but who needs that anyway? Let’s get blocky, baby!

Cara Thread Minecraft SMP

accessories, Cara, Cara thread, Crafting, Creative, design, diy, embellishments, embroidery, Fabric, fashion, Handmade, hobby, inspiration, Minecraft, needlework, patterns, Projects, Sewing, smp, stitching, textile art, Thread, tutorials

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	6391
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a horde of angry chickens. But don’t worry, they’re just trying to protect their precious diamond eggs that they’ve been hoarding. Your mission? Steal those eggs and become the ultimate chicken whisperer.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or stand against their fluffy tyranny?

And let’s not forget about the infamous potato cult that roams the server, spreading their starchy gospel to all who will listen. Will you join their carb-filled ranks or resist the temptation of the almighty potato?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy Minecraft SMP and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Just watch out for those killer bunnies, they’re no joke.

ToyThiefGrannyAITA

anger, Boundaries, Charity, children, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, family, forgiveness, Generosity, grandkids, hospice, judgement, reconciliation, RELATIVES, resolution, stealing, Toys, ToyThiefGrannyAITA, Trust, Visit

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	7473
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Villages Defended:	12
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	334
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Dragons Tamed:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	18

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the insanity of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocky fun.

Just like Heather swooped in and took those toys without a second thought, you can swoop in and claim your spot on our server. No need to ask permission, just jump right in and start building your virtual empire.

And just like Heather’s granddaughters couldn’t resist opening those toys, you won’t be able to resist exploring all the amazing creations our players have built. From towering castles to underground lairs, there’s something for everyone on our server.

So why wait? Join now and let the drama of real life fade away as you embark on epic adventures in the world of Minecraft. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with family feuds and toy thieves.

StraightButNotNarrow Minecraft SMP

acceptance, Allies, coming out, Diversity, equality, Gay, gender, Identity, inclusion, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ Pride Parade, lgbtq rights, love is love, Minecraft, non-binary, pride, queer, RAINBOW, Sexuality, smp, Straight.., StraightButNotNarrow, supportive

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	1049
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the wildest ride of your life, I swear! We got flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground club where the villagers throw the craziest parties. Plus, one time a creeper tried to run for president and we all had to stop him before he blew up the whole server. It was nuts, man! So come join us and let’s make some epic memories together, you won’t regret it, I promise!

RegretCraft2030

#sustainability, conscious living., consumerism, digital age, Environment, fashion, fast fashion, Future, instant gratification, long-term consequences, materialism, mindfulness, modern trends, regret, RegretCraft2030, SELF AWARENESS, social media, societal values, society, Technology, throwaway culture

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	5408
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Potions Brewed:	79
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old trends that will make you cringe in a decade? Join our Minecraft server and escape the embarrassment of following the crowd! Our server is like a time machine, transporting you to a world where ridiculous trends are celebrated and embraced. From building giant statues of avocado toast to creating pixel art of TikTok dances, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So why wait for regret to kick in when you can join us and have a blast right now? Trust us, in 10 years you’ll be thanking us for saving you from the embarrassment of following boring trends.

Frosty Kingdom 1.21.3

1.21.3, alive, arguments, bros, end of holidays, family, family arguments, family disagreements, family disputes, family dynamics, family gatherings, family politics, frosty, good to be alive, half year, holiday season, holidays, Kingdom, Over.., political debates, Politics

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	9080
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Villages Defended:	14	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Divine Spears Created:	15
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Yo, bros, guess what? The holidays are almost over, which means no more family arguments over politics for another half year! It’s like being reborn, but in Minecraft! Join our server and escape the real world drama for some virtual fun! Let’s build some crazy sh*t together and forget about all the nonsense. Life is too short for family drama, let’s mine and craft our way to happiness!

The Best Wrestler Minecraft SMP

aew, best wrestler, Minecraft, professional wrestling, smp, Sports Entertainment, wrestler, wrestling, wrestling career, wrestling champion, wrestling fan, wrestling history, wrestling industry, wrestling legend, wrestling match, wrestling moves, wrestling performance, wrestling ring, wrestling skills, wrestling superstar, wrestling technique, wwe

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	3164
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you can wrestle is a pig? Well, look no further because on our server, we have the best wrestler in all of Minecraft! He goes by the name of Diamond Slam and he’s taken down creepers, zombies, and even Ender Dragons with his signature move, the TNT Tombstone Piledriver!

Join our server and witness epic wrestling matches between players, where the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a week! But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground wrestling ring where players can battle it out for the title of Minecraft Champion. Will you be the one to dethrone Diamond Slam and take his place as the ultimate wrestler?

So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of Minecraft wrestling like never before. Just be sure to bring your A-game and maybe a diamond sword or two, because things are about to get rowdy!

PianoCraft Minecraft Server

Commitment, Competition, DAUGHTER, Dedication, EMBARRASSMENT, extracurricular activities, family, friendship, Minecraft, musical education, musical interests, parental decisions, peer pressure, piano lessons, Pianocraft, progress, Quitting, recital, rules, Server, social dynamics, Support, talent

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	1249
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Divine Spears Created:	18
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Crops Grown:	1638
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9

Looking for a server that will teach you dedication and perseverance like never before? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Just like Annie’s commitment to piano lessons, we require all players to stick with the game for a year before they can quit (no questions asked if they do decide to leave after that).

Join us and practice your Minecraft skills for at least an hour every day, just like Annie practices piano. Who knows, you might even make rapid progress and impress everyone with your building skills!

And don’t worry about playing the same old game, our server is constantly evolving with new challenges and adventures. Just like Annie, who played the same piece as a 6 year old, you’ll have the chance to show off your skills and compete with other players.

But beware of the frenemies on the server, just like Annie’s former best friend Emily. They may try to outdo you with their well-known Chopin pieces (or in this case, epic builds). But remember, it’s all in good fun and competition only makes you stronger!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and let’s see if you have what it takes to stick with it for a year. And who knows, maybe you’ll surprise yourself with how much you enjoy the challenge!

CelebCraft: 3StarReviewLOL

3StarReviewLOL, cameo, CelebCraft, CELEBRITY REVIEW, clarification, Communication, customer feedback, customer satisfaction, customer service, entertainment industry, holiday message, honest review, message response, misunderstanding, online interaction, Personal Message, Prompt, social media, unique video, video content, video request

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	931
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Void Gems Collected:	34	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	15

Are you tired of boring old celebrities who can’t even follow a simple request on Cameo? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, every player gets a personalized greeting from their favorite characters!

Imagine logging in and seeing Steve from Minecraft wishing you a happy birthday while riding a llama, or Herobrine telling you a joke that will make you laugh for days. Our celebrities are dedicated to making your experience unforgettable, even if they sometimes forget to follow the prompt.

Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with unique videos that will make you question reality. Who needs real celebrities when you can have virtual ones who actually listen to your requests? Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to interact with your favorite characters in the most hilarious way possible!

FicCharSwapMCSMP

Alternate Reality, book character, daydream, different perspective, dream job, dream scenario, Escape, exciting adventure, FANTASY, favorite character, FicCharSwapMCSMP, fictional character, imagination, magical experience, movie character, role reversal, storybook character, swap lives, temporary change, TV character, wish fulfillment

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	6838
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9122	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Divine Spears Created:	13	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

OMG guys, if you join this epic Minecraft SMP, you can totally swap lives with any fictional character for a day! Like, imagine being Spongebob Squarepants and living in a pineapple under the sea, or being Harry Potter and casting spells all day long. It’s gonna be lit, fam!

But wait, there’s more! You can also ride on a flying llama while shooting rainbow lasers out of your eyes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on all the craziness that goes down in this server.

So come join us and let your imagination run wild! Who knows, you might just end up becoming the ultimate meme lord of the Minecraft world. YOLO, amirite?

GiftGriefCraft

awkward conversations, Communication, expressing gratitude, gift etiquette, gift giving, gift giving etiquette, gift giving tips, gift receiving, GiftGriefCraft, Honesty, lying.., opinion, receiving gifts, receiving presents, relationships, showing appreciation, social etiquette, tactful responses, telling the truth, thoughtful gifts, uncomfortable situations

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	7005
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Void Gems Collected:	22	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Enchantments Applied:	113
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the awkwardness of real life gift-giving and dive into a world of blocky fun!

Join us if you want to avoid those cringy moments when you receive a gift you absolutely hate. On our server, you can simply build a giant statue of yourself holding a sign that says “Worst gift ever!” and watch as your friends laugh and applaud your honesty.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Gift Goblin, a mischievous creature who steals bad gifts and replaces them with diamonds and rare items. So if Aunt Mildred gives you another pair of socks for Christmas, just leave them out for the Gift Goblin and see what treasures he leaves in return.

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft server where honesty is the best policy and bad gifts are a thing of the past!

CheesyCraft Redux

Archived Worlds, CheesyCraft, Claims, commands, Cosmetics, Crates, Custom, Development, East Coast, Features, Players, programming, PvE, Quality, quality of life, Quantity, redux, Resold Assets, Resource worlds, Semi Vanilla, Survival, texturing, united states

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	5698
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Astral Projections Made:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Ores Mined:	5272	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

CheesyCraft Redux Server Information

Server Location	United States East Coast
Server Address	cheesycraft.mcserv.co
Server Discord	Discord
Version	1.21.4
Game Play Type	[Survival][PvE]
Additional Worlds	Archived Worlds, Resource Worlds
Description	CheesyCraft Redux is an upcoming server project with custom features and quality-of-life commands/plugins. We prioritize quality over quantity and offer a unique Minecraft experience. Join us now!
Plugins	[CMI] [GriefPrevention] [CoreProtect] [dynmap]
Owner/Advisors/Builders	GentlemanCheesy, Mankdk, SilvaBirb
Pictures	Image Gallery

Frequently Asked Questions

Can I join the server?

Yes, the server is open to all players who enjoy Survival and custom features.

What type of gameplay can I expect?

The server offers a Survival mode with a focus on PvE gameplay.

Are there additional worlds to explore?

Yes, there are Archived Worlds and Resource Worlds available for players to explore.

What sets CheesyCraft Redux apart from other servers?

We prioritize quality over quantity and offer a unique Minecraft experience with custom content and features.

Players:	95/100	Votes:	6742
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4