Are you tired of all those fake gamer girls claiming to be hardcore 4chan users? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we only accept players who can recite the entire Bee Movie script backwards while doing a handstand. That’s right, we’re all about authenticity here. Join us if you want to prove once and for all that you’re not just another poser pretending to be a 4chan queen. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know what kind of crazy shenanigans you might get into. So come on, join us and show the world that you’re the real deal.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 102/200 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4
Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Curse of Binding Applied: 2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • TimeTravelerSMP

    TimeTravelerSMP
    If you could time travel for one day, would you go back to the time when creepers were just cute little green blobs who wanted to be your friend? Or maybe you’d go forward to a time where pigs rule the world and demand sacrifices of bacon every morning? Join our Minecraft SMP and you can time travel to all these wacky scenarios and more! Who needs a DeLorean when you have a diamond pickaxe and a portal to the Nether? Come join us for some timey-wimey shenanigans and let’s make history… or mess it up completely!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 2 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 15
    Dimension Hops: 4 Forbidden Tomes Read: 3
    Void Gems Collected: 18 Epic Shields Constructed: 28
    Legendary Items Repaired: 7 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • DreamCrafters

    DreamCrafters
    Have you ever dreamt of riding a pink llama through a rainbow-filled sky while battling evil zombie chickens with diamond swords? Well, on our Minecraft server, that dream can become a reality! Join us for the wackiest adventures, the craziest builds, and the most epic battles you’ve ever seen in the blocky world. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to wake up from this dream come true!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 2 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 9 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Dragons Tamed: 2
    Endless Legions Commanded: 15 Infinite Doors Opened: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • TechRace Minecraft Server

    TechRace Minecraft Server
    LOL join dis minecraft server if u wanna uncover da secrets of da international ‘race science’ network! we got US tech bosses secretly fundin’ dis shiz, makin’ it all shady and stuff. u can be a detective and solve da mystery while buildin’ epic structures and trollin’ ur friends. plus, we got unicorns and flying pigs in dis server, so u know it’s gonna be a wild ride. come join us and be part of da craziest adventure in da Minecraft world!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 14
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Invisible Pathways Walked: 5

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • CommieCraft: Red Army Edition

    CommieCraft: Red Army Edition
    join our epic minecraft server where we have north korean troops teaming up with russian army to dominate the virtual world! watch as pyongyang fully enters the war against other players, building massive bases and launching crazy attacks. come join the chaos and see if you can survive the ultimate battle for supremacy! plus, we have free diamond armor for all new players because why not? come join the fun and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 8 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6
    Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 1360
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Wyrmholes Dug: 8
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Soul Swords Wielded: 6
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • Dolphin Breath Blowholes Server

    Dolphin Breath Blowholes Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where dolphins blow microplastic fibers out their blowholes like confetti at a party. it’s a wild ride of underwater adventures and plastic pollution! dive deep into the ocean and discover hidden treasures like plastic bags and straws. build a plastic empire and rule over the sea creatures with your plastic scepter. join now for a chance to be crowned the plastic king of the ocean! dolphins are waiting to welcome you with their plastic-infused breath. come on, what are you waiting for? dive in and make a splash on our server!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Star Shards Collected: 177
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 18 Infinity Stones Found: 4
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Phantom Rings Equipped: 22
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 11

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Infinite Cobblemon

    Infinite Cobblemon

    Dive into the pixelated world of Infinite Cobblemon, where the thrill of exploration meets the endless possibilities of automation! This unique modpack blends the beloved Cobblemon mod with an array of powerful tools and features, setting the stage for an unforgettable adventure.

    Key Features:

    Catch ‘Em All with Cobblemon: Discover and capture a variety of adorable Cobblemon as you traverse diverse biomes. Each creature has unique abilities and can be trained to battle against wild Cobblemon and other trainers!

    Engineering Marvels with Create Mod: Build intricate machines and automated farms to streamline your resource gathering. Create mesmerizing contraptions, from conveyor belts to elaborate mechanical systems, all while enhancing your Cobblemon journey.

