so, like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and suddenly, BAM, you’re in this crazy world where time doesn’t matter! like, you can play for hours and hours and it feels like minutes! it’s like having your own personal time machine, man!

and get this, the protein that controls your biological clock in the game? it’s like, all glitched out and stuff, so you can stay up all night building your epic castle without getting tired! no more jet lag or seasonal adjustments, just endless building and mining fun!

so, like, if you wanna join a server that messes with your sense of time and lets you play forever, then this is the place for you, dude! come join us and experience the ultimate minecraft time warp!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players: 97/800 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Mineshafts Explored: 1 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4
Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Herobrine Sightings: 4
Ether Blades Crafted: 4 Magical Frogs Kissed: 2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Legendary Scepters Created: 7

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • Bathroom Baby Boomers

    Bathroom Baby Boomers
    join our epic minecraft server and be part of the craziest adventures ever! we have a secret underground club where players can hook up and conceive children in the virtual bathrooms! it’s like a virtual love shack, but with creepers and zombies trying to crash the party! become part of the unofficial record of most virtual babies conceived in a game server! only the bravest and most adventurous players can handle the wild times on our server. so come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    New Chunks Explored: 408047 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Legendary Items Repaired: 4
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Glorious Feasts Held: 15
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
    Royal Decrees Issued: 0 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • BlockyBodily IntegrityCraft

    BlockyBodily IntegrityCraft
    JOIN our MINECRAFT server and PROTECT your bodily integrity like never before! Our server is like a fortress for your virtual body, where no one can touch you without your consent. We prioritize YOUR interests over everything else, even your parents’ crazy ideas or religious beliefs. So come on in and build your own castle of bodily autonomy, because on this server, YOU are the boss of your own body!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Invisible Walls Found: 3
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Living Shadows Defeated: 2
    Mineshafts Explored: 2 Villages Defended: 18
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Whispering Caves Entered: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • 💩 [new] 🚽 WASH AWAY UP 😡 BoxPvP №1 😈🗡️ Minecraft server

    💩 [new] 🚽 WASH AWAY UP 😡 BoxPvP №1 😈🗡️ Minecraft server

    IT IS ALLOWED TO HAVE A CROWD FUNERAL FOR FOURS!!

    If I briefly describe the type about uh… BosPVP mode, well, in short, damn, in general, this server is aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay they doing here they are doing aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa but getting in a box like rats locked in a box. in short and di in a4k0 dibil▬▬ι═══════ﺤ [нихрена тыква]

    ❓️ What awaits you in this NISHTYAKOV place?

    Get into the mines, dig up dirt and why don’t you exchange this garbage for Coins, and exchange this bullshit for even cooler stuff from our residents8==> ▄█▀█●

    ❌ Galya, 15% of things drop here at the start, prepare your ass for the battle for the mine)

    Your task is to become super cool by changing your initial homeless clothes for something better

    ❓️ What do we have here?

    Exclusive events: Lucky Blocks, Convoys, Bosses Support for clans, so you can have fun with your friends Auction, so you can sell your feces and buy someone else’s even more miserable gear Bosses you can rock out on: Ice, Flame, Nightmare – which one will you choose? Custom items, armor and weapons, so you can feel like a real hero or just a moron Ranks that can be raised by completing quests with the fucking /q command, remember the beggars Daily rewards, because even a fucking idiot needs some kind of incentive

    And this is all shit, come in, you won’t regret it!

    ❗❗❗ A complete degenerate admin is always ready to help, write to ds http://discord.gg/jb22FqCMSEX with gays??

    [пс. если поделиться этим сервером с другом, то завтра друга побреют налысо, типа не шутка]

    Tags…BoxPvP mode; BoxPvP mode; Pvp box; Box PVP; BoxPvP, HomelessPvP; BomjPVP; Server Homeless PvP; boxpvp server

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Treasure Maps Found: 4
    Epic Battles Fought: 16 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 38
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 3 Zombie Dances: 1
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4
    Arcane Towers Raised: 4 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Karlsson’s Simple Minecraft Pleasure: The Epic Saga Continues… Age 18+

    Karlsson’s Simple Minecraft Pleasure: The Epic Saga Continues… Age 18+

    Welcome to karlssonSMP!✨

    🚀 Season 3 launched on June 20th with Version 1.21.1!

    Since our humble beginnings in late August 2023, karlssonSMP has grown from a small group of friends into a vibrant community of dedicated players. Our goal is simple: to make you feel like you’re playing with friends, whether you’re a casual builder or a hardcore survivalist. Apply here.

    At karlssonSMP our priority is to maintain the essence of the original game by preserving its vanilla aspects. However, we’ve implemented a few quality of life features to ensure a smoother experience for all players.

    ⚔️ Features:

    Feature Description
    Custom Armor Statues Personalize your builds with custom armor stands.
    Mini Blocks & More Mob Heads Adding intricate details to your builds and collecting unique mob heads.
    Anti-Grief Measures Protecting your creations with anti-ghast and anti-enderman features.
    Multiplayer Sleep Avoid waiting out the night alone.
    Shopping District Enjoy community-driven shopping district.
    10k World Border Explore a vast world within a manageable boundary.
    Squaremap The karlssonSMP web map allows users to explore our world directly from their web browser.
    Map Resets Fresh starts every six months to keep things exciting (Season 3 started June 20th!)
    Simple Voice Chat Communicate effortlessly with fellow players using the simple voice chat mod.
    Player Head Drops Turning your PvP victories into trophies with player head drops

    💎 In-Game Cosmetics:

    We offer a variety of cosmetics, both free and premium, to enhance your in-game experience and let you express your unique style.

    🎥 Calling All Content Creators:

    Are you a Minecraft streamer or content creator? We’d love to have you share your adventures with our community! Join us and showcase your creativity on karlssonSMP.

    🚫 Zero Tolerance Policy:

    We are committed to maintaining a safe and fair gaming environment. Our strict rules against stealing, cheating, and griefing ensure that everyone can enjoy their time on karlssonSMP.

    🔒 Server Details:

    Platform: Java Edition on PaperMC
    Location: Europe
    Current Version: 1.21.1

    ⏩ How to Join:

    Joining is simple! Head over to our Discord server, fill out an application, and dive into the fun. Our community is waiting to welcome you!

    For more information and updates, visit our Discord. We can’t wait to see you on karlssonSMP!✨

    Join the Adventure Today!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 20
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 0 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12 Dragonkin Hatched: 2
    Demon Skulls Collected: 25 Eternal Flames Captured: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • BlockyCraft Minecraft Server

    BlockyCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where you can’t have any fun? Well, look no further because our server is run by the one and only Mr. X, a mysterious figure who only comes out at night to wreak havoc on unsuspecting players. Join our server if you dare to face the challenge of avoiding Mr. X’s wrath while trying to survive and build your own empire.

    But be warned, Mr. X is a heavy sleeper so you better not wake him up or else you’ll have to deal with his army of zombie minions. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of his pet creeper, Fluffy, who loves to explode in your face when you least expect it.

    Join our server for a wild and unpredictable Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, ssh! Mr. X is sleeping… for now.

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 2 Meteorites Collected: 2
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8 Wyrmholes Dug: 6
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 3 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 18

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • The Joker’s Minecraft SMP Shenanigans

    The Joker’s Minecraft SMP Shenanigans
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness The Joker trying to build a rollercoaster out of TNT, only to have it accidentally set off by a sneaky Enderman.

    Our server is filled with wacky shenanigans and unexpected twists at every turn. From zombie pigmen throwing a surprise birthday party for a creeper to villagers starting a rebellion against the iron golems, you never know what madness will unfold next.

    So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with laughter, mayhem, and maybe a little bit of insanity, then come join us on this epic Minecraft adventure! Just be prepared to question everything you thought you knew about the game… and maybe even reality itself.

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5 Gnome Villages Protected: 7
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Magic Items Found: 2768
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5 Spectral Entities Defeated: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • PunishCraft – No Room for 21F!

    PunishCraft – No Room for 21F!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer a unique experience that will make you appreciate the simple things in life – like not sitting in a county dump for 8 hours a day!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of dodging virtual garbage while building your own empire. Who needs real-life probation when you can have virtual adventures instead?

    We promise not to make you sit among garbage for empathy, but we can’t guarantee that creepers won’t blow up your creations. It’s all part of the fun!

