Are you tired of dealing with childish, toxic, solipsistic, narcissistic fucksticks in real life? Well, do I have the perfect escape for you – our Minecraft server! Join us and leave the tattooed WHORES and warehouse drama behind.

With two degrees and office experience, you deserve a break from the madness. Come build your dream world with us and leave the real world nonsense at the door. Plus, we have a special fortune telling feature that will have you saying “キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!”.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and escape to a world where the only drama is deciding what color to make your pixelated house!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players: 109/300 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned: 1 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Immortal Potions Brewed: 11
Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Dimension Hops: 2
Invisible Walls Found: 1 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5
Rainbows Spotted: 4 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY