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Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 96/900 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Alien Abductions: 1 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
Magical Familiars Summoned: 5 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 11 Phantom Rings Equipped: 20
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5 Curse of Binding Applied: 5
Secret Passages Found: 6 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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