Choco Anarchy | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Ketamine Craft: Higher Ed Fun

2015, 2019, 2021, 2022, 40% rise, 81.8% increase, addiction, annual use, college degrees, Craft, drug use, education, Fun, higher, ketamine, mental health, prevalent, Recreational ketamine use, statistics, substance abuse, Surge, trends, U.S. adults

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	8036
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	4

Yo, yo, yo, listen up all you Minecraft lovers out there! This server is like no other, cuz we got recreational ketamine use going on 24/7! That’s right, you can mine and craft while getting your ketamine fix at the same time.

We’ve seen an 81.8% increase in annual ketamine use since 2015, and a 40% rise just from 2021 to 2022. And get this, it’s twice as prevalent among those with college degrees! So if you wanna get your education and your ketamine on, this is the place to be.

Join us for some wild adventures, crazy builds, and ketamine-fueled fun. Don’t miss out on the party of a lifetime, come join our server now!

Enchanted Beauty Land 1.20.6

1.20.6, acceptance, Appearance, attractiveness, beauty, beauty expectations, beauty ideals, beauty standards, body image, comparison, Confidence, Enchanted, external validation, Insecurity, judgment, Land, physical appearance, PRETTY, self esteem, self worth, self-perception, societal norms, validation, worthiness

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	4304
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	3

Yo, bro, forget about 3D girls, come join our Minecraft server where the pixels are prettier than any e-girl out there.

We got blocks that will make your heart skip a beat and landscapes that will make you question if you’re still in the real world.

Join us and let’s build a world where the only limit is your imagination and where you can finally find true love in the form of a perfectly crafted pixelated sunset.

Don’t waste your time chasing after 3D girls, come join us and let’s make Minecraft love stories that will make Romeo and Juliet look like a joke.

BrosBucks Minecraft Server

borrowed money, borrowing habits, Brazil, BrosBucks, brother, Communication, Confrontation, Cultural differences, Currency, family, finances, financial support, Honesty, loan, Minecraft, minimum wage, relationships, Repayment, Server, sibling dynamics, Siblings, Trust, Upset

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	233
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Buildings Constructed:	27	Endless Night Skies:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where borrowing money from family members leads to epic drama like you’ve never seen before! Join us and witness the thrilling saga of a sibling asking for R$280 for food, only to have their sister uncover a web of lies and deceit. Will the borrowed money be returned? Will the dad’s R$5.000 loan ever be repaid? Find out on our server, where family dynamics are more intense than a creeper explosion! Join now for a wild ride of financial drama and betrayal – because who needs diamonds when you have juicy family secrets to uncover?

Momma’s Money Mine

AITAH, Babysitting, Boundaries, Conflict, daycare, ENTITLEMENT, family, favoritism, Financial, financial struggle, mommas, MONEY, Mother, parenting, relationships, Resentment, RESPONSIBILITY, Siblings, Struggle, Support, VALUES

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	5073
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Magic Items Found:	3915
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Alien Abductions:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12

Hey there, Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place to be!

Join our server for the wildest adventures and the most insane stories you’ll ever experience. Just like the time when a group of creepers threw a surprise party for Steve and ended up blowing up the whole village! Or when a herd of pigs learned how to fly and started a bacon revolution in the sky!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is full of surprises, just like the time when a player found a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of dancing skeletons. And let’s not forget about the time when a group of players built a giant roller coaster that went straight into the Nether!

So, why wait? Join our server now for a roller coaster ride of fun, laughter, and insanity! And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding cow). See you there!

Time Traveler in Minecraft SMP

advice, Experience, hindsight, hindsight is 20/20, introspection, knowledge, learning, life advice, life lessons, Maturity, Minecraft, personal development, personal growth, perspective, regrets, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, smp, Time, time travel, Traveler, Understanding, wisdom, younger self

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	9388
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	New Chunks Explored:	644015
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the most epic server ever! Like, we have flying pigs that shoot rainbows out of their butts and you can ride them into battle against evil llamas who are trying to take over the server. And get this, the only way to defeat the llamas is by building giant statues of Justin Bieber made entirely out of diamonds! It’s totally crazy but trust me, it’s the most fun you’ll ever have in Minecraft. So come join us and let’s take down those evil llamas together! #BieberDiamondStatuesFTW 😂🦄🌈🦙🎮

MineCraftMania-ConcertCraze

best concert, concert atmosphere, concert crowd, concert excitement, concert experience, concert highlights, concert memories, concert venue, concert vibes, favorite artist, favorite concert, Live Music, live performance, memorable concert, MineCraftManiaConcertCraze, Music (performance), music event, music experience, music festival, unforgettable concert

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	7140
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Dragon Scales Harvested:	126	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	3

Have you ever been to a concert where the performers were actually Minecraft characters? Well, on our server, you can experience the ultimate virtual concert experience with Creeper DJs and Enderman dancers! Get ready to party like you’ve never partied before in the pixelated world of Minecraft. Join us for a night of music, dancing, and explosions (courtesy of the Creepers, of course).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Notch’s Secret Stash, where you can find rare and valuable items that will give you the ultimate edge in the game. Rumor has it that Notch himself left behind a diamond pickaxe that can mine through bedrock like butter. Will you be the lucky player to find it?

So, if you’re looking for a server that offers a unique and hilarious gaming experience, look no further. Join us now and prepare for a wild ride through the wacky world of Minecraft!

Engels2FuelWars Minecraft Server

aggression, airstrike, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Engels-2 airbase, Engels2FuelWars, fuel supply, geopolitical crisis, international relations, Military, Military Action, military confirmation, Minecraft, oil depot, political tension, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, Ukraine, War

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	8618
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1740
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Emeralds Found:	710
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

haha, ukraine go brrrr and boom boom on russian oil depot! now join our minecraft server for epic explosions and chaos like ukraine did to russia! we got crazy pvp battles, where you can blow up your enemies like ukraine blew up that oil depot! come join the fun and be a part of the madness! let’s gooooooo!

GreenlandCraft: Trumped Tariffs

Arctic region, denmark, Diplomacy, economic sanctions, Europe, foreign policy, Geopolitics, global affairs, Greenland, GreenlandCraft, international relations, international trade, national security, North America, Politics, Tariffs, threatens, trade war, trump, Trumped, united states, world news

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	7949
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	57

so, like, this server is like, totally epic, just like when trump threatened denmark with tariffs over greenland, like, who even does that? anyway, if you join this server, you’ll be like a total boss, just like trump thinks he is. we have crazy builds and insane events, just like trump’s tweets. join now and make minecraft great again! #tariffsarecool #greenlandisours #buildthewallaroundspawn

DashCraft: Slow Decline

aging, brain function, brain health, cognitive abilities, cognitive decline, cognitive function, cognitive health, DASH diet, DashCraft, Decline, dietary habits, healthy aging, Healthy Eating, healthy lifestyle, heart-healthy, Long-term Health, Mediterranean cuisine, Mediterranean Diet, mental health, nutrition, older adults, preventative health, Slow

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	5215
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing declining is the speed of your cognitive decline! forget about those boring diets, here we feast on blocks and creepers for breakfast, lunch, and dinner! our players have reported feeling smarter and more alert after just one week of playing on our server.

imagine building a castle out of diamonds while simultaneously improving your memory and focus. who needs mediterranean or dash diets when you have the power of minecraft on your side? plus, our community is full of hilarious characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the ultimate brain-boosting adventure in the world of minecraft!

Pandamium’s Snapshot Server

25w02a, Carpet, creaking, custom advancements, diamond-based trading economy, Discord-to-Minecraft chat link, enchanced dragon fight, End Reset, every new snapshot, EXPERIMENTAL, Lithium, minecart improvements, mini blocks, Mob Heads, pale garden, Pale Oak Wood, Pandamiums, resin, Server, smp, Snapshot, Vanilla, Villager Rebalance, Warps

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	5148
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Players Killed by Monsters:	3084
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Animals Bred:	183
Void Gems Collected:	14	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
New Chunks Explored:	838275	Epic Shields Constructed:	34
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	6427

Pandamium Snapshot Server Overview

Server Type	Experimental, vanilla, SMP
Server Updates	Updates to every new snapshot
Special Features	All experiments enabled, friendly community
IP	snapshot.pandamium.eu
Version	1.21.4, updating soon to 25w02a (Latest Snapshot for 1.21.5/1.22)

FAQ Questions & Answers

1. What is the Pandamium Snapshot server?

Pandamium’s snapshot server is an experimental, vanilla, SMP server that updates to every new snapshot with all experiments enabled.

2. How often is the server updated to new snapshots?

The server aims to update to every new snapshot that comes out, usually every Wednesday.

3. What are some of the experimental features enabled on the server?

Some of the experimental features include game drops, Minecart Improvements, Villager Rebalance, pig variants, wildflowers, Creaking, Pale Garden, resin, and more.

4. What custom features are available on the server?

Some of the custom features include TPA, Homes, Mailing, Discord-to-Minecraft chat link, Ranks, Mini blocks, Mob heads for all mobs and variants, and custom advancements.

5. How can I join the server?

You can join the server using the IP: snapshot.pandamium.eu

Whispering Woods 1.21.4

1.21.4, asmr, ASMR farm, Asmrtists, discussion, English, INFORMATION, japanese, live streams, ongoing streams, Online Community, Relaxation, relaxation techniques, Roleplay, Thread, tingles, triggers, virtual youtubers, Vtubers, whispering, Woods

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	3532
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like finding English-speaking Vtubers who do ASMR but in blocky pixel form, like what even is reality anymore, am I right?

Imagine mining for diamonds while listening to some ASMR tingles, it’s like a whole new level of relaxation, man.

Join us and experience the ultimate combination of virtual reality and ASMR, it’s like your brain will explode from all the tingles and creepers blowing up your base at the same time.

Don’t miss out on this crazy adventure, join now and let’s explore the wacky world of Minecraft ASMR together!

Mom’s House Minecraft Server

bail out, Casino, childcare, cigarettes, cleaning houses, dependent, financial incompetence, foreclosure, Gratitude, Homeless, homelessness planning, House, Inheritance, life insurance, loan, Minecraft, mom, moms, savings, Server, severe autism, Siblings, SS income, ungrateful, WIBTAH

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	7740
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server where we have the craziest family dynamics you’ve ever seen!

Picture this: a 45-year-old player firing her 72-year-old mom from her in-game job because she’s financially incompetent and spends all her virtual money at the casino. This mom even took a loan from her in-game brother and blew it on virtual cigarettes! Can you believe it?

But wait, there’s more! This mom was hired to watch her grandkids in-game, but she was so mopey and ungrateful that she got fired. She couldn’t even drive them in-game! And now, she’s facing virtual homelessness because her in-game husband is sick and not going to live much longer. Will someone bail her out in time? Join the server to find out!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server with more drama than a soap opera, join us now! Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained?

CraftyBruh’s Eye of Lies

aita, black eye, covert operation, Coworkers, CraftyBruhs, Eye, eyepatch, falling beam, grizzly bear, heroic tales, inside joke, Lies, lying.., orphans, Panda, putin, shower, slipping, stolen valor, Ukraine, Upset, work from home

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	3599
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	37
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Love Letters Sent:	11	Magic Wands Crafted:	23

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my black eye story? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to craft your own heroic tales of adventure and intrigue.

Imagine saving your Minecraft girlfriend from a virtual grizzly bear, or taking down a blocky Putin in a covert operation. The possibilities are endless, just like the healing time for my eye!

But beware, not everyone will appreciate your epic tales. Just like the new girl at work who thought I was stealing virtual valor. Don’t worry, we won’t judge your creative storytelling skills here!

So why join our server? Because where else can you save orphans from pixelated fires or battle virtual bears with your one good eye? Embrace the madness and join us for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

DopamineDiggers Minecraft SMP

addiction, brain chemistry, dopamine, dopamine deficiency, dopamine function, dopamine levels, dopamine pathways, dopamine production, dopamine receptors, dopamine regulation, dopamine release, dopamine synthesis, dopamine transporters, DopamineDiggers, mental health, mental illness, Minecraft, motivation, neurotransmitter, Pleasure, reward system, smp

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	6349
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Secret Passages Found:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

Hey gamers, do you like Minecraft? Do you like laughing until you pee your pants? Then you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP! We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and a pet creeper named Bob.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent dolphins who communicate with us through telepathy. They give us quests to find rare items like enchanted golden carrots and netherite armor.

Oh, and did I mention that our server is located on a floating island in the sky? Yeah, we have to ride giant chickens to get around. It’s totally normal, I swear.

So come join us and get your daily dose of dopamine straight from the source. Don’t miss out on the wackiest Minecraft adventure of your life!

DivorceCraft

Communication, Divorce, DivorceCraft, Emotional healing, ending a marriage, HEARTBREAK, love, Marriage, marriage advice, marriage counseling, marriage decision, marriage ending process, marriage guidance, Marriage help, marriage issues, marriage problems, Marriage Support, marriage therapy, moving on, relationships, separation

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	9349
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Void Gems Collected:	17
Runes Activated:	5	Astral Projections Made:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone? Is your pickaxe feeling lonely and in need of a partner? Well, look no further because on our server, we host weekly pickaxe marriage ceremonies! That’s right, you can finally say “I do” to your trusty pickaxe and live happily ever after in blocky bliss.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament. That’s right, saddle up your feathery friend and battle it out in epic chicken jousting battles to prove who is the ultimate poultry warrior.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party where all the creepers go to let loose and show off their best dance moves. Don’t miss out on the chance to party with the most explosive creatures in the Minecraft world!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest adventures that Minecraft has to offer. Who knows, you might even find true love with a block of dirt!

Players:	100/500	Votes:	1266
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Crops Grown:	5930	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Astral Projections Made:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Villages Defended:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	232