Are you tired of dealing with childish, toxic, solipsistic, narcissistic fucksticks in real life? Well, do I have the perfect escape for you – our Minecraft server! Join us and leave the tattooed WHORES and warehouse drama behind.

With two degrees and office experience, you deserve a break from the madness. Come build your dream world with us and leave the real world nonsense at the door. Plus, we have a special fortune telling feature that will have you saying “キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!”.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and escape to a world where the only drama is deciding what color to make your pixelated house!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players: 91/600 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected: 63 Haunted Forests Traversed: 4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 70 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7 Zombie Dances: 4
Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Farms Harvested: 236
Demon Skulls Collected: 35 Mysterious Portals Opened: 13

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY