come join our epic minecraft server where we have the craziest weather events you’ve ever seen! we got wildfires, extreme heat, and who knows what else! republicans and democrats alike can come together and agree that our weather is out of control! if you’ve ever been impacted by a crazy weather event, you’ll fit right in here. so come on down and experience the chaos for yourself!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players: 100/100 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5
Magic Items Found: 1731 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8 Epic Weapons Forged: 2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • DadDisagreesMCServer

    DadDisagreesMCServer
    🤣🤣🤣 Yo, so like, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my dad’s old school traditions, then you gotta join this server! We’ve got arranged marriages between villagers, but don’t worry, they’re all happy about it (we think).

    Just like my bro, who’s not ready for marriage but is being forced into it, you’ll be forced into epic battles with mobs and other players. And just like my dad, our server admin is super strict and won’t take any excuses for not following the rules. But hey, at least you won’t have to deal with the emotional breakdowns like my bro (hopefully).

    So come join us on this server where tradition meets chaos, and remember, toughen up like my dad says or you’ll be left in the dust like my poor little bro. 😂🎮 #MinecraftMadness

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 6 Eternal Flames Captured: 3
    Legendary Scepters Created: 6 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Magic Wands Crafted: 6
    Epic Weapons Forged: 2 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 41
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Cozy Campfires Lit: 24

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • KidzGoneWildMC

    KidzGoneWildMC
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy stories like the time a player’s friend showed up at their house demanding money for their power bill and then tried to leave their kids with them for the weekend. Don’t worry, we promise our server won’t have any surprise visits from irresponsible friends!

    Need a break from the chaos of everyday life? Come hang out with us and build your own virtual world where you don’t have to worry about borrowing money or feeding anyone’s kids. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who will always have your back, unlike some so-called friends in real life.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and leave the drama behind. Who knows, you might even find some virtual snacks and drinks to keep you going until Tuesday!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0 Divine Spears Created: 26
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1 Soul Swords Wielded: 6
    Wilderness Tamed: 12 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Enchanted Armories Found: 2
    Dragons Tamed: 6 Chimeras Created: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • ComebackCraft SMP

    ComebackCraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for epic comebacks and non-stop laughter!

    Join us and witness the legendary battle between two players arguing over who has the better pet pig. Spoiler alert: it ends with a pig jousting tournament that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Chicken Dance-Off” where players compete to see who can do the best chicken impression while dancing on a tightrope over a pit of lava. Trust us, it’s clucking hilarious!

    So if you’re ready to experience the most outrageous and hilarious moments in Minecraft history, join our server now and prepare to laugh until your sides hurt!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Farms Harvested: 326 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Legendary Items Repaired: 3 Lost Souls Rescued: 6
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Arcane Towers Raised: 2
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 3 Vanishing Items Found: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • MineTimeFunCraft

    MineTimeFunCraft
    Remember the dark ages before the internet? Yeah, neither do we! Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to those boring days of staring at a wall or talking to actual people. Our server is so lit, even Steve Jobs would be jealous.

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of dancing llamas. Legend has it, if you can out-dance the llamas, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds for life. True story.

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the adventures begin! Who needs real life when you can have a virtual world filled with dancing llamas and endless diamond mines? Let’s get this party started!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 19 Fairy Circles Danced In: 7
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 3 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 18 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 3 Herobrine Sightings: 10

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • CraftyCrashersMC

    CraftyCrashersMC
    so, like, this server is, like, so epic, you won’t even believe it, bro. like, we got dragons flying around, like, all the time, and they’re, like, breathing rainbow fire and stuff.

    you gotta join this server, man, because, like, if you don’t, you’ll miss out on the epic quest to find the legendary diamond banana. yeah, you heard me right, a diamond banana.

    and, like, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet unicorn that farts rainbows. how cool is that, right?

    oh, and did i mention that our server is protected by a magical forcefield that only lets in the coolest players? so, like, if you’re not cool, you can’t even get in.

    so, like, what are you waiting for, dude? join our server now and become a legend in the land of minecraft!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 12 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Potions Brewed: 70
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 5 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2 Meteorite Armor Created: 29

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Madness Season 3: Where the only thing fresher than our world is our players (who are all 21+)

    Madness Season 3: Where the only thing fresher than our world is our players (who are all 21+)
    Server Name Madness SMP
    Server Type Vanilla Survival
    Age Requirement 21+
    Community Size 20+ Members
    Platform Java Edition

    FAQ

    Q: How can I apply to join Madness SMP?

    A: You can apply by visiting our Discord server at MAD-SMP.NET/DISCORD.

    Q: What is the age requirement to join Madness SMP?

    A: Players must be 21 years of age or older to join the server.

    Q: What is the community size of Madness SMP?

    A: We currently have over 20 active members in our community.

    Q: What features does Madness SMP offer?

    A: We have a giant spawn city with shops, mini-games, a diamond economy, a nether hub, and server-wide events to keep our community connected and engaged.

    Q: What platform does Madness SMP support?

    A: Madness SMP is a Java Edition server.

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Zombie Dances: 9
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 11 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 7
    Epic Weapons Forged: 10 Arcane Towers Raised: 4
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Twisted Realms Survived: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Bigfoot’s Minecraft Server

    Bigfoot’s Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being rejected by normies for being too hairy and smelling like onions? Do you wish you could find a place where you can talk about coding and WW2 without scaring off potential mates? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, we welcome all hairy, onion-scented players who love to nerd out about history and technology.

    Join us and unleash your inner Bigfoot as you explore our virtual world filled with insane builds and crazy adventures. Who needs normies when you can find true love among fellow hairy, onion-loving gamers? Don’t be single, be a part of our hairy, nerdy community and let the FOIDS come to you!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 8 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3 Talking Trees Consulted: 6
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 5 Herobrine Sightings: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Armpit Hair Enthusiast Minecraft SMP

    Armpit Hair Enthusiast Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, have we got the perfect SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing).

    Our server is home to a unique community of players who aren’t afraid to break the mold. Want to build a house out of nothing but diamond blocks? Go for it. Feel like starting a war with the neighboring village just for fun? Why not! And hey, if you’re into women with armpit hair, you’ll fit right in because we celebrate all forms of self-expression here.

    But that’s not all – we also have regular events like “TNT Tuesday” where the entire server gets together to blow stuff up, and “Skinny Dipping Saturdays” where we all strip down and go for a swim in the virtual ocean. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining and outrageous Minecraft experience anywhere else.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and maybe a pair of goggles for when things get really crazy. See you on the server!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Orbs of Power Found: 8
    Vanishing Items Found: 2 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 35 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 39 Astral Projections Made: 3
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Haunted Forests Traversed: 6

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • CraftyJournalApologyNoWay

    CraftyJournalApologyNoWay
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where journaling drama meets virtual reality! Join us for a wild ride filled with blended families, spoiled brats, and torn pages of emotional turmoil.

    Vent your frustrations in our virtual world just like our player did in their journal. Explore the depths of family dynamics and sibling rivalry as you navigate through the chaos of living with a stepsister who just can’t keep her hands off your stuff.

    Witness the epic showdown as family members clash over privacy and personal expression. Will you stand your ground like our player did, or will you cave under the pressure to apologize for simply being honest?

    So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you experience such outrageous family drama and emotional rollercoasters while building your dream Minecraft world? Come for the gameplay, stay for the insanity. See you there!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 10 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3 Gods Slained: 1
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 23
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 6 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Towns Built: 4 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • RegretfulRookie – Minecraft SMP

    RegretfulRookie – Minecraft SMP
    Remember that one time you accidentally blew up your friend’s base with a bunch of TNT in Minecraft? Yeah, well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic pranks, crazy adventures, and a community of players who are just as deranged as you are. Who needs boring old survival when you can join our SMP and experience the chaos firsthand? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere on the server that will make you the richest player in all of Minecraft. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the craziest ride of your Minecraft life!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 3 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2 Lost Cities Unearthed: 1
    Enchanted Armories Found: 2 Spectral Entities Defeated: 2
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Heroic Legacies Created: 1
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • MineTuneWars

    MineTuneWars
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old theme songs? Well, look no further because our server has the most epic theme song that will have you jamming out while you mine for diamonds! Join us and experience the thrill of digging through blocks to the beat of our catchy tune.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where players can show off their best dance moves while battling mobs. Rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is a disco diva in disguise, ready to challenge anyone to a dance-off.

    So why join our server? Because where else can you mine, dance, and battle a dragon all in one place? It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mines Excavated: 3844 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4
    Rainbows Spotted: 9 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 80 Sentient Weapons Trained: 2
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3 Haunted Chests Opened: 6
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 8148

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • MussoliniCraft: Fail for Respect!

    MussoliniCraft: Fail for Respect!
    come join our epic minecraft server where we revive the policy of failing badly behaved players to bring back respect! just like benito mussolini, we give schools the power to fail players based purely on their behavior in the game. if you grief, steal, or just generally act like a jerk, you might find yourself failing out of our server! but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun and just adds to the excitement of the game. join us now for a truly unique and challenging minecraft experience!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 5 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 9 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 7
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Divine Scrolls Written: 16
    Runes Activated: 3 Goblin Markets Raided: 10
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 7 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Future Icon Gang-Stalkers

    Future Icon Gang-Stalkers
    join our epic minecraft server where we have time-travelling tourists from the future gang-stalking players who have the potential to become cultural icons!!! imagine being followed around by rich time travelers who just want to see if you’re gonna be the next big thing in history!!! come join the fun and see if you’re being watched by someone from the future who just wants to see if you’ll make it big!!! it’s like the truman show but with time travelers and minecraft!!! don’t miss out on this crazy adventure, join now and see if you’re the next big thing!!!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 105/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 19 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 2807
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Crops Grown: 7582
    Dragon Eggs Found: 1622 Eternal Flames Captured: 6

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Neuroshroud: The Abandoned Roleplay Modded Whitelist Survival Lore… and Cake!

    Neuroshroud: The Abandoned Roleplay Modded Whitelist Survival Lore… and Cake!

    NEUROSHROUD Server Overview

    Server Type Java | Roleplay • Survival
    Description The world was erased… but you’re still here. Experience a unique survival roleplay world where the NPCs are sentient and the landscape warps with a deep history.
    Launch Date October 10th

    NEUROSHROUD Server FAQ

    Question Answer
    What is the server type? NEUROSHROUD is a Java server focused on roleplay and survival aspects.
    When is the server launching? The server will be launched on October 10th.
    How can I join the server? You can apply for whitelist by joining the Discord server and following the application process.
    Is there a player-run economy? Yes, the server features a player-driven economy where progression is earned through skill and strategy.
    Are there any pay-to-win mechanics? No, there are no paywalls or advantages that can be bought. Success in the server is based on skill and adaptability.
    How are NPCs different in NEUROSHROUD? NPCs in NEUROSHROUD are sentient and remember the world before its erasure. Interactions with NPCs have significant consequences.
    What makes NEUROSHROUD stand out? NEUROSHROUD offers a unique survival experience with whitelisted roleplay, sentient NPCs, player-driven economy, custom modpack, lore-driven world, and optimized hosting.

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 2 Celestial Events Witnessed: 3
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Void Gems Collected: 10
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Elemental Crystals Collected: 86
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 11 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Eerie Music Discs Played: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • Pixelmon Quest Minecraft Server

    Pixelmon Quest Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to be for all you adventurous gamers out there!

    Join us on our server where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers breakdance instead of exploding. Our server is so awesome that even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist joining in on the fun.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether, a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, and a pet zombie that tells hilarious jokes.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life! Don’t miss out on the chance to become a legend in the most epic Minecraft server ever created. See you there!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 5 Celestial Beings Befriended: 0
    Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Sentient Weapons Trained: 6
    Lost Souls Rescued: 3 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2
    Magic Crystals Found: 25 Titanic Battles Fought: 22
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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