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Updated October 12, 2024

Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Royal Decrees Issued: 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Arcane Towers Raised: 1
Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4
Cursed Lands Purified: 8 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Endless Legions Commanded: 29

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY