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Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 97/800 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 12
Glorious Feasts Held: 8 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
Powerful Allies Recruited: 3 Immortal Potions Brewed: 4
Cursed Lands Purified: 4 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 36
Vanishing Items Found: 7 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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