are u tired of the same old boring minecraft servers? well come join us on this epic server where we have illegal chinese ships causing chaos and triggering the south korean coast guard response!

imagine sailing your minecraft boat only to be ambushed by a fleet of chinese ships trying to steal all your diamonds! but don’t worry, the coast guard is here to save the day and protect your precious loot.

join now for a thrilling adventure filled with high seas drama, intense battles, and maybe even a few explosions (we can’t promise anything, but it’s minecraft so anything can happen)!

so what are you waiting for? come join us on this crazy server and experience the wildest minecraft gameplay you’ve ever seen. trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you lose all your diamonds, then you might regret it a little bit).

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 104/100 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Astral Projections Made: 4
Epic Weapons Forged: 10 Celestial Events Witnessed: 2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 187 Invisible Walls Found: 4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 13 Crops Grown: 1389
Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • CluelessCraft

    CluelessCraft
    Are you tired of wandering around aimlessly in Minecraft, clueless about where to go or what to do next? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild adventure filled with mystery, mayhem, and plenty of hilarious hijinks.

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing creepers appears out of nowhere, busting out their best moves to distract you. Or how about the time our players stumbled upon a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself? Trust us, you won’t find this kind of craziness on any other server.

    But that’s not all – we also have custom mini-games like “Hot Potato TNT” and “Zombie Pigman Soccer” that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a rare pink sheep wearing sunglasses and a top hat, strutting around like he owns the place.

    So why wait? Join our server today for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will leave you scratching your head in confusion and rolling on the floor with laughter. See you in the wacky world of Minecraft madness!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Curse of Binding Applied: 1
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 7 Infinity Stones Found: 1
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Endless Legions Commanded: 26
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Phoenix Feathers Found: 6
    Wilderness Tamed: 17 Lunar Scepters Activated: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • LaosCraft Minecraft Server

    LaosCraft Minecraft Server
    so, like, u know how Trudeau was all like “oh ya i totally met with PM Modi in Laos and we had, like, this super deep convo about stuff”? well, turns out India was like “nah bro, that never happened, we didn’t talk about anything important at all”.

    anyways, forget about all that drama and come join our EPIC minecraft server! we got, like, the craziest builds and the most lit parties u’ve ever seen.

    join us and u’ll be part of a community that’s more united than India and Canada’s conflicting statements. plus, our mods are cooler than Trudeau’s socks, trust me.

    so what r u waiting for? come join us and let’s build some epic stuff together! oh, and don’t worry, we won’t reject u like India rejected Trudeau’s remarks. lolz.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Invisible Pathways Walked: 6
    Cursed Amulets Found: 2 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5
    Void Armor Forged: 20 Crops Grown: 4288
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 11 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • StarlinkCraft: Vuhledar’s Downfall

    StarlinkCraft: Vuhledar’s Downfall
    hey u, yes u, do u wanna join a minecraft server that is so lit, even russia is tryna take it down with starlink terminals? yea, u heard me right. our server is so epic that world powers are getting shook by our awesomeness.

    imagine building ur own empire, mining for diamonds like a boss, and fighting off creepers with ur squad. but wait, there’s more. we got secret hidden dungeons with rare loot, and u might even stumble upon herobrine himself.

    join us now and be part of the craziest minecraft adventure u will ever experience. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this epicness. let’s show russia who’s boss in the world of minecraft.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Living Shadows Defeated: 2
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1
    Epic Quests Completed: 21 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1
    Infinity Stones Found: 5 Divine Scrolls Written: 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Starblocks

    Starblocks

    Welcome to Skyblocks.net – The Ultimate Space-Themed Skyblock Experience!

    Embark on a journey like no other in the vast expanse of space with Skyblocks.net, where skyblock meets the stars! Build, explore, and thrive on your very own celestial island as you push the limits of Minecraft skyblock in a space-inspired setting.

    Join us now at Skyblocks.net and build your island empire among the stars!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Love Letters Sent: 16 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 78
    Ores Mined: 9471 Legendary Items Repaired: 2
    Wyrmholes Dug: 2 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • CrimsonCraft

    CrimsonCraft

    Welcome to CrimsonCraft

    Looking for AS/AU hosted cracked lifesteal smp server? Look no further! Dive into the ultimate PvP experience on our lifesteal Minecraft server! Challenge your skills and survive in a world where every battle counts.

    Features: – Lifesteal Mechanics: Gain an edge in combat! Steal hearts from your opponents and turn the tide of battle in your favor. – Intense PvP Action: Engage in thrilling PvP matches with fellow players. Show off your skills and rise to the top of the leaderboard! – Epic Events: Participate in regular community events, tournaments, and challenges for a chance to win amazing rewards and showcase your prowess! – Dynamic Community: Join a friendly and competitive community of players who share your passion for PvP and adventure. – Support all version 1.8x-1.21x (1.20.1 Main version) – Join CrimsonCraft discord server for more updates: https://discord.gg/RN9BkzVJ

    Are You Ready to Fight? Connect now at crimsoncraft.mysrv.us and prove your skills in our lifesteal realm! Whether you’re a seasoned fighter or a newcomer, there’s a place for you in our epic battles!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 461 Endless Legions Commanded: 25
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 423 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 9 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 21 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
    Legendary Scepters Created: 2 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Vanilla server Minecraft server

    Vanilla server Minecraft server

    Vanilla Minecraft server, no mods and minimum plugins. We highly recommend playing with friends. Please, if you play on this server, treat other players the same way you would like to be treated. Be polite, try to help and not harm other players. Do not use cheats or other third-party programs to gain superiority over other players.

    Telegram: https://t.me/alexander_trapeznikov

    Steam: https://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198405725789/

    E-mail: [email protected]

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 3 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Legendary Scepters Created: 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 7 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 20
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Mimic Chests Discovered: 2
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 48 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Bloom SMP: Where semi-vanilla is just a fancy way of saying we forgot to add more spice

    Bloom SMP: Where semi-vanilla is just a fancy way of saying we forgot to add more spice
    Welcome to Bloom SMP
    IP play.bloomsmp.net
    Joinable on versions 1.9 – 1.21
    Features
    Anti Griefing
    Cross Play
    A welcoming community
    An active Discord
    A friendly staff team
    Regular events

    Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

    Website: https://bloomsmp.net

    Discord: https://discord.gg/bloomsmp

    FAQ

    1. Is PvP allowed on Bloom SMP?

    Yes, PvP is allowed in certain areas designated for it. Please be respectful when engaging in PvP activities.

    2. Are there any rules regarding griefing?

    Griefing is strictly prohibited on Bloom SMP. Our staff team actively monitors for any griefing activities and takes necessary actions against offenders.

    3. How can I join the server?

    You can join the server by connecting to the IP address play.bloomsmp.net using versions 1.9 to 1.21 of Minecraft.

    4. Can I invite my friends to Bloom SMP?

    Yes, you can invite your friends to join Bloom SMP and play together. We encourage building a community of friends on the server.

    5. Are there any special events on Bloom SMP?

    Yes, Bloom SMP hosts regular events for players to participate in and enjoy. Keep an eye on the Discord server for announcements about upcoming events.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 4 Crops Grown: 8816
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1 Void Gems Collected: 20
    Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Demon Skulls Collected: 19

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • Crafty Falcom Minecraft Server

    Crafty Falcom Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further, because our server is the craziest, most out-of-this-world server you will ever experience!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Our server is so insane, it will make you feel like you’re living in a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers can breakdance.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a mythical creature that guards the rarest diamonds in all of Minecraft. If you can defeat the Diamond Dragon, you will be rewarded with riches beyond your wildest dreams.

    So why wait? Join our server now and embark on an adventure that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 59 Void Armor Forged: 23
    Magical Moments Shared: 29 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Legendary Scepters Created: 8 Haunted Chests Opened: 1
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • >Trump Confesses He Was ‘Sexually Attracted’… Minecraft SMP

    >Trump Confesses He Was ‘Sexually Attracted’… Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild time filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories! Our server is so lit, even Trump himself confessed to being ‘sexually attracted’ to his daughter when she was just 13 years old. Can you believe it? That’s the level of insanity you can expect when you join us. We’ve got more drama than a reality TV show and more laughs than a stand-up comedy special. So come on in and see what all the fuss is about. Just remember, we’re all about having fun and leaving the real-world craziness at the door. Let’s build, mine, and explore together in a world where anything is possible. Don’t miss out on the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 121 Whispering Caves Entered: 4
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 4
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Epic Bosses Defeated: 1

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • BlockPartyDrama

    BlockPartyDrama
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you! Join us for a wild ride of laughter and fun as we roast each other in the most hilarious ways possible.

