Are you tired of dealing with childish, toxic, solipsistic, narcissistic fucksticks in real life? Well, do I have the perfect escape for you – our Minecraft server! Join us and leave the tattooed WHORES and warehouse drama behind.

With two degrees and office experience, you deserve a break from the madness. Come build your dream world with us and leave the real world nonsense at the door. Plus, we have a special fortune telling feature that will have you saying “キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!”.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and escape to a world where the only drama is deciding what color to make your pixelated house!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players: 108/300 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Shadow Figures Spotted: 2
Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7 Mysterious Portals Opened: 18
Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6
Glorious Feasts Held: 14 Cursed Amulets Found: 1
Legendary Items Repaired: 5 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 8

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY