Chud Squad Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

DataProtFailCraft

Breach, data breach, data privacy, data protection law, data protection regulations, data security, DataProtFailCraft, EU Court, EU regulations, European Court of Justice, European data protection laws, european union, Fine, fines, GDPR, Information Security, legal action, legal consequences, personal data, privacy violation, regulatory compliance

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	4967
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimension Hops:	12	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Falling into the Void:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Dragons Tamed:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

lol imagine if the EU got fined for breaking their own rules, just like how on our minecraft server you can break alllll the rules and not get in trouble! we encourage chaos and anarchy, so come join us and let your inner rebel shine through! build giant statues of potatoes, ride pigs into battle, and create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats. who needs data protection laws when you have unlimited freedom in our server? join now and let the craziness begin!

Pixel Playhouse: Toxic-Free Fun

chemical exposure, child development, childhood cancers, children’s diseases, children’s health, disease prevention, diseases, environmental health, environmental pollution, environmental toxins, Fun, health impacts, health risks, male reproductive birth defects, neurodevelopmental disorders, pediatric health, PIXEL, plastics exposure, playhouse, public health, research, synthetic chemicals, toxic chemicals, ToxicFree

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	2042
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	22	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	40
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	35	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	47
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Join our epic Minecraft server where the only disease you’ll catch is a serious case of addiction! Forget about real life problems like childhood cancers and birth defects, come build and explore in a world where the only thing toxic is the creeper explosions!

Our server is so lit, even Steve himself would trade in his diamond armor to play here. With custom plugins and crazy events, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget about all those neurodevelopmental disorders affecting 1 in 6 kids.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s mine, build, and troll our way to victory! Who needs real life when you can have a blocky paradise like ours? Let’s goooooo!

The Studio

Studio, Vanilla

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	3502
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Alien Abductions:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	150
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

Owner	Streamer
Server Platform	Bedrock
Server Mode	Hard
Rules	Lag prevention rules in place, whitelist to protect community
Age Requirement	16+

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our discord at https://discord.gg/baXbfw8tEJ to get started!

Q: Is the server new?

A: Yes, the server is relatively new and we are looking for players to help us grow!

Q: What measures are in place to prevent lag?

A: We have specific rules in place to prevent lag and ensure a smooth gaming experience for all players.

Q: Are there any age restrictions on the server?

A: Yes, the server is 16+ to maintain a mature community atmosphere.

Secret Sanctum 1.20.4

1.20.4, ACCUSATION, Authenticity, Community, confession, credibility, dumb, factual, FAGGOT, Honesty, internet culture, Larping, online behavior, online persona, role playing, sanctum, secret, social media, transparency, trolling, Truth

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	7628
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Alien Abductions:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Elemental Crystals Collected:	23	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Magic Items Found:	5590	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	6

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where facts are funnier than fiction!

We don’t larp here, only real gamers allowed. If you’ve ever been accused of trolling, then you’ll fit right in with our community of dumb faggots.

Come build, explore, and troll your way to victory on our server. Don’t be a larping loser, join us now!

Blockageddon

banal, Blockageddon, Cliche, cliched, commonplace, Communication, Empty, exhausted, hackneyed, Language, Meaning, meaningless, overused, Repetitive, stale, Tiresome, trite, ubiquitous, Unoriginal, Word, worn out

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	9837
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Secret Passages Found:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Animals Bred:	182	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6

“Join our epic Minecraft server where the word ‘boring’ doesn’t exist in our dictionary! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!”

CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	4712
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Dimension Hops:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	3072	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	8817
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Mines Excavated:	4668
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	68
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	9098
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Dragon Eggs Found:	4604
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Dragons Tamed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	8019
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Emeralds Found:	2393
Enchantments Applied:	116	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	23

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	7415
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	20
Dimension Hops:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	9021
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	29	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	28	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	110
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

LootLunchDrama

actress, advertising, Brazil, broke student, expensive restaurant, family, fashion event, foreigner, Generosity, LootLunchDrama, manhattan, MILLIONAIRE, NYC, part time job, savings, sister, Support, telenovelas, tuition, University, wire transfer

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	8259
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your real-life money problems and live like a millionaire! Just like the OP’s sister, who is a millionaire actress, you too can enjoy the luxurious life in our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of paying crazy expensive prices for virtual meals at fancy restaurants, just like the OP did with his sister in NYC. Who needs real money when you can pretend to be a broke foreigner student living in an expensive city in Minecraft?

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for accepting help from your millionaire sister, because on our server, everyone is a millionaire! You can wire each other virtual money for lunch and then tell each other to forget about it, just like the OP did. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join our server and live out your wildest fantasies of being a millionaire in a world where money is no object. Who needs real life when you can have all the luxury and drama of a telenovela right at your fingertips?

YakuzaCraft: Nuke Trafficking LOL

crime, criminal network, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty plea deal, guilty verdict, illegal activities, international crime, Japan, japanese, leader, lol, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, Nuke, organized crime, pleads guilty, Southeast Asia, trafficking, yakuza, YakuzaCraft

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	1780
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Divine Spears Created:	12	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Endless Legions Commanded:	47
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Love Letters Sent:	1
Secret Passages Found:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest adventure ever! we got japanese yakuza leaders, nuclear materials, and trafficking from myanmar! build ur own secret underground bunker to hide from the yakuza or team up with them to rule the server! the possibilities are endless in this wild and wacky world! come join us now and see what kind of trouble u can get into!

SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES | 1000 ACHIVOK Minecraft server

1000 ACHIEVEMENTS, donates, Minecraft, Server, Survival, WITHOUT WIPES

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	5408
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	70	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES 1000 ACHIVES” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gd61.vanillaboxmc.ru

Feline Invasion 1.20

annoying cat, attention seeking cat, cat, cat always around, cat behavior, cat following me, cat ignoring owner, cat love, cat mom, cat owner problems, cat problems, cat won’t give me space, cat won’t go away, cat won’t leave me alone, cat won’t leave my side, cat won’t listen, cat won’t obey, cat won’t stop bothering me, clingy cat, Feline, Invasion, needy cat

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	5571
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crops Grown:	2469	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Void Armor Forged:	21	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5

Yo, bro, do you ever have those days where your cat is straight up ignoring your mom? Well, if you want to escape the feline drama and dive into a world where cats can’t bother you, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

Picture this: you’re building a sick castle and your cat is just chilling, not bothering you at all. No more meowing in your ear while you’re trying to mine for diamonds.

Join now and leave your cat and mom drama behind! Let’s build some epic stuff together and forget about those pesky distractions. See you in the game, bro!

Players:	98/800	Votes:	171
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	150	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Secret Passages Found:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39