    Imagine a world where your self-deprecating jokes are not only welcomed, but encouraged! Our community is all about having a good time and making each other laugh. Plus, we have a strict no-bullying policy, so you can rest assured that you’ll always be in a safe and fun environment.

    But that’s not all – we also have epic birthday parties where we invite everyone except for that one friend who just can’t take a joke. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the drama and hilarity that ensues when they realize they’re not invited.

    So come join us on our server and let loose with some of the craziest and funniest players around. Who knows, you might even make a new best friend or two – just make sure you can take a joke!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 8 Secret Passages Found: 4
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1 Buildings Constructed: 26
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Phoenix Feathers Found: 6
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 36 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • CompliMentality – Minecraft SMP

    CompliMentality – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and bizarre compliments that will leave you questioning reality. From being told your build looks like a potato to being praised for your impeccable cow herding skills, you never know what kind of wacky compliment you’ll receive next. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 9 Villages Defended: 8
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 7 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 19
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 2 Meteorite Armor Created: 10

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • MineTop5CatList

    MineTop5CatList
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old categories? Well, look no further because our server is like a box of chocolates – you never know what you’re gonna get!

    Reasons to join our server: 1. We have a category called “Piggy Paradise” where pigs rule the land and players must obey their every oink. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. 2. In our “Zombie Zumba” category, players must dance their way to survival as hordes of zombies try to take them down. It’s like a rave, but with more brains. 3. Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle? Well, in our “Llama Lagoon” category, you can do just that. Plus, llamas spit at your enemies for extra damage – talk about a win-win situation! 4. In our “Pixelated Pizzeria” category, players must run their own pizza shop in Minecraft. But watch out, because the toppings are alive and they’re not too happy about being eaten! 5. And last but not least, in our “Ender Dragon Dating Sim” category, players can romance the infamous Ender Dragon and maybe even steal a kiss or two. Love is in the air, along with a hint of sulfur.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Endless Night Skies: 3 Astral Orbs Gathered: 13
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4 Astral Amulets Crafted: 33
    Secret Passages Found: 3 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 10 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6
    Rune Stones Activated: 7 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • CreeperCraft Minecraft Server

    CreeperCraft Minecraft Server
    so, like, u know how hezbollah is always causing trouble and stuff? well, turns out they ran out of money cuz israel keeps hitting them hard. so now they’re like, yo let’s start a minecraft server to make some cash! join us for some explosive fun and crazy adventures, cuz we’re hezbollah and we’re not afraid to blow things up…in minecraft! come join the party and help us rebuild our funds, one block at a time. it’s gonna be a blast! literally.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 5 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 6 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Magical Moments Shared: 10

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • KimJongCraft: Ukraine Edition

    KimJongCraft: Ukraine Edition
    LOL HAVE U EVER SEEN NORTH KOREAN SOLDIERS PLAY MINECRAFT? WELL U CAN ON OUR SERVER! THEY TRAINED IN RUSSIA AND NOW THEY’RE COMING TO UKRAINE TO PLAY SOME BLOCKS! JOIN US IF U WANNA SEE SOME CRAZY PVP ACTION! WATCH OUT FOR KIM JONG-UN, HE’S A PRO AT REDSTONE! #BLOCKWARFARE #NUCLEARCREEPERS

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
    Dark Rituals Completed: 6 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 9 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Immortal Potions Brewed: 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 16 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Inner Voice Volume Boost

    Inner Voice Volume Boost
    so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the sheep actually fly and the creepers wear top hats? well, look no further cuz this server is the bomb diggity!

    we got a secret underground city where the villagers throw raves every night, and the zombies are actually really good dancers. plus, our diamond mines are guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will trade you diamonds for bones.

    oh, and did i mention that our nether is actually a giant disco party with lava lamps and funky music? yeah, it’s lit af.

    so come join us on this epic adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of lag, but who cares when you’re having this much fun?) trust me, once you join, you won’t be able to increase the volume of your inner voice cuz you’ll be screaming with joy 24/7.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Endless Legions Commanded: 11
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Astral Amulets Crafted: 31
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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