Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you can’t even cux the child? Well, look no further because on our server, you can cux all the children you want! Just kidding, please don’t cux the child. But seriously, our server is filled with crazy adventures and hilarious antics that will keep you laughing for hours. Join now and see why everyone is talking about our one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 98/200 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 8 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
Cursed Lands Purified: 7 Royal Decrees Issued: 2
Eternal Flames Captured: 5 Magical Ponies Rescued: 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
Invisible Walls Found: 1 Phantom Rings Equipped: 9

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • NukeCraftGazaSurvivorCritique

    NukeCraftGazaSurvivorCritique
    lol come join our epic minecraft server where u can build ur own atomic bomb and compare it to random stuff like a japanese atomic survivor comparing it to gaza 😂 we got crazy pvp battles and u can even ride a llama into battle like a boss 🦙 join now for a chance to win a diamond pickaxe that can mine obsidian in one hit, no joke bro 😎 #minecraftgoals #atomicbombsquad

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 6 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
    Crops Grown: 5284 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5 Dragon Eggs Found: 602
    Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 1 Shadow Figures Spotted: 3

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Janitors Closet

    Janitors Closet

    Janitor’s Closet is a worldbuilding and roleplay serber set on trying to give people a close community and awesome worldbuilding experience. While we aren’t too serious, when its time for roleplay we try our best.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 51
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 11
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Celestial Gardens Planted: 6
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 1 Epic Weapons Forged: 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • Foreign Women Dating Minecraft Server

    Foreign Women Dating Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as exotic and exciting as dating a foreign woman? Look no further! Our server is like a cultural melting pot, where every block you mine and every mob you slay is a new adventure in conversation.

    Join us and experience the thrill of chatting with players from all corners of the globe. Who knows, you might even learn a new language or two while building your dream castle! So why settle for the same old boring conversations when you can join our server and experience the excitement of talking to someone from a completely different culture? Don’t miss out on this unique opportunity to expand your horizons and have a blast in the process. Join us today and start chatting with foreign players who will make your Minecraft experience truly unforgettable!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 17 Falling into the Void: 1
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Haunted Forests Traversed: 5
    Enchantments Applied: 80 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 18 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • NotReallyMinecraft SMPKinoUnderstanding

    NotReallyMinecraft SMPKinoUnderstanding
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only way to truly prove your manliness is by mastering the art of building pixelated structures! If you can’t understand the complex storyline of our server, then you might as well be a noob in real life.

    Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through a world where women’s sexuality is solely based on your Minecraft skin, not your actual personality. Just like Arthur in the first movie, you too can become a joker if society alienates, abuses, and harms you. But beware, once you stop being the joker, you’ll be just as lonely and alienated as you were before – just like in real life!

    So come on, join our server and show off your manly building skills while navigating through the twisted world of Minecraft politics and drama. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find approval and acceptance among our crazy community of players. Just remember, maintaining a strong image is key – even if you’re mentally ill and frail in real life. Let’s get building!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4
    Endless Night Skies: 5 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Underground Cities Explored: 2 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Ether Blades Crafted: 11 Eternal Flames Captured: 3
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • NonbinaryNamer Minecraft SMP

    NonbinaryNamer Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join our wacky world where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible.

    Picture this: a land where pigs ride on top of creepers, chickens wear diamond armor, and the trees are made of candy. Our server is like a never-ending party where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few TNT explosions here and there).

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco club where the Ender Dragon likes to bust a move on the dance floor. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots.

    So why wait? Join our genderless-named SMP today and prepare for the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even become the king or queen of the server (or maybe just the court jester, but hey, it’s all in good fun)!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8503 Living Statues Befriended: 3
    Epic Weapons Forged: 4 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5 Endless Legions Commanded: 25
    Cursed Lands Purified: 6 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 18 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • AnxieCraft: Chill & Build

    AnxieCraft: Chill & Build
    Are you tired of mining for diamonds and getting attacked by creepers? Well, fear no more because our Minecraft server has the perfect solution for your anxiety! Join our server and let the soothing sound of chickens clucking and cows mooing calm your nerves. Need a break from the stress of building your dream castle? Take a dip in our virtual hot tub filled with lava (just kidding, it’s actually water). And if all else fails, just punch a tree and let out all your frustrations. So come join us on our server and say goodbye to anxiety, one block at a time!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 1 Herobrine Sightings: 9
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 276 Divine Scrolls Written: 10
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7 Forbidden Tomes Read: 3
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 1 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • EternalKid atCraft

    EternalKid atCraft
    join our server and never grow up! become a minecraft wizard and cast spells on all the noobs who dare to challenge you. we have a secret potion that turns your character into a flying pig, because why not? build a castle made entirely of diamonds and watch as jealous players try to steal your bling. we even have a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited cookies, because who doesn’t love cookies? so come on, join us and never feel like you become an adult, just get older and wiser in the world of minecraft madness!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Titanic Battles Fought: 14
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 50
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Treasure Maps Found: 6
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3 Legendary Heroes Trained: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Viloxazine’s ADHD Adventure

    Viloxazine’s ADHD Adventure
    join dis epic minecraft server where u can mine and craft and stuff. we got viloxazine all over da place which makes u mine faster and jump higher. plus, if u stay on da server long enuff, u will become a master builder with super powers. we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure and monsters. come join da fun and be a part of dis crazy adventure!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 11 Villages Defended: 8
    Infinity Stones Found: 6 Glitched Entities Encountered: 1
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • MS-Survival

    MS-Survival

    Features of MS-Survival Build your dream base in an expansive survival world. Explore vast lands filled with hidden treasures. Battle mobs and take on dangerous dungeons. Collaborate with other players to create a thriving community. Trade and grow in our player-driven economy. Join the first wave of adventurers and leave your mark on the world of MS-Survival!

    Join our Discord for updates and community events.

    We can’t wait to see you in-game!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 14 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Epic Quests Completed: 14 Fairy Circles Danced In: 4
    Runes Activated: 6 Titanic Battles Fought: 27
    Dragons Tamed: 7 Dragon Scales Harvested: 390

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Fartingwind [smp]

    Fartingwind [smp]
    Server Name: Finalwind
    Description: A server that expands Minecraft’s endgame by adding custom items such as weapons, armor, and tools, and expands on content by adding things like daily events, quests, custom wild loot tables, and an economy.
    Server IP: play.finalwindserver.com
    Version: 1.21.1

    FAQs:

    Q: What sets Finalwind apart from other Minecraft servers?

    A: Finalwind offers endless content for players by introducing clans, custom armor and weapons, events, and quests. It provides a unique gameplay experience with minimal rules to maintain the skill required for player versus player combat.

    Q: Are there any specific rules on the server?

    A: The main rule on Finalwind is no cheating. This is to ensure fair gameplay and maintain the integrity of player interactions, especially in PvP scenarios.

    Q: How can I join Finalwind?

    A: You can join Finalwind by connecting to the server IP: play.finalwindserver.com using Minecraft version 1.21.1.

    Q: Where can I find more information about Finalwind?

    A: You can visit the server’s website at https://www.finalwindserver.com/ or join their Discord community at discord.finalwindserver.com.

    Q: Is there a trailer available for Finalwind?

    A: Yes, you can watch the trailer for Finalwind at https://youtu.be/zVRg61nL5S0?si=XVc6LNbSBQiSJ_dc.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Cursed Amulets Found: 2 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2 Phoenix Feathers Found: 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 5 Underground Cities Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • Roach-Free Minecraft Server

    Roach-Free Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring, normal Minecraft servers? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on a wild adventure filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of friendly zombies who just want to trade for rare items. And don’t even get us started on the llamas wearing top hats! Plus, our server has a special feature where every time you mine a diamond, a chorus of singing villagers serenades you. So why join? Because where else can you ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil bunnies? Trust us, you won’t find this level of craziness anywhere else. Come join the fun – and remember, diamonds are a zombie’s best friend!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 3 Eerie Music Discs Played: 6
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Legendary Heroes Trained: 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 13 Royal Courts Attended: 1
    Divine Spears Created: 24 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Forbidden Relics Collected: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Why Is Berserk So Highly Regarded Minecraft SMP

    Why Is Berserk So Highly Regarded Minecraft SMP
    Why join our Minecraft SMP? Well, let me tell you a story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and built a giant potato castle. And do you know what happened next? The potato castle came to life and started attacking other players with french fry minions! It was chaos, but oh so hilarious.

    But that’s not all! We have secret treasure hunts where you can find diamond blocks shaped like unicorns. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a dimension filled with dancing llamas wearing top hats.

    And let’s not forget about our weekly events, like the watermelon eating contest where the winner gets a pet dragon that shoots fireballs made of marshmallows. Trust me, you won’t find this kind of craziness anywhere else.

    So come join our Minecraft SMP and experience the wildest adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Who knows what kind of madness awaits you?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4 New Chunks Explored: 312266
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 59
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 4 Mineshafts Explored: 1
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7 Enchanted Forests Planted: 11
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 19

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • BreakupCraft Minecraft Server

    BreakupCraft Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not allowed but building epic structures is encouraged! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, friendship, and maybe even a little bit of betrayal (but only in-game, of course).

    Looking for a server where you can escape the real world and dive into a virtual paradise? Look no further! Our community is filled with players who are ready to support you through thick and thin, just like in the craziest soap opera you’ve ever seen.

    Join us and leave your real-life drama at the door – here, the only thing you need to worry about is finding the perfect spot to build your dream castle. And hey, if you need to vent about your ex, our players are always here to listen and offer a helping hand (or a virtual hug).

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let’s create some epic memories together – who knows, you might even find your new best friend in the most unexpected places. See you in the game!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 6 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 7
    Void Armor Forged: 12 Divine Scrolls Written: 17
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 34
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • NoFlyBFFsHoneymoon

    NoFlyBFFsHoneymoon
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocky adventures! Looking for a place to build your dream castle without any clingy friends tagging along? Look no further!

    Join our server and avoid any unwanted travel companions like the plague! No need to worry about your best friend crashing your honeymoon in Barcelona – here, you can build your own virtual honeymoon paradise without any interruptions.

    And if you ever feel like you need to take separate flights from your friends, we fully support your decision! Fly solo in the virtual skies of Minecraft and soar to new heights of freedom.

    So come join us on our server, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next! Let’s build, mine, and laugh our way to victory – without any clingy friends in sight.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 13 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Crystal Wands Charged: 13 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 40 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 11
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Mysterious Portals Opened: 11
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Magic Crystals Found: 21

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Block Party: Stay Safe & Craft On!

    Block Party: Stay Safe & Craft On!
    Join our Minecraft server if you want to learn the most important safety tip of all time – always carry a diamond sword to protect yourself from creepers, zombies, and pesky griefers! Our server is so safe, even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us.

    We have a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted golden apples and potions that grant you the power to fly like a chicken. Plus, our community of players is so friendly and helpful, they’ll even build you a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks if you ask nicely.

    So come join us and experience the safest, craziest, and most epic Minecraft adventures of your life! Just remember, safety first – always bring your trusty diamond sword.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Crystal Wands Charged: 15
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4
    Secret Passages Found: 4 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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