| Players: | 98/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 8 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 |
Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.
Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your dream world without any interruptions from smelly distractions. Our virtual showers are always available for those who need a quick rinse before getting down to business (building, of course).
Don’t miss out on the chance to escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing that stinks is the Creeper explosions! So come on, join us and leave the sweat and misunderstandings behind.
| Players: | 102/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
| Players: | 105/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Divine Spears Created: | 14 | New Chunks Explored: | 657977 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 |
Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.
| Players: | 105/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 16 | Mines Excavated: | 2348 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.
| Players: | 105/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 10 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 1 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.
| Players: | 100/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 5 | Invisible Walls Found: | 4 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Herobrine Sightings: | 5 |
Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a few unexpected surprises along the way. Who needs sex robots when you have a Minecraft server this awesome? Plus, our server is so reliable, you won’t have to worry about it breaking down on you like those sketchy Chinese exports.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the ultimate gaming pleasure that only we can provide. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 102/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.
| Players: | 108/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Epic Battles Fought: | 14 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!
Picture this: a husband, a wife, and a brother with Asperger’s syndrome all living under one roof. But wait, there’s more! The brother causes chaos and tension between the husband and wife, talking smack behind their backs and causing all sorts of trouble. And just when you thought it couldn’t get any crazier, he moves out, only to come back and mooch off their food and invade their space whenever he pleases!
But wait, there’s a twist! The husband and wife are buying a new house, and guess who wants to move back in? That’s right, the brother! He offers to pay $500 to live with them again, but the wife shuts it down real quick. Drama ensues, tempers flare, and the server is set on fire with all the juicy gossip!
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server with more drama than a reality TV show, come join us! Who needs mobs and mining when you have family feuds and betrayal? Don’t miss out on the craziest server experience of your life! Join now and get a front-row seat to the wildest ride in Minecraft history! 🎉🔥 #DramaCraft2021
| Players: | 106/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Herobrine Sightings: | 4 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 1 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.
Once upon a time, on our server, there was a legendary player who could mine diamonds with just a single touch. They were known as the Diamond Whisperer, and their powers were unmatched. Legend has it that they once built a castle made entirely out of enchanted golden apples, just because they could.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive Chicken Jockey Gang, a group of mischievous chickens who ride around on baby zombies causing chaos wherever they go. If you join our SMP, you might just have the chance to join forces with these feathered fiends and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players.
So, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience unlike any other, join our server today and prepare for adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of mayhem. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to on our SMP!
| Players: | 104/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Ores Mined: | 5933 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 4 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 2 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
| Players: | 105/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Holy Grails Found: | 5 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 3 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.
we got so many cool features like a secret underground city filled with treasure and a rollercoaster that goes through a lava pit! and get this, we even have a pet dragon that u can ride into battle!
join now and be part of the most epic minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it! oh and did i mention we have a secret portal that takes u to a land made entirely out of candy? yep, it’s true!
so what r u waiting for? come join our server and let’s have some crazy fun together! oh and btw, did u know that our server is endorsed by the president of taiwan? yep, it’s true! so come on over and let’s show those chinese military drills who’s boss!
| Players: | 105/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!
| Players: | 104/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
OnlyNations is a modded Minecraft server focused on roleplay and worldbuilding. Experience evolving gameplay through monthly “Ages,” with unique mechanics, balanced nations, and immersive world generation. Engage in bi-weekly events, strategic wars, and collaborative storytelling.
| Players: | 103/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 7 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
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Top server for top players – MineBars!
Login is available from versions 1.8 to 1.20.6
★ Survival, SkyBlock, Vanilla, BedWars, SkyPvP
★ Unique plugins made by our programmers
★ Rare wipes, and there is also a world of donators – without wipes
★ Experienced administrators and assistants
★ Honest donation, cheap prices, discounts and promotional codes
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★➜ IP – MBars.net
★➜ Website: https://minebars.ru
★➜ VK group: https://vk.com/minebars
★➜ Telegram: https://t.me/minebars
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A cozy server with an experienced administration, guaranteeing you a comfortable game without lags. We are already more than 8 years old. Excellent survival and PvP server with good online. Beautiful buildings, there is a world without wipes. A unique set of plugins for convenience. A lot of entertainment, on our server you will not have time to get bored 🙂
With us you will find everything you like, and there is nothing unnecessary!
Enter the promotional code RATING on our website MineBars.ru and you will receive extra. discount!
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| Players: | 104/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Gryphons Tamed: | 3 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 42 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
Rumor has it that the king’s wife is actually a secret ninja assassin who can take out creepers with just a flick of her diamond sword. And the king himself? Well, let’s just say he’s not afraid to go toe-to-toe with the Ender Dragon while riding a pig.
Join us on this server for the chance to witness epic battles, build majestic castles, and maybe even catch a glimpse of the royal couple riding into the sunset on their trusty llamas. Who needs a boring old kingdom when you can rule over a Minecraft server with these two crazy characters leading the way? Join now for a chance to be a part of the most outrageous royal court in all of Minecraft history!
| Players: | 94/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 7 | Orbs of Power Found: | 8 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