    Efficient Storage with Applied Energistics: Tired of cluttered inventories? Utilize the powerful AE system to manage your items and resources. Craft your own storage network to keep your Cobblemon supplies organized and accessible at all times.

    Epic Adventures with Dungeons & Structures: Explore a plethora of dungeons and structures scattered throughout the world. Each location is filled with challenges, treasure, and rare Cobblemon waiting to be discovered. Gear up and prepare for epic battles against mobs and bosses!

    Versatile Exploration with Sophisticated Backpacks: Never run out of space while exploring! Equip yourself with sophisticated backpacks that not only expand your inventory but also offer various crafting capabilities. Customize your backpack to suit your adventure style.

    Join the Adventure: Whether you’re battling trainers, exploring vast landscapes, or building amazing contraptions, Infinite Cobblemon offers endless fun and creativity. Gather your friends, embark on quests, and experience a world where the thrill of discovery knows no bounds!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Secret Passages Found: 6 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 17
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 4 Underground Cities Explored: 4
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 1 Haunted Chests Opened: 8

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • Simply Vanilla: Where chaos is half-baked, version 1.20, No Hacks, No Map Resets, located in EU!

    Simply Vanilla: Where chaos is half-baked, version 1.20, No Hacks, No Map Resets, located in EU!

    Simply Vanilla Minecraft Server

    Simply Vanilla – Anarchy with NO Hacking!

    We have been online since 2019 with a strong discord community and active players. No hacking/duping allowed. Vanilla world-borders and accessible Nether-roof.

    IP: simplyvanilla.net

    Discord: https://discord.gg/dP7SqPF

    Website: https://simplyvanilla.net

    Map size: 10 TB+

    What escaping spawn looks like:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrveAGWT4LE

    Can you do better? Join Today! – escape spawn, make your starter base, make allies, betray and conquer bases!

    Frequently Asked Questions:

    Question Answer
    Is hacking allowed on the server? No, hacking and duping are not allowed on Simply Vanilla.
    How long has the server been online? Since 2019.
    What is the map size? 10 TB+
    Can I join the server’s Discord community? Yes, you can join the Discord community using the link provided.
    Is the Nether accessible in the server? Yes, Nether-roof is accessible on Simply Vanilla.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Soul Contracts Signed: 3
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 14
    Magic Items Found: 6999 Enchantments Applied: 276
    Soul Swords Wielded: 2 Enchanted Forests Planted: 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Phantom Blocks Placed: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Pixel Pals Paradise Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pals Paradise Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of wolves? Look no further than our server, where we take hunting games to a whole new level of insanity!

    Join us for epic hunting adventures in our virtual world, where you can track down elusive prey and relive the nostalgia of classic hunting titles. Our featured games include theHunter: Call of the Wild, where you can immerse yourself in beautiful open-world environments and witness realistic animal behavior. Share your favorite reserves, hunting tips, and memorable moments with fellow hunters!

    If you’re a fan of a more authentic, grind-based hunting experience, then theHunter: Classic is the game for you. And for those looking for a real challenge, Way of the Hunter offers detailed animal AI, tracking mechanics, and lifelike environments that will put your hunting skills to the test.

    But wait, there’s more! Dive into the nostalgic arcade-style fun of Cabela’s Games and share your favorite moments from Dangerous Hunts. Who knows, you might even have a wild story or two to share!

    Join us for tips and tricks on getting that perfect shot, the best loadouts, gear, and strategies for each game, and multiplayer hunting experiences that will leave you howling with excitement. And don’t forget to share your real hunting stories, pics, and vids – the crazier, the better!

    Whether you’re a seasoned hunter or just starting out, our server is the place to be for all things hunting. So grab your gear, sharpen your skills, and get ready to join the wildest hunt of your life!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 14 Dragonkin Hatched: 3
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0
    Undead Armies Raised: 3 Royal Decrees Issued: 1
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Legendary Heