Childish Toxic Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of dealing with childish, toxic, solipsistic, narcissistic fucksticks in real life? Well, do I have the perfect escape for you – our Minecraft server! Join us and leave the tattooed WHORES and warehouse drama behind.

With two degrees and office experience, you deserve a break from the madness. Come build your dream world with us and leave the real world nonsense at the door. Plus, we have a special fortune telling feature that will have you saying “ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!”.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and escape to a world where the only drama is deciding what color to make your pixelated house!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Villages Defended:	13	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	11

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

CraftyWars: Israeli vs Iran

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Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a world where Israeli leaders are battling a massive Iranian assault… in Minecraft! That’s right, folks, join our server and witness the epic showdown between these two nations, all in blocky, pixelated glory.

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you get to witness this intense battle, but you can also join in on the action! Choose your side and fight for victory in the most epic war Minecraft has ever seen. Will you defend Israel from the Iranian invaders, or will you join forces with Iran to crush your enemies? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: we have custom weapons and armor that will make you feel like a true warrior on the battlefield. From diamond swords to enchanted bows, you’ll have everything you need to dominate your foes and emerge victorious.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the thrill of war in Minecraft like never before. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Void Armor Forged:	15

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

PixelPreggoCraft – Obesity Risk-Free!

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so, like, if you wanna join dis server, you gonna have a blast, bro. like, we got all da crazy stuff happenin’, like perinatal chemical exposures and the epigenome, whatever that means. but, like, who cares about predictin’ childhood obesity when you can be buildin’ epic stuff in Minecraft, amirite?

join dis server for a wild ride, where the only clinical risk factors you gotta worry about is runnin’ outta diamonds or gettin’ attacked by a creeper. we got crazy stories like how one player built a giant rollercoaster that goes through a volcano, or how another player tamed a whole army of wolves to protect their base.

so, if you wanna have a good time and forget about all that scientific mumbo jumbo, come join us on the most epic Minecraft server ever. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Dragon Eggs Found:	649
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Sanctuary | Meitenes Creative Server! Minecraft server

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Welcome to the unique creative world of Sanctuary! ✨

Here you will find two fascinating worlds: a world with rafts for your architectural masterpieces, as well as an open world for creativity among breathtaking landscape.

Also, don’t miss the opportunity to follow streams and new videos our dedicated administrator meitene, who will not only raise Your mood and inspiration will be taken to a new level, but it will also show the most exciting moments in our gaming world.

Create your own unique buildings, embody fabulous landscapes and realize your fantastic ideas on fun events from meitene!

Join the Sanctuary community and realize your the best creative ideas in our Minecraft world! ✨

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	49	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Star Shards Collected:	107
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Super Smash Bros. Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all they do is take your money and run off to work on other games? Well, fear not, because our server is run by the infamous rugpull edishFizzi! That’s right, he took your money and now he’s spending his time setting up Netplay for Melee/P+, 64/Smash Remix, and even a latency mod that will blow your mind!

Join us for quickplay-enabled madness, where the only thing more outrageous than our server is the stories we make up to explain why you should join. Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a wild ride! So come on in and see what all the fuss is about, because on our server, anything goes (except for your money, of course).

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	1896	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Funny or Annoying Minecraft SMP

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying rainbow unicorns. It was chaos, but oh so magical!

Or how about the time we held a massive PvP tournament where the winner got a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Let’s just say things got heated (literally, because someone may have set the arena on fire).

And don’t even get me started on our annual “Build Battle Royale” where players have to construct elaborate structures while dodging flaming arrows and TNT cannons. It’s a blast, quite literally!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not afraid to push the boundaries of what’s possible in the game (and maybe break a few blocks along the way), then come join us! Just click the link above and prepare for a wild ride. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun!).

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Crops Grown:	4745
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Chimeras Created:	4	New Chunks Explored:	662532

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

NoDadKissesMCServer

Apology, Boundaries, Communication, cultural norms, emotional response, family, family conflict, family dynamics, father daughter relationship, father-daughter bond, forgiveness, generational differences, misunderstanding, NoDadKissesMCServer, overreaction, personal space, physical affection, reconciliation, Respect

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama reaches new heights! Join us for a wild ride of unexpected reactions and over-the-top apologies.

Picture this: you’re peacefully feeding your nephew in-game when suddenly, your virtual dad startles you with a peck on the cheek. But wait, there’s more – he takes your reaction as a personal rejection and gives you the cold shoulder in the game! Can you navigate through the virtual awkwardness and mend fences with your pixelated dad?

But fear not, we have a solution for every virtual family feud. Try out our “Tom Brady Kiss Apology” plugin, where you can humorously diffuse tense situations by referencing famous athletes. Will your dad appreciate the joke, or will he storm off in a virtual huff?

Join us on this Minecraft server for a rollercoaster of emotions, hilarious misunderstandings, and heartwarming resolutions. Who knew family dynamics could be so entertaining in the world of blocks and pixels?

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

BlockyBlabbermouths

Assertiveness, BlockyBlabbermouths, Communication Issues, Conflict Resolution, dealing with freeloaders, disrespectful behavior., enabling behavior, family drama, family dynamics, financial boundaries, household expenses, household responsibilities, in-law relationships, phone bill disputes, setting boundaries, sibling conflict, sibling loyalty., standing up for spouse, support for spouse, toxic family dynamics

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than your in-laws? Look no further! Join our server where the only yelling you’ll hear is from excited players battling it out in epic PvP matches!

Tired of freeloaders eating all your food and using up all your resources? On our server, everyone pulls their weight (or pixelated block) and contributes to the community. No more moochers here!

And if you ever need to escape from family drama, our server is the perfect place to unwind and build your own virtual paradise. Say goodbye to real-life stress and hello to a world where the only drama is deciding which block to place next!

So come join us and leave the real-life drama behind. Our server is the perfect escape for anyone looking for a fun and lighthearted Minecraft experience. See you in the game!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

GutWalkinAway – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of mining diamonds alone in the dark? Do you want to join a Minecraft SMP where the drama is juicier than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Picture this: You’re building a cozy little house when suddenly a group of players start a prank war that escalates to epic proportions. TNT cannons, lava traps, and even a herd of angry pigs unleashed in your base – anything goes on our server!

And let’s not forget about the love triangles that form between players, leading to heartbreak and betrayal. One player even built a giant statue of their crush out of diamonds, only to have it blown up by a jealous rival. Drama llama, anyone?

So if you’re ready to trust your gut and walk away from boring Minecraft servers, come join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows, you might just find your new favorite SMP!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Emeralds Found:	3737	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

2015vs2025

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Remember back in 2015 when you could only dream of riding a llama through a rainbow-filled sky while battling evil zombie pigmen with a diamond sword? Well, guess what? In our Minecraft server, that dream is now a reality in 2025! Join us for the most epic adventures you could ever imagine, from building towering castles to diving into underwater temples guarded by mermaid creepers. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this wild and wacky world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers). So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runes Activated:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

CraftyAzerOppMCServ

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hey u! ya u! r u bored of ur lame minecraft server? well come join our EPIC server where u can build ur own castle and ride unicorns into battle! we got dragons, flying pigs, and even a secret underground disco party!

one time, a player tried to steal diamonds from another player’s chest, but little did they know the chest was booby trapped with TNT! it was a blast, literally!

join now and become the ultimate minecraft warrior! trust us, u won’t regret it! unless u don’t like fun, then maybe u will regret it. but who doesn’t like fun? lol!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Love Letters Sent:	10	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Zombie Dances:	10	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

CraftyBibi’sBoomTime

Assassination, Conflict, controversy, CraftyBibisBoomTime, Diplomacy, elections, Government, hezbollah, international relations, Israel, leadership, MIDDLE EAST, Nasrallah, Netanyahu, Politics, Polls, popularity surge, prime minister, public opinion, SECURITY, Support

are you tired of boring old minecraft servers? come join our server where we have the craziest events like a dance party with creepers and a pig riding competition!

we have the best community where everyone is a meme lord and we all speak in only minecraft villager noises.

rumor has it that if you join our server, you will become a minecraft pro overnight and notch himself will appear to give you a high five.

plus, our server is so lit that even Netanyahu’s popularity surged in the polls after Nasrallah’s assassination. join now before herobrine steals all the diamonds!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Zero Infinity Craft

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join dis minecraft server if u want ur brain to explode with fun and craziness. we got pigs that can fly and chickens that lay diamonds. our creepers are trained to do the macarena before they explode. u can ride on a llama that shoots fireballs out of its butt. every time u mine a block, a unicorn poops out a rainbow. our ender dragon is actually a friendly giant kitten that just wants belly rubs. trust me, every number is closer to zero than to infinity on this server. u don’t want to miss out on this epic adventure!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Ores Mined:	9547
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Air Block Brainiacs

Air, air contaminants, air pollution, air quality, BLOCK, brain development, brain health, Brainiacs, childhood exposure, children’s health, cognitive function, cognitive impairment, developmental delays, environmental hazards, environmental toxins, long-term effects, mental health, neurodevelopmental disorders, neurological effects, Neurotoxicity, pollution exposure, public health, respiratory system

so, like, u know how u breathe in air every day? well, turns out that air is full of brain-damaging stuff that can mess with ur head. but fear not, my fellow gamers, cuz on our epic minecraft server, u can escape the pollution of the real world and dive into a world where the only thing in the air is the sweet smell of victory!

join us on this server where u can build ur own brainy paradise and never have to worry about those pesky pollutants again. plus, rumor has it that the more u play, the smarter u get! so why wait? come join us and let’s get those brain juices flowing!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	79	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Falling into the Void:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Enlightened Minecraft Server

acceptance, bald, Breakup, Buddhism, Clarity, crow, Depressed, dream, Emotional healing, Enlightened, enlightenment, ex girlfriend, insomnia, letting go, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, personal growth, self-care, Server, sunset, Theme Park, Therapy

Are you tired of therapy fees and talking about your feelings? Join our Minecraft server and reach enlightenment like never before! Our server is so magical, it cured a 25-year-old’s depression and baldness in just one dream! Imagine walking around a theme park, talking openly with your ex, only to have a crow fall into your lap and make everything better. Say goodbye to your ex and hello to inner peace, all thanks to our mystical Minecraft server. Who needs therapy when you have crows and sunsets in the virtual world? Join now and start your journey to enlightenment!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Towns Built:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Anime Queen Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot guarded by a giant pink fluffy unicorn! And rumor has it, if you defeat the unicorn in a dance-off, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical talking potato!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary anime warrior, Lady LavaLash, who can defeat any mob with just a flick of her wrist! Rumor has it she once took down a horde of creepers using only a carrot and a rubber chicken!

So if you want to test your skills against the craziest challenges and meet the most outrageous characters, then join our Minecraft SMP today! Who knows, you might even become the next meme sensation of the server!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
New Chunks Explored:	368883	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Crystal Wands Charged:	14

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!