| Players: | 94/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 11 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
Join us and leave behind the days of begging for a simple pasta dish, only to be met with faces of disgust and comparisons to bodily functions. On our server, you can cook up whatever your heart desires without fear of judgment or negativity. Want to make a giant pizza castle? Go for it! Craving a dessert island made entirely of candy? The sky’s the limit!
Say goodbye to the days of mealtime meltdowns and hello to a world where the only limit is your imagination. Join our server today and start cooking up some virtual culinary masterpieces – no eye rolls or “diarrhea” comments allowed!
| Players: | 104/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Stones Found: | 5 | Magical Moments Shared: | 24 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 1 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 8 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary “Troll King” who roams the land pranking unsuspecting players with exploding chickens and invisible blocks. Will you be the one to finally defeat him and claim his enchanted diamond sword?
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the craziness begin!
| Players: | 107/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 18 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 38 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! For starters, we have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away and show off their best moves. Need a break from mining? How about a hot air balloon ride over the server to take in the stunning views and maybe even spot a unicorn or two?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who wears a crown made entirely of chicken nuggets and grants wishes to anyone who can best him in a dance-off. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a petting zoo filled with adorable creepers, endermen, and even a friendly dragon who loves to play fetch with diamonds.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare yourself for a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 101/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 8 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Magic Items Found: | 5857 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
| Players: | 101/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Ores Mined: | 7551 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 10 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
| Players: | 99/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 241 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.
| Players: | 107/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Farms Harvested: | 762 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Epic Battles Fought: | 11 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
Welcome to Hazy Realm, a cross-platform Minecraft survival server! Whether you’re a seasoned adventurer or just starting your journey, our server offers a welcoming community, an engaging economy, and the MCMMO plugin to enhance your gameplay. Join us and experience a thriving world where you can build, trade, and level up your skills. Dive into our friendly atmosphere, where both new and veteran players can feel at home. Start your adventure today!
| Players: | 91/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 199 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 7 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 16 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the day of the rake has been delayed just so players can have more time to enjoy all the madness. That’s right, world events are being postponed just for us!
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a land where llamas rule the world and creepers are actually friendly. Don’t miss out on all the fun – join us today!
| Players: | 109/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 | Mines Excavated: | 4658 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
| Players: | 93/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 | Secret Passages Found: | 5 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 10 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic battle over a special compression bra that was mistakenly thrown away by your sister. Will she pay you back for it? Will your mom take her side? Will Thea be able to rock her role as Viola in “Twelfth Night” without her trusty bra?
Join now for a wild ride of family drama, theater mishaps, and financial disputes. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!
| Players: | 108/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Void Armor Forged: | 12 | Horror Stories Survived: | 6 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 14 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 7653 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.
Join our server if you want to witness the epic battle between a player and a horde of angry chickens who have declared war on all humans. Or maybe you want to participate in our annual “Build a Castle Using Only Dirt Blocks” competition, where creativity knows no bounds (literally, because dirt blocks have no bounds).
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed a union to protest against the unfair treatment they receive from players. Will you join their cause or will you continue to trade them emeralds for useless items like rotten flesh?
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not just about building and mining, but also about creating hilarious and outrageous stories, then join us today! Who knows, you might even become the next legend in our server’s history books (if we had history books, that is).
| Players: | 102/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 | Void Gems Collected: | 28 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 17 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 22 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.
| Players: | 102/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 18 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 3 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
u know how sometimes u just wanna escape from all the drama and scandals in the real world? well, on this server, u can do just that! no catholic abuse scandals here, just good old-fashioned blocky fun.
plus, the donations on this server are off the charts! forget dropping money in the collection plate, just drop some diamonds in the virtual donation chest and watch the blessings roll in.
so come join us on this epic minecraft server where even the pope can’t resist the urge to mine and craft. it’s a religious experience like no other, trust me.
| Players: | 100/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 6 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
| Players: | 109/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 8 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 14 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
| Players: | 110/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 9 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 4 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
