Are you tired of dealing with childish, toxic, solipsistic, narcissistic fucksticks in real life? Well, do I have the perfect escape for you – our Minecraft server! Join us and leave the tattooed WHORES and warehouse drama behind.

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So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and escape to a world where the only drama is deciding what color to make your pixelated house!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players: 108/500 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 59
Legendary Heroes Trained: 3 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
Crystal Wands Charged: 19 Soul Contracts Signed: 3
Emeralds Found: 5501 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6 Epic Weapons Forged: 10

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY