Are you tired of dealing with childish, toxic, solipsistic, narcissistic fucksticks in real life? Well, do I have the perfect escape for you – our Minecraft server! Join us and leave the tattooed WHORES and warehouse drama behind.

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So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and escape to a world where the only drama is deciding what color to make your pixelated house!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players: 108/900 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard: 6 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 20
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Living Shadows Defeated: 3
Royal Decrees Issued: 4 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY