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Players: | 101/900 | Votes: | 1432 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 9 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Secret Passages Found: | 5 |
Endless Night Skies: | 2 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
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