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So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and escape to a world where the only drama is deciding what color to make your pixelated house!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players: 100/500 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held: 15 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 24 Epic Mounts Acquired: 3
Meteorite Armor Created: 20 Eerie Music Discs Played: 3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY