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We accept players worldwide! We offer a friendly and fun community! Including fun voice channels!
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| Players: | 110/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 10 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 3 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 2 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 4 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
| Players: | 98/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Rune Stones Activated: | 9 | Evil Twin Fights: | 5 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!
| Players: | 108/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 15 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.
| Players: | 109/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 2 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Need a break from the usual mining and crafting? How about a round of “Plan C: The Revenge of the Killer Chickens” where you have to outsmart a horde of evil chickens hellbent on taking over the server!
But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle against an army of zombie villagers? Look no further, because on our server, anything is possible!
So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server out there. Just remember, when all else fails, don’t resort to Plan M(urder) right away!
| Players: | 93/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 401480 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 |
Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.
Our server is so crazy that even Herobrine himself can’t keep up! We have a secret underground disco where you can dance with skeletons, a skydiving competition with Endermen, and a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT (don’t worry, it’s totally safe… probably).
But that’s not all! We also have a secret treasure hunt where the prize is a diamond-encrusted potato, a llama beauty pageant judged by llamas themselves, and a PvP arena where the winner gets to ride a dragon for a day.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most insane adventure of your life! But be warned, once you enter our server, there’s no going back… literally, we disabled the /spawn command. Good luck!
| Players: | 110/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Meteorites Collected: | 4 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Quote of Life, a magical phrase that will grant you unimaginable powers and wisdom. Rumor has it that whoever finds this quote will become the ruler of the entire server, with the ability to bend reality to their will. So come join us and embark on the craziest, most life-changing journey of your Minecraft career!
| Players: | 101/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Evil Twin Fights: | 3 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
| Players: | 97/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 3545 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 22 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
| Players: | 95/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 2948 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 | Love Letters Sent: | 9 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
| Players: | 106/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 36 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 13 | Magic Crystals Found: | 16 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.
Once upon a time, a group of mischievous llamas took over the server and started throwing parties every night. They had disco balls made of diamonds and a DJ booth made of emeralds. The players couldn’t resist joining in on the fun, dancing the night away with their llama friends.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground city where villagers throw the craziest raves you’ve ever seen. The music is so loud, it can be heard all the way to the Nether!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you meet our resident Ender Dragon, who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. His jokes may be a little cheesy, but they’re guaranteed to make you laugh.
So come join us on our Minecraft server for a truly unforgettable experience. Who knows what kind of insanity awaits you?
| Players: | 100/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.
Our Season 5, Oblivion, is filled with wacky adventures and crazy events. From Mirror Dungeons to Refraction Railway Lines, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t even get us started on the upcoming extractions – you won’t believe the shenanigans that are about to go down!
But wait, there’s more! We have a target extraction for Faust with ID & E.G.O – who knows what kind of craziness will ensue when we go after them! And if you’re worried about spoilers from our previous games, Lobotomy Corporation and Library of Ruina, don’t be – we thrive on chaos and unexpected twists!
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Download the game on the AppStore, Google Play, or Steam and get ready for a wild ride. And don’t forget to check out our official Twitter, YouTube, and site for even more laughs and chaos!
But remember, the tutorial is important – because in our world, anything can happen. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig, and get ready to dive into the insanity of our Minecraft SMP like never before!
| Players: | 96/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 3532 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 37 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 5 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.
Join us for outrageous adventures like asking the villagers to make you coffee while you relax and watch them work. Who needs to mine for diamonds when you can just sit back and enjoy a hot cup of joe? And don’t worry, we won’t judge you for being annoyed when they take too long to drink it – we’ve all been there!
So come on down to our server and experience the ultimate in absurdity and hilarity. Who needs normal gameplay when you can have a laugh riot with us? Join now and let the wackiness begin!
| Players: | 109/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 405 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.
| Players: | 104/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 10 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 73 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.
| Players: | 95/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Secret Passages Found: | 7 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
Our server is so rich, even the creepers wear designer armor and the villagers drive diamond-encrusted minecarts. Join us and experience the high life in a virtual world where the currency is blocks and the possibilities are endless. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live like a Minecraft millionaire – join our server today!
| Players: | 107/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.
