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Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 102/800 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated: 7 Royal Courts Attended: 1
Divine Scrolls Written: 15 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5
Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Phantom Blocks Placed: 9
Star Shards Collected: 229 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1
Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Horror Stories Survived: 7

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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