    So come join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, challenges, and maybe even a few unexpected twists. Who knows, you might even find yourself grateful for your own clean, garbage-free home after a day on our server. Let the virtual adventures begin!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 325 Void Armor Forged: 18
    Falling into the Void: 1 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Evil Twin Fights: 3 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 1 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8 Dark Rituals Completed: 10

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • CartoonCraze Minecraft SMP

    CartoonCraze Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our server is like a cartoon come to life! Imagine building your dream base while dodging anvils falling from the sky, just like in your favorite Looney Tunes episode. And don’t even get me started on the mobs – we’ve got creepers that explode into confetti and zombies that break out into a synchronized dance routine when the sun comes up. So if you’re ready for a wacky, wild adventure that’s straight out of a cartoon, join us today!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 4 Royal Decrees Issued: 0
    Mythical Relics Collected: 17 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 9 Elemental Crystals Collected: 91
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Astral Projections Made: 0
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Love Letters Sent: 14

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • BlockBusterBlues

    BlockBusterBlues
    Are you tired of mainstream movies bringing you down? Well, come join our Minecraft server and escape the sadness! Our server is so fun and wacky, you’ll forget all about those depressing movies. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll be blessed with the ability to make any movie a comedy just by watching it. So say goodbye to tears and hello to laughter on our server!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5 Titan Hearts Harvested: 4
    Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 2 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Haunted Chests Opened: 8

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • MicroCraftMedicine

    MicroCraftMedicine
    LOL, if u wanna win a nobel prize in minecraft medicine, join our server!! we got american biologists who discovered microRNA in the game!! u can cure all the pixelated diseases and become a minecraft doctor!! come join the fun and maybe u can win ur own nobel prize!! 🏆🔬 #minecraftmedicinewinners #nobelprizeinminecraft

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 6
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 43 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8275 Runes Activated: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • Mystical Minds Minecraft Server

    Mystical Minds Minecraft Server
    Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just have the same old stuff? Well, come join our server where we offer a DMT-harmine combination that will elevate your transcendence and insight while you play!

    Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly experiencing a mystical experience that will blow your mind! Non-dual awareness will have you questioning reality while emotional breakthroughs will have you crying tears of joy as you build your epic creations.

    Forget about those placebo servers, join us for lasting increases in well-being and a Minecraft experience like no other. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let’s get trippy together!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 1456 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 13
    Dragonkin Hatched: 5 Living Shadows Defeated: 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 443 Legendary Titles Earned: 1

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • CollapseCraft Minecraft Server

    CollapseCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place to escape the chaos of the real world? Look no further than our server! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – Trump’s campaign is collapsing and the only safe haven is our Minecraft server! We have secret underground bunkers filled with diamonds, a rollercoaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano, and even a pet llama named Larry who can spit fireballs at griefers. So come join us and escape the madness of the real world – plus, where else can you say you survived a collapsing presidential campaign while building a giant statue of a creeper?

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Infinity Stones Found: 1
    Magical Moments Shared: 6 Cosmic Pies Baked: 2
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Epic Shields Constructed: 10

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • Mugi Monday Minecraft SMP

    Mugi Monday Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where every day is a party and every block is a potential prank waiting to happen.

    Picture this: it’s Mugi Monday, the one day of the week where everything is turned upside down. Villagers trade diamonds for dirt, creepers wear party hats, and the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood kitten looking for belly rubs. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

    But that’s not all! We have weekly events like “Taco Tuesday” where players compete to build the best taco stand, “Wacky Wednesday” where gravity is optional, and “Funky Friday” where the entire server turns into a disco party complete with glowstone dance floors and music discs galore.

    So why wait? Join us on our zany Minecraft SMP and let the good times roll. Who knows what kind of ridiculous adventures and shenanigans await you? Just remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep).

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 4 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3
    Magic Crystals Found: 14 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 7 Lost Souls Rescued: 6
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 24 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • HangryCraft: Steppie Banquet Dilemma

    HangryCraft: Steppie Banquet Dilemma
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama takes a backseat to building epic creations!

    Join us and escape the chaos of step-siblings with food allergies and overbearing parents. On our server, you can finally eat at your favorite virtual restaurant without any restrictions! No more puking or rashes here, just pure gaming fun.

    Build your dream world, explore new realms, and unleash your creativity without any guilt or judgment. Who needs family affection when you have a blocky paradise to escape to?

    So, are you ready to leave the drama behind and join our server? Let’s build some epic structures and have a blast together! Remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be allergic to is boring gameplay.

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5 Living Shadows Defeated: 4
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Divine Relics Bestowed: 12

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • MemoryMinecraftSMP

    MemoryMinecraftSMP
    Are you tired of forgetting where you left your diamonds in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a magical memory-enhancing potion that will make you remember every single block you’ve ever placed! Join us and become the ultimate Minecraft memory master, never losing track of your precious loot again. Plus, rumor has it that the potion also gives you the ability to speak fluent Villager language, so you can trade with them like a pro. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to join our wacky and memory-boosting Minecraft SMP!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 11
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3 Meteorites Collected: 0
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9045 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Divine Relics Bestowed: 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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