Clock Control Craft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and suddenly, BAM, you’re in this crazy world where time doesn’t matter! like, you can play for hours and hours and it feels like minutes! it’s like having your own personal time machine, man!

and get this, the protein that controls your biological clock in the game? it’s like, all glitched out and stuff, so you can stay up all night building your epic castle without getting tired! no more jet lag or seasonal adjustments, just endless building and mining fun!

so, like, if you wanna join a server that messes with your sense of time and lets you play forever, then this is the place for you, dude! come join us and experience the ultimate minecraft time warp!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Towns Built:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

BlockBusterBlues

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Are you tired of mainstream movies bringing you down? Well, come join our Minecraft server and escape the sadness! Our server is so fun and wacky, you’ll forget all about those depressing movies. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll be blessed with the ability to make any movie a comedy just by watching it. So say goodbye to tears and hello to laughter on our server!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Potions Brewed:	107
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Farms Harvested:	213	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

MicroCraftMedicine

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LOL, if u wanna win a nobel prize in minecraft medicine, join our server!! we got american biologists who discovered microRNA in the game!! u can cure all the pixelated diseases and become a minecraft doctor!! come join the fun and maybe u can win ur own nobel prize!! 🏆🔬 #minecraftmedicinewinners #nobelprizeinminecraft

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Mystical Minds Minecraft Server

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Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just have the same old stuff? Well, come join our server where we offer a DMT-harmine combination that will elevate your transcendence and insight while you play!

Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly experiencing a mystical experience that will blow your mind! Non-dual awareness will have you questioning reality while emotional breakthroughs will have you crying tears of joy as you build your epic creations.

Forget about those placebo servers, join us for lasting increases in well-being and a Minecraft experience like no other. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let’s get trippy together!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	84	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Ores Mined:	3929	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

CollapseCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place to escape the chaos of the real world? Look no further than our server! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – Trump’s campaign is collapsing and the only safe haven is our Minecraft server! We have secret underground bunkers filled with diamonds, a rollercoaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano, and even a pet llama named Larry who can spit fireballs at griefers. So come join us and escape the madness of the real world – plus, where else can you say you survived a collapsing presidential campaign while building a giant statue of a creeper?

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Farms Harvested:	162
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Mugi Monday Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where every day is a party and every block is a potential prank waiting to happen.

Picture this: it’s Mugi Monday, the one day of the week where everything is turned upside down. Villagers trade diamonds for dirt, creepers wear party hats, and the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood kitten looking for belly rubs. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

But that’s not all! We have weekly events like “Taco Tuesday” where players compete to build the best taco stand, “Wacky Wednesday” where gravity is optional, and “Funky Friday” where the entire server turns into a disco party complete with glowstone dance floors and music discs galore.

So why wait? Join us on our zany Minecraft SMP and let the good times roll. Who knows what kind of ridiculous adventures and shenanigans await you? Just remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep).

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1560	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Gods Slained:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

HangryCraft: Steppie Banquet Dilemma

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama takes a backseat to building epic creations!

Join us and escape the chaos of step-siblings with food allergies and overbearing parents. On our server, you can finally eat at your favorite virtual restaurant without any restrictions! No more puking or rashes here, just pure gaming fun.

Build your dream world, explore new realms, and unleash your creativity without any guilt or judgment. Who needs family affection when you have a blocky paradise to escape to?

So, are you ready to leave the drama behind and join our server? Let’s build some epic structures and have a blast together! Remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be allergic to is boring gameplay.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Villages Defended:	17
Dragon Scales Harvested:	278	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Potions Brewed:	37
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

MemoryMinecraftSMP

Are you tired of forgetting where you left your diamonds in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a magical memory-enhancing potion that will make you remember every single block you’ve ever placed! Join us and become the ultimate Minecraft memory master, never losing track of your precious loot again. Plus, rumor has it that the potion also gives you the ability to speak fluent Villager language, so you can trade with them like a pro. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to join our wacky and memory-boosting Minecraft SMP!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	27	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

BlockyHeartbreak

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Tired of dealing with all the creepers and skeletons in my ex’s life, I decided to join this epic Minecraft server instead! With endless adventures, crazy builds, and a community of players who are more loyal than a pack of wolves, this server is the perfect place to escape the drama of real life. Plus, rumor has it that the diamonds here are so plentiful, they make your ex’s excuses look like dirt blocks in comparison. So why did my last relationship end? Because I found a new love that’s blockier, bolder, and way more fun!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

QudsCraft – Chief in Good Health

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so, liek, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like, the bomb dot com. we got pigs flyin’ and cows doin’ the macarena. u wanna know why? cuz our server is run by a secret society of llamas who have magical powers. yep, u heard me right. these llamas can make ur wildest minecraft dreams come true. want a diamond pickaxe that never breaks? they gotchu. wanna ride a dragon into battle? they gotchu.

but wait, there’s more. our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken. this beast is half chicken, half enderman, and all trouble. if u can defeat it in battle, u will be granted with the power of unlimited chicken nuggets for life.

oh, and did i mention our server is located on a floating island in the sky? yeah, it’s pretty epic. u gotta build ur way up to the top and claim ur spot as the ruler of the skies. but beware, there are flying creepers up there too. they explode in glitter and rainbows, but still, watch out.

so what are u waiting for? join our server now and let the llama magic begin!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Towns Built:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Pixel Cam Co.

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so, like, u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server where the pigs can talk and the creepers do the cha-cha? well, u found the right place, my friend! this server is like no other, cuz we got a secret underground society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. they trade u emeralds for your soul, but don’t worry, it’s a fair trade.

oh, and did i mention the cows can fly? yeah, they sprout wings and soar through the sky like majestic beasts. and the diamonds? oh boy, the diamonds are actually cursed and will give u superpowers like x-ray vision and the ability to turn into a block of cheese.

also, every full moon, a magical portal opens up and takes u to a land filled with candy and unicorns. but beware, the unicorns are actually evil and will try to steal your diamonds.

so come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers minecraft server! who knows what crazy adventures await you? maybe u’ll even become best friends with a talking chicken. the possibilities are endless!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Farms Harvested:	884	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	New Chunks Explored:	343836

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Bio Boosted Tumor GPS

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join dis epic minecraft server where we got genetically engineered live bacteria dat act as tumor GPS! yea u heard dat right, we got bacteria helpin u fight cancer while u play minecraft!

imagine da epic battles u can have while ur immune system gettin boosted by dese tiny warriors! u gonna be unstoppable in pvp, takin down enemies left n right with da power of science on ur side!

so come on, join dis server and be a part of da most insane and revolutionary minecraft experience ever! who knew playin block game could help u fight cancer? only on dis server, baby!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Magic Items Found:	2669	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

BagCraft – Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old events and content? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up with insane challenges and outrageous events that will leave you on the edge of your blocky seat!

Join our server for the chance to battle the legendary Perorodzilla in an indoors showdown that will test your skills like never before. Or team up with your friends to take on the Fury of Set with special armor that will make you feel invincible (until you’re not).

But that’s not all! We’ve got 2x lessons, scrimmages, commissions, and normals to keep you busy and leveling up like a pro. Plus, our banners feature characters like Umika, Tsubaki, and Izuna who are ready to guide you on your epic Minecraft journey.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most exciting Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Poop Factory Employee Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the thrill of working at the poop factory! Yes, you heard that right. We have a fully functioning poop factory where you can collect, process, and sell poop for in-game currency. Who knew virtual poop could be so valuable?

But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by General Cluckington. Rumor has it that if you can impress General Cluckington with your chicken wrangling skills, he will grant you access to the secret chicken hideout filled with rare loot.

And if that’s not enticing enough, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by DJ Creeper. Dance the night away with your fellow players while avoiding explosive surprises from our resident DJ.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Endless Night Skies:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	82
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

CraftyCouple Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of seating arrangements just like the ones at a wedding! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama and chaos, just like trying to figure out who sits where at a family event.

On our server, you can experience the thrill of trying to navigate tricky family dynamics and seating dilemmas. Will you be the one to make the tough decisions like asking someone to sit at a separate table, or will you be the one causing the drama by insisting on sitting with your significant other?

With only 12 max per table, you’ll have to strategize and plan carefully to ensure everyone is happy. And who knows, maybe you’ll even meet a mysterious stranger who will shake things up at your virtual wedding!

So come join us on our server for a wedding experience like no other. Who needs a plus one when you have a whole community of players to navigate through seating arrangements with? Let the chaos begin!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Magic Items Found:	3106

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

StepFamCraft: No More Religious Drama

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Are you tired of being pressured to join in on religious customs and holidays that just don’t vibe with you? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the drama of family expectations and religious obligations.

On our server, you can build your own virtual world where you make the rules. No stepfamily members begging you to reconsider your beliefs here – just pure, unadulterated fun. Plus, we have a special Halloween and Christmas event that you won’t want to miss out on (sorry stepmom, your alternative Christmas doesn’t stand a chance against ours).

So come join us and leave the real world drama behind. Build, explore, and most importantly, be yourself without any pressure to conform to someone else’s beliefs. Let’s make Minecraft great again, one block at a time.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Enchantments Applied:	281	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Crops Grown:	1709	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	38	Wyrmholes Dug:	10

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!