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Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 95/600 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4 Cosmic Pies Baked: 9
Celestial Beings Befriended: 0 Gnome Villages Protected: 9
Eldritch Medallions Worn: 6 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3 Evil Twin Fights: 3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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