Childish Toxic Minecraft Server

5 year olds, 50 year old bodies, age groups, childish, clerical experience, Degrees, fortune, fucksticks, Minecraft, my fortune, Narcissistic, office experience, Server, six years, solipsistic, tattooed whores, TOXIC, two degrees, UNBELIEVABLE, University, warehouse, warehouse settings

Are you tired of dealing with childish, toxic, solipsistic, narcissistic fucksticks in real life? Well, do I have the perfect escape for you – our Minecraft server! Join us and leave the tattooed WHORES and warehouse drama behind.

With two degrees and office experience, you deserve a break from the madness. Come build your dream world with us and leave the real world nonsense at the door. Plus, we have a special fortune telling feature that will have you saying “ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!”.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and escape to a world where the only drama is deciding what color to make your pixelated house!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Emeralds Found:	3022	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

NoDadKissesMCServer

Apology, Boundaries, Communication, cultural norms, emotional response, family, family conflict, family dynamics, father daughter relationship, father-daughter bond, forgiveness, generational differences, misunderstanding, NoDadKissesMCServer, overreaction, personal space, physical affection, reconciliation, Respect

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama reaches new heights! Join us for a wild ride of unexpected reactions and over-the-top apologies.

Picture this: you’re peacefully feeding your nephew in-game when suddenly, your virtual dad startles you with a peck on the cheek. But wait, there’s more – he takes your reaction as a personal rejection and gives you the cold shoulder in the game! Can you navigate through the virtual awkwardness and mend fences with your pixelated dad?

But fear not, we have a solution for every virtual family feud. Try out our “Tom Brady Kiss Apology” plugin, where you can humorously diffuse tense situations by referencing famous athletes. Will your dad appreciate the joke, or will he storm off in a virtual huff?

Join us on this Minecraft server for a rollercoaster of emotions, hilarious misunderstandings, and heartwarming resolutions. Who knew family dynamics could be so entertaining in the world of blocks and pixels?

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	151	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

BlockyBlabbermouths

Assertiveness, BlockyBlabbermouths, Communication Issues, Conflict Resolution, dealing with freeloaders, disrespectful behavior., enabling behavior, family drama, family dynamics, financial boundaries, household expenses, household responsibilities, in-law relationships, phone bill disputes, setting boundaries, sibling conflict, sibling loyalty., standing up for spouse, support for spouse, toxic family dynamics

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than your in-laws? Look no further! Join our server where the only yelling you’ll hear is from excited players battling it out in epic PvP matches!

Tired of freeloaders eating all your food and using up all your resources? On our server, everyone pulls their weight (or pixelated block) and contributes to the community. No more moochers here!

And if you ever need to escape from family drama, our server is the perfect place to unwind and build your own virtual paradise. Say goodbye to real-life stress and hello to a world where the only drama is deciding which block to place next!

So come join us and leave the real-life drama behind. Our server is the perfect escape for anyone looking for a fun and lighthearted Minecraft experience. See you in the game!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

GutWalkinAway – Minecraft SMP

Breaking Point, Closure, decision, emotional intelligence, GutWalkinAway, healing, Instinct, intuition, letting go, Minecraft, moving on, relationship, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self love, self reflection, self-care, self-trust, smp, Trust, trust your gut, walk away

Are you tired of mining diamonds alone in the dark? Do you want to join a Minecraft SMP where the drama is juicier than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Picture this: You’re building a cozy little house when suddenly a group of players start a prank war that escalates to epic proportions. TNT cannons, lava traps, and even a herd of angry pigs unleashed in your base – anything goes on our server!

And let’s not forget about the love triangles that form between players, leading to heartbreak and betrayal. One player even built a giant statue of their crush out of diamonds, only to have it blown up by a jealous rival. Drama llama, anyone?

So if you’re ready to trust your gut and walk away from boring Minecraft servers, come join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows, you might just find your new favorite SMP!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Buildings Constructed:	17
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Endless Night Skies:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Zombie Dances:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

2015vs2025

2015, 2015vs2025, 2025, Advancements, changes, comparison, Evolution, experiences, Future, growth, Lifestyle, Memories, Nostalgia, past, possessions, progress, Reflection, Technology, time passing, trends

Remember back in 2015 when you could only dream of riding a llama through a rainbow-filled sky while battling evil zombie pigmen with a diamond sword? Well, guess what? In our Minecraft server, that dream is now a reality in 2025! Join us for the most epic adventures you could ever imagine, from building towering castles to diving into underwater temples guarded by mermaid creepers. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this wild and wacky world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers). So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

CraftyAzerOppMCServ

activism, Assassination, azerbaijan, brutal attack, Conflict, CraftyAzerOppMCServ, crime, Democracy, dies, Exile, Figure, France, HUMAN RIGHTS, international news, investigation, Justice, opposition, opposition movement, Politics, Tragedy, violence

hey u! ya u! r u bored of ur lame minecraft server? well come join our EPIC server where u can build ur own castle and ride unicorns into battle! we got dragons, flying pigs, and even a secret underground disco party!

one time, a player tried to steal diamonds from another player’s chest, but little did they know the chest was booby trapped with TNT! it was a blast, literally!

join now and become the ultimate minecraft warrior! trust us, u won’t regret it! unless u don’t like fun, then maybe u will regret it. but who doesn’t like fun? lol!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Void Gems Collected:	24	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

CraftyBibi’sBoomTime

Assassination, Conflict, controversy, CraftyBibisBoomTime, Diplomacy, elections, Government, hezbollah, international relations, Israel, leadership, MIDDLE EAST, Nasrallah, Netanyahu, Politics, Polls, popularity surge, prime minister, public opinion, SECURITY, Support

are you tired of boring old minecraft servers? come join our server where we have the craziest events like a dance party with creepers and a pig riding competition!

we have the best community where everyone is a meme lord and we all speak in only minecraft villager noises.

rumor has it that if you join our server, you will become a minecraft pro overnight and notch himself will appear to give you a high five.

plus, our server is so lit that even Netanyahu’s popularity surged in the polls after Nasrallah’s assassination. join now before herobrine steals all the diamonds!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Animals Bred:	195	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Zero Infinity Craft

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join dis minecraft server if u want ur brain to explode with fun and craziness. we got pigs that can fly and chickens that lay diamonds. our creepers are trained to do the macarena before they explode. u can ride on a llama that shoots fireballs out of its butt. every time u mine a block, a unicorn poops out a rainbow. our ender dragon is actually a friendly giant kitten that just wants belly rubs. trust me, every number is closer to zero than to infinity on this server. u don’t want to miss out on this epic adventure!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	117
Dimension Hops:	12	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Emeralds Found:	7110

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Air Block Brainiacs

Air, air contaminants, air pollution, air quality, BLOCK, brain development, brain health, Brainiacs, childhood exposure, children’s health, cognitive function, cognitive impairment, developmental delays, environmental hazards, environmental toxins, long-term effects, mental health, neurodevelopmental disorders, neurological effects, Neurotoxicity, pollution exposure, public health, respiratory system

so, like, u know how u breathe in air every day? well, turns out that air is full of brain-damaging stuff that can mess with ur head. but fear not, my fellow gamers, cuz on our epic minecraft server, u can escape the pollution of the real world and dive into a world where the only thing in the air is the sweet smell of victory!

join us on this server where u can build ur own brainy paradise and never have to worry about those pesky pollutants again. plus, rumor has it that the more u play, the smarter u get! so why wait? come join us and let’s get those brain juices flowing!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	170
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Void Gems Collected:	22
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Enlightened Minecraft Server

acceptance, bald, Breakup, Buddhism, Clarity, crow, Depressed, dream, Emotional healing, Enlightened, enlightenment, ex girlfriend, insomnia, letting go, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, personal growth, self-care, Server, sunset, Theme Park, Therapy

Are you tired of therapy fees and talking about your feelings? Join our Minecraft server and reach enlightenment like never before! Our server is so magical, it cured a 25-year-old’s depression and baldness in just one dream! Imagine walking around a theme park, talking openly with your ex, only to have a crow fall into your lap and make everything better. Say goodbye to your ex and hello to inner peace, all thanks to our mystical Minecraft server. Who needs therapy when you have crows and sunsets in the virtual world? Join now and start your journey to enlightenment!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	80	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Anime Queen Minecraft SMP

animated women, Anime, anime characters, anime heroines, Anime Series, Female Characters, female empowerment, Female fighters, female leads, female powerhouses, Female Protagonists, Female Role Models, female strength, female warriors, fictional characters, fictional women, Minecraft, powerful women, Queen, smp, strong females, strongest female

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot guarded by a giant pink fluffy unicorn! And rumor has it, if you defeat the unicorn in a dance-off, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical talking potato!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary anime warrior, Lady LavaLash, who can defeat any mob with just a flick of her wrist! Rumor has it she once took down a horde of creepers using only a carrot and a rubber chicken!

So if you want to test your skills against the craziest challenges and meet the most outrageous characters, then join our Minecraft SMP today! Who knows, you might even become the next meme sensation of the server!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Buildings Constructed:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

FormDenial Minecraft Server

clipboard, denying, Duplicates, form, FormDenial, ID number, last four digits, library, Minecraft, name and address, outreach group, Personal Info, personal information, reasonable stance, registration, scam, Server, studying, suspicious, UNCOMFORTABLE, update, voter registration form, weird

Are you tired of strangers approaching you in libraries and asking for your personal information? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is a safe haven from creepy clipboard-wielding individuals!

Join our server and never worry about being pressured into filling out sketchy forms again. Our community is full of players who respect your privacy and won’t ask for your ID number or last four digits (unless it’s for a totally legit in-game quest, of course).

Avoid scams and weird encounters by immersing yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is whether you have enough diamonds to build that epic castle. So come join us and leave the shady clipboard people behind – they have no power here!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Mines Excavated:	3501	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

WifeAFKNoHardWork

childcare, communication problems, division of labor, emotional labor, family dynamics, Gender Roles, hard chores, household responsibilities, marriage issues, parenting challenges, prioritizing tasks, relationship conflicts, Resentment, self-care, sharing responsibilities, Time management, weekend chores, WifeAFKNoHardWork, work-life balance, working parents, Yardwork

Looking for a Minecraft server that will give you the thrill of a lifetime? Look no further! Join our server and experience the ultimate challenge of trying to fold a fitted sheet while dodging creepers and zombies!

Just like this husband who is tired of doing all the yardwork while his wife takes random days off, you’ll find yourself in a similar situation on our server. Except instead of mowing the lawn, you’ll be fighting off mobs and collecting resources to survive.

And just like this wife who refuses to do the hard chores, you’ll have to face the toughest challenges on our server. Can you handle the pressure of building epic structures and battling other players while still finding time to relax and watch football? Join now and find out!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

GovtCoverUpMinecraftSMP

#classified information, Conspiracy, Corruption, cover-up exposed, Deception, government cover-up, government deception, government lies, government manipulation, government transparency, GovtCoverUpMinecraftSMP, hidden agenda., Hidden Truth, investigative journalism, national security, political cover-up, political secrets, scandal, suppressed information, truth revealed, Whistleblower

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the government is always up to some shady business! Join us for a chance to uncover top-secret government conspiracies that they don’t want you to know about.

Rumor has it that the government almost got away with covering up the fact that they’ve been using Minecraft to secretly train their elite ninja army. Yes, you heard that right – ninja army! Join our SMP and help us expose the truth before it’s too late.

But that’s not all – we’ve also heard whispers of a secret underground bunker hidden somewhere in the world, filled with rare loot and treasures beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be the one to find it and claim the riches for yourself?

So if you’re ready to dive headfirst into a world of mystery, intrigue, and ninja warfare, then join our Minecraft SMP today. Who knows what secrets you’ll uncover and what adventures await you in this crazy, government-controlled world!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

CraftyFamilyFun

anger management, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, CraftyFamilyFun, Cultural differences, emotional baggage, Empathy, family conflict, financial issues, generational differences, healthy relationships, lack of boundaries, Parenting styles, Respect, sibling rivalry, stress, Therapy, Trust, Understanding, unresolved issues

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Look no further! Our server is like a dysfunctional family, but with creepers and diamonds instead of siblings and chores. Join us for epic battles over who gets the last enchanted sword, heated debates on the best way to build a castle, and wild adventures that will make your real family seem boring in comparison. So if you’re ready to spice up your Minecraft experience and have a laugh along the way, come join us! Who needs family therapy when you have our server to escape to?

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Chimeras Created:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Villages Defended:	14
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

RevolutionCraft Minecraft Server

armed conflict, Assassination, Attack, Conflict, extremist, gunmen, iran, Iranian Revolution, kill, local chief, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Paramilitary, political violence, revolutionary guard, RevolutionCraft, SECURITY, Server, Terrorism, Unrest, violence, violence in Iran

LOL THIS SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN THE GUNMEN IN IRAN WANNA JOIN! COME ON OVER AND SURVIVE WITH US, WE GOT CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES AND ALL THAT GOOD STUFF. PLUS, OUR LOCAL CHIEF OF THE REVOLUTIONARY GUARD IS A PRO AT PVP, SO YOU KNOW IT’S GONNA BE WILD. JOIN US NOW FOR SOME EPIC MINECRAFT MADNESS!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	29	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Buildings Constructed:	37
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.