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Updated October 5, 2024

Players: 107/900 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Dark Rituals Completed: 2
Dragon Eggs Found: 8895 Teleportation Mishaps: 1
Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
Magic Items Found: 2045 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10
Epic Mounts Acquired: 2 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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