Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you can’t even cux the child? Well, look no further because on our server, you can cux all the children you want! Just kidding, please don’t cux the child. But seriously, our server is filled with crazy adventures and hilarious antics that will keep you laughing for hours. Join now and see why everyone is talking about our one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 98/600 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Volcanoes Explored: 2 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Dimension Hops: 6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7 Dragon Eggs Found: 2246
Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Blood Moons Survived: 1
Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • CraftyMind SMP

    CraftyMind SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and start a hobby of collecting rare blocks to improve your mental health! Legend has it that the more diamond blocks you mine, the happier you’ll be! Plus, our server is home to a secret society of talking pigs who will give you life advice in exchange for golden carrots. So come join us for a wild ride of blocky adventures and questionable mental health tips!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 9 Infinity Stones Found: 4
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Epic Shields Constructed: 35
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Cosmic Pies Baked: 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 9 Living Statues Befriended: 1
    Alien Abductions: 3 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • CraftySaverz

    CraftySaverz
    Are you tired of being a broke peasant in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is here to rescue you from the clutches of poverty! Join us and you’ll be rolling in diamonds faster than you can say “creeper explosion”. Our secret to saving money effectively? We have a magical pig named Sir Oinksalot who poops out emeralds every time you tell him a joke. True story, bro. So come join us and let Sir Oinksalot make it rain riches upon you!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
    Falling into the Void: 0 Curse of Binding Applied: 3
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 8 Legendary Heroes Trained: 2
    Crops Grown: 4551 Cozy Campfires Lit: 8

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • SpyCraftChemWars

    SpyCraftChemWars
    So, like, imagine this, right? A Russian spy, like straight outta a James Bond movie, is chillin’ in Switzerland, tryna get some stuff for makin’ chemical weapons. But, like, plot twist, he ends up on this Minecraft server instead! And now he’s all like, “Yo, this server is lit, I’m stayin’ here to build my secret underground lair!” So, like, if you wanna be part of this crazy adventure, join the server now! Who knows what kinda wild stuff you’ll get into, maybe you’ll even become a spy too! Join now for the lols and the epicness, you won’t regret it, bro!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Ores Mined: 9324
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Dimension Hops: 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 12 Lunar Scepters Activated: 12

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • SpankCraft: Less Than 1% Impact

    SpankCraft: Less Than 1% Impact
    so like, u know how some peeps are all like “spanking is bad for kids” and stuff? well, this study is sayin’ that it’s not even a big deal, like less than 1% of changes in kid’s outcomes. so come join our minecraft server where we spank creepers for good luck! it’s totally safe and not harmful at all, we promise. plus, spanking creepers gives u special powers and makes ur diamonds sparkle extra bright. join us now and see for urself, it’s gonna blow ur mind, dude!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 20
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Star Shards Collected: 160
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Undead Armies Raised: 1
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 16 Players Killed by Monsters: 3066

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • Sad Fact Minecraft Server

    Sad Fact Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Look no further, because our server is like a sex robot for your gaming experience – except it’s totally legal and won’t cause any birth rate collapses (we promise).

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a few unexpected surprises along the way. Who needs sex robots when you have a Minecraft server this awesome? Plus, our server is so reliable, you won’t have to worry about it breaking down on you like those sketchy Chinese exports.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the ultimate gaming pleasure that only we can provide. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 11 Dragon Eggs Found: 622
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 11
    Buildings Constructed: 26 Divine Scrolls Written: 16
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Mysterious Portals Opened: 9

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Based Peter Minecraft SMP

    Based Peter Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, say hello to the most epic SMP in the universe! Peter was so based for this, he built a roller coaster that goes through a volcano and ends in a pool of lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe)! Join us for crazy adventures, epic battles with giant chickens, and secret treasure hunts that will blow your mind. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a magical land where diamonds rain from the sky and pigs can fly. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the insanity begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Zombie Dances: 4
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4 Horror Stories Survived: 3
    Glorious Feasts Held: 10 Gods Slained: 2
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Mythical Relics Collected: 6
    Mines Excavated: 3726 Crops Grown: 3273

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • BrotherlyBlockage

    BrotherlyBlockage
    🚨🚨Attention all gamers! 🚨🚨 Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our server for some wild family drama that will make your head spin!

    Picture this: a husband, a wife, and a brother with Asperger’s syndrome all living under one roof. But wait, there’s more! The brother causes chaos and tension between the husband and wife, talking smack behind their backs and causing all sorts of trouble. And just when you thought it couldn’t get any crazier, he moves out, only to come back and mooch off their food and invade their space whenever he pleases!

    But wait, there’s a twist! The husband and wife are buying a new house, and guess who wants to move back in? That’s right, the brother! He offers to pay $500 to live with them again, but the wife shuts it down real quick. Drama ensues, tempers flare, and the server is set on fire with all the juicy gossip!

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server with more drama than a reality TV show, come join us! Who needs mobs and mining when you have family feuds and betrayal? Don’t miss out on the craziest server experience of your life! Join now and get a front-row seat to the wildest ride in Minecraft history! 🎉🔥 #DramaCraft2021

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 15 Ether Blades Crafted: 16
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    New Chunks Explored: 615375 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4
    Zombie Dances: 5 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Talking Trees Consulted: 3 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • TeenageMeMC SMP: “Don’t dig straight down!”

    TeenageMeMC SMP: “Don’t dig straight down!”
    If I could go back in time and give my teenage self one piece of advice, it would be to join our Minecraft SMP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, on our server, there was a legendary player who could mine diamonds with just a single touch. They were known as the Diamond Whisperer, and their powers were unmatched. Legend has it that they once built a castle made entirely out of enchanted golden apples, just because they could.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive Chicken Jockey Gang, a group of mischievous chickens who ride around on baby zombies causing chaos wherever they go. If you join our SMP, you might just have the chance to join forces with these feathered fiends and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players.

    So, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience unlike any other, join our server today and prepare for adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of mayhem. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to on our SMP!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Forbidden Tomes Read: 1
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Invisible Pathways Walked: 8
    New Chunks Explored: 356265 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • FreebieCraft

    FreebieCraft
    Imagine a Minecraft server where everything is free for 30 minutes every day! It’s like a virtual shopping spree where you can grab all the diamond armor, enchanted weapons, and rare blocks your heart desires. Join us and experience the thrill of looting to your heart’s content without spending a single virtual penny. Who needs a Black Friday sale when you have this epic server to satisfy all your Minecraft cravings? Don’t miss out on this insane opportunity to become the ultimate Minecraft hoarder!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 4826 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 38
    Farms Harvested: 736 Dragonkin Hatched: 4
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • TaiwanCraft Minecraft Server

    TaiwanCraft Minecraft Server
    hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! come join our server where we have crazy adventures like fighting off zombie pigmen riding on giant chickens!

    we got so many cool features like a secret underground city filled with treasure and a rollercoaster that goes through a lava pit! and get this, we even have a pet dragon that u can ride into battle!

    join now and be part of the most epic minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it! oh and did i mention we have a secret portal that takes u to a land made entirely out of candy? yep, it’s true!

    so what r u waiting for? come join our server and let’s have some crazy fun together! oh and btw, did u know that our server is endorsed by the president of taiwan? yep, it’s true! so come on over and let’s show those chinese military drills who’s boss!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 4 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Buildings Constructed: 44 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 8 Demon Skulls Collected: 20
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 6 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 91
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4 Love Letters Sent: 8

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • BlockyBanterMC

    BlockyBanterMC
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazier battles than hamas and gazans! we got zombies, creepers, and even ender dragons ready to fight you! we don’t force anyone to stay in the combat zone, but once you enter our server, you won’t want to leave! we’ll make sure you never want to evacuate because the fun never stops here! join now for the most intense and outrageous minecraft experience of your life!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Mythical Relics Collected: 8
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Mimic Chests Discovered: 2
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Epic Quests Completed: 26
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 19 Eerie Music Discs Played: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • OnlyNations

    OnlyNations

    OnlyNations is a modded Minecraft server focused on roleplay and worldbuilding. Experience evolving gameplay through monthly “Ages,” with unique mechanics, balanced nations, and immersive world generation. Engage in bi-weekly events, strategic wars, and collaborative storytelling.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3
    Alien Abductions: 4 Magical Ponies Rescued: 6
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Demon Skulls Collected: 23
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 38
    Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Epic Mounts Acquired: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • 🍁 MineBars 🍁 Survival, MiniGames 💎 1.8 – 1.21 Minecraft server

    🍁 MineBars 🍁 Survival, MiniGames 💎 1.8 – 1.21 Minecraft server

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    Top server for top players – MineBars!

    Login is available from versions 1.8 to 1.20.6

    ★ Survival, SkyBlock, Vanilla, BedWars, SkyPvP

    ★ Unique plugins made by our programmers

    ★ Rare wipes, and there is also a world of donators – without wipes

    ★ Experienced administrators and assistants

    ★ Honest donation, cheap prices, discounts and promotional codes

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    ★➜ IP – MBars.net

    ★➜ Website: https://minebars.ru

    ★➜ VK group: https://vk.com/minebars

    ★➜ Telegram: https://t.me/minebars

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    A cozy server with an experienced administration, guaranteeing you a comfortable game without lags. We are already more than 8 years old. Excellent survival and PvP server with good online. Beautiful buildings, there is a world without wipes. A unique set of plugins for convenience. A lot of entertainment, on our server you will not have time to get bored 🙂

    With us you will find everything you like, and there is nothing unnecessary!

    Enter the promotional code RATING on our website MineBars.ru and you will receive extra. discount!

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    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 6 Lunar Scepters Activated: 12
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 9 Vanishing Structures Built: 4
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Ores Mined: 5993
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Elemental Crystals Collected: 39
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • Hunters R Us Minecraft Server

    Hunters R Us Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join the future king and his beautiful wife in their epic quest for diamonds and glory!

    Rumor has it that the king’s wife is actually a secret ninja assassin who can take out creepers with just a flick of her diamond sword. And the king himself? Well, let’s just say he’s not afraid to go toe-to-toe with the Ender Dragon while riding a pig.

    Join us on this server for the chance to witness epic battles, build majestic castles, and maybe even catch a glimpse of the royal couple riding into the sunset on their trusty llamas. Who needs a boring old kingdom when you can rule over a Minecraft server with these two crazy characters leading the way? Join now for a chance to be a part of the most outrageous royal court in all of Minecraft history!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Crops Grown: 6061 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6
    Mythical Quests Completed: 43 Astral Orbs Gathered: 15
    Vanishing Items Found: 2 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 18 Invisible Walls Found: 1
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 13 Invisible Pathways Walked: 2

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • The Maou 2099 Minecraft SMP

    The Maou 2099 Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP server where the ancient Demon King wakes up in the year 2099 AD and is just as confused as you are! Humans and monsters live in peace, using their once powerful magic in everyday life. But wait, there’s a twist – what if this medieval magic world transforms into a futuristic technological paradise in the next few thousand years? Will you be there to witness it all unfold? Join now for a chance to be a part of this epic saga and maybe even become the next Demon King (or Queen)! Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind server!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Divine Scrolls Written: 19
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 18 Fairy Circles Danced In: 6
    Towns Built: 5 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3 Celestial Gardens Planted: 7
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 4 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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