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Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 98/800 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Treasure Maps Found: 7
Dragon Scales Harvested: 482 Epic Battles Fought: 9
Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Enchantments Applied: 140
Invisible Walls Found: 4 Sentient Weapons Trained: 7
Lunar Scepters Activated: 8 Rune Stones Activated: 12

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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