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Sneedback Enemy Design 1.21.4

1.21.4, character design, constructive criticism, creative process, critique, design, design analysis, ENEMY, enemy AI, enemy behavior, enemy concept, enemy design, Feedback, game creation, game design, game design feedback, game development, game feedback, game improvement, Game Mechanics, game testing, level design, Sneedback, video games

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	5198
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Dimension Hops:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a party in a creeper’s pants!

Imagine a world where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky, that’s what this server is like.

You’ll be mining for days, finding secret caves filled with treasure and maybe even a few surprises (like a zombie wearing a tutu, what?!).

And don’t even get me started on the epic PvP battles, it’s like watching two llamas duke it out over a carrot.

So come on, join us and let’s build a world so crazy, even Herobrine would be like “WTF is going on here?!”

PI Tracker Minecraft Server

aita, Cheating, Divorce, ex wife, fraud, fraud documents, fraudulent divorce, hiring a PI, legal documents, Marriage, marriage fraud, marriage fraud investigation, marriage problems, Minecraft, missing wife, online divorce, PI investigation, private investigator, relationship issues, Server, step father, Tracker

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	7438
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Farms Harvested:	408	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22
New Chunks Explored:	281307	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Dimension Hops:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this player’s marriage story.

Imagine logging in to find out that your in-game spouse has been hiding a secret child this whole time! And to top it off, they used fraudulent divorce papers to trick you into thinking you were free. Talk about a plot twist!

But don’t worry, we promise our server is full of surprises that will keep you on your toes. Join now for a rollercoaster of emotions and a community that will never leave you bored. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

DishyHusbandCleanUp

aita, Angry, Answered, cleaning dishes, clearing dishes, Communication, Controlling, dinner party, DishyHusbandCleanUp, dumb, Etiquette, friend’s house, furious, Help, host’s house, Hosts, husband, LEAVING, Lowkey, Party, time to leave

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	1205
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Dimension Hops:	13	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where helping with the dishes can lead to marital drama and accusations of being controlling! Who knew clearing the table could cause such chaos? But don’t worry, on our server, you can leave all that real-life drama behind and focus on building epic structures and battling mobs. Plus, you never know what outrageous situations you’ll find yourself in next. So come join us for a wild ride of adventure and unexpected twists!

BlockCrafted: The Addiction Mine

addiction, bad habits, BlockCrafted, consequences, dangerous habits, destructive behaviors, detrimental actions, detrimental effects, gradual decline, Habit, harmful practices, Life, long-term effects, negative impact, ruin, seemingly harmless, self-destructive patterns, self-sabotage, slow destruction, Time, toxic behaviors, unhealthy choices

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	1298
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Star Shards Collected:	213	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot lasers from their eyes! That’s right, forget about boring old creepers and zombies, we’ve got mutant chickens on the loose and they’re ready to take you down!

But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that the dungeon is guarded by a group of ninja pandas who will challenge you to a dance-off before letting you claim your loot.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the insanity for yourself. Just be warned, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back. But hey, who needs a normal life when you can have mutant chickens and ninja pandas, right?

TrumpAbandonsAlliesEU

abandonment, Allies, cooperation, Crisis, Diplomacy, emergency talks, European leaders, european union, fear, foreign policy, global leadership, international relations, nato, Politics, solidarity, summit, transatlantic relations., trump, TrumpAbandonsAlliesEU, uncertainty, united states

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	7906
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Falling into the Void:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14

come join our minecraft server, where european leaders gather for emergency talks because they fear that trump has abandoned them!!! build alliances with world leaders and strategize against the evil trump empire!! we have epic battles, crazy alliances, and secret plots to take down the orange menace!! join now and be part of the resistance against the tyrannical trump regime!! #resist #minecraftrevolution

Jampdoosta server server minecraft

command, gift, JAMP, Jampdoosta, Minecraft, Nova, Server, wipe

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	9272
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Emeralds Found:	528	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Falling into the Void:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Love Letters Sent:	15
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Soon wipe with nova command for a gift /JAMP

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Lords of Soot

Lords, Modded, Soot

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	5745
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Runes Activated:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	215
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

Lords Of Soot Minecraft Server Overview:

Server Version	1.16.5
Modpack	Download Here
Server IP	mc.lordsofsoot.tesseracthosting.com:23001
Dynamic Map	View Here
Discord	Join Here

FAQ – Lords Of Soot Minecraft Server

Question	Answer
What is the main framework of Lords Of Soot server?	Lords Of Soot’s main framework is light geopolitical roleplay, based on a Nations/Semi-Anarchy framework.
What mods are included in the custom modpack?	The modpack includes Create, Immersive Engineering, Mekanism, Agricraft, Farmer’s Delight, Immersive Vehicles, Railroading, AE2, Xnet, and more.
How long has Lords Of Soot server been running?	The server has a history spanning nearly five years.
What can players expect on the current map of Lords Of Soot?	Players can expect a variety of player-created cities, infrastructure, and industry on the current map.

Whispering Woods 1.21

whispering, Woods

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	4981
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zombie Dances:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a virtual paradise for your mouth! Forget about pussy, this server will make your taste buds explode with flavor!

We’ve got food that will make you question why you ever ate in real life. From diamond-encrusted steak to golden apple pie, your mouth will thank you for joining this server.

And don’t even get me started on the drinks! We’ve got potions that will make you feel like you’re floating on clouds while sipping on a rainbow.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience a whole new world of deliciousness in Minecraft! Your taste buds will never be the same again!

FriendshipCraft

concert cancellation, concert cancellation consequences, concert cancellation etiquette, concert disappointment, concert plans, concert sickness, contagious illness, disappointed friend, friend cancellation, friend communication, friend communication breakdown, friend conflict, friend disappointment, friend expectations, friend reaction, friend understanding, FriendshipCraft, last minute cancellation, last minute illness, sick child, stomach bug

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	6368
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Potions Brewed:	154
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Secret Passages Found:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
New Chunks Explored:	363710	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable as a stomach bug? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of unexpected twists and turns, just like when you least expect your kid to start puking before a concert!

Our server is so contagious with fun, your friends will be lining up to join in on the madness. Who needs a concert when you can experience the thrill of uncertainty every time you log on? Plus, you never know when you might get sick right on time for a virtual event – talk about immersive gameplay!

So come join us for a rollercoaster of chaos and laughter. Who needs plans when you have a Minecraft server this wild? Just make sure to bring your own virtual hand sanitizer – things can get messy in the best way possible!

FictionalFrenzy Minecraft SMP

#revelation, Alternate Universe, confusion, disbelief, existential crisis, FANTASY, favorite book, fictional character, FictionalFrenzy, identity crisis, introspection, mind blown, Minecraft, parallel universe, personal revelations, proof, Self Discovery, shock, smp, stranger, surreal encounter

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	2923
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Animals Bred:	12	Love Letters Sent:	16
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1

OMG GUYS, you won’t believe this but on this Minecraft SMP, there are actual strangers from other universes coming to talk to you! Like, what even is that?! They’re like, “Hey, you’re actually a character from my favorite book in my universe.” And then they start spilling all this personal stuff about your life that only you would know! It’s like, mind-blowing, right?! So if you wanna experience some next-level craziness and have your mind blown, you gotta join this SMP ASAP! Who knows what other insane things will happen?! Just imagine the possibilities, it’s gonna be lit AF! So come join us and let’s get weird together, it’s gonna be a wild ride, I promise you that! Let’s goooooo! 🤪🚀 #MinecraftMadness

BlockyJobz

BlockyJobz, frivolous profession, futile work, idle occupation, inconsequential job, irrelevant occupation, meaningless job, no benefit, nonessential role, pointless job, purposeless job, redundant position, society, superfluous career, unhelpful role, unnecessary work, unproductive career, unproductive profession, useless profession, valueless profession, Waste of time

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	8139
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Dragon Eggs Found:	5087
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Are you tired of boring old servers where you have to actually work for your resources? Look no further, because on our server, the most useless profession is actually the most OP! That’s right, become a professional potato farmer and watch as your spuds magically turn into diamonds! Who needs doctors or teachers when you’ve got a field full of potatoes that can cure any ailment and teach you everything you need to know? Join now and start living the potato-powered dream!

TrumpTariffTakedown

Canada, conservative party, Diplomacy, Economy, export, forceful, Government, Import, international relations, leader, negotiations, North America, policy, Politics, protectionism, response, RETALIATION, Tariffs, Trade, trump, TrumpTariffTakedown

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	5511
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Mines Excavated:	1342
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

so, like, if u wanna have a blast in minecraft, u gotta join this server! it’s like, the craziest place ever, man. we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the moonwalk. not to mention, our diamond mines are filled with chocolate instead of diamonds.

oh, and get this – our server is actually run by a secret society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world. but don’t worry, they’re pretty chill and just want everyone to have a good time.

plus, our server is home to the most epic battles between players riding giant chickens and fighting off zombie hordes with nothing but a carrot. it’s like, total chaos but in the best way possible.

so, if u wanna escape reality and dive into a world of pure madness, join our server now! you won’t regret it, dude. just watch out for those sneaky llamas…they’re always up to something.

Bloom on Battlefield 1.20

Adversity, battlefield, Bloom, Conflict, Connection, emotions, growth, Heartache, Hope, long-distance relationship, love, loyalty, Passion, perseverance, relationships, resilience, romance, Struggle, Trust, War

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	1854
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Alien Abductions:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Lol, bro, on this Minecraft server, love blooms everywhere, even in the middle of a PvP battle! Join us for a wild ride of romance and chaos as you fight for your crush’s heart while dodging creepers and skeletons.

We’ve got custom plugins that will make your heart race faster than when you see a diamond ore block.

Don’t miss out on the chance to find your Minecraft soulmate while also building epic structures and surviving in a world that’s crazier than your ex-girlfriend.

So come on, join us and see if love can truly bloom on a battlefield. Just watch out for those pesky Endermen, they might steal your crush when you’re not looking!

HangryCraft Minecraft Server

Chores, Communication, confusion, Dinner, Expectations, family, food stamps, forewarning, Gaslighting, Gratitude, HangryCraft, Hungry, meal planning, Meals, Minecraft, parents, RESPONSIBILITY, Schedule, Server, text message, ungrateful, Waste

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	1291
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Mines Excavated:	1907	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Gods Slained:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you’ll never go hungry like this poor soul living with their parents! On our server, we have a special feature where your in-game parents will always make sure you have a feast waiting for you every time you log on. No more worrying about fending for yourself or being left out of family meals – we’ve got your back!

Join our server and experience the joy of never having to worry about food again. Our in-game parents will always make sure you’re well-fed and taken care of, just like a real family should. Say goodbye to hunger and confusion, and hello to a world where you’re always the top priority.

So come on over and join us on our Minecraft server, where the food is plentiful and the love is endless. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a creeper, in which case, watch out for explosions!

DadCraft Guest Room

Boundaries, child’s best interest, co parenting, Communication, DadCraft, dog-friendly, family dynamics, former friends with benefits, friendship, guest, guest accommodations, guest room, job opportunity, long distance, love for child, parenting, room, solid friendship, support network, support system, unconventional co-parenting, unconventional relationship, Understanding

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	2886
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Farms Harvested:	600	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	24	Magic Items Found:	3553

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring storylines? Well, look no further! Join our server where a 38-year-old mom and her former friends with benefits, now co-parent, are navigating the wild world of raising a child together in Minecraft!

Experience the thrill of converting virtual offices into guest rooms for your co-parent, just like our fearless mom on the server! Watch as she tackles the challenges of maintaining a solid friendship while co-parenting in a virtual world.

But beware, the moms and grandmas on the server may try to convince you that you’re “playing house” with your co-parent. Ignore their antics and focus on building the ultimate virtual family with your co-parent and child!

Join now for a unique and hilarious Minecraft experience that will have you laughing and scratching your head at the same time. Who knew co-parenting could be so entertaining in the world of Minecraft?

Players:	95/300	Votes:	4181
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Alien Abductions:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	360
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Crops Grown:	7907	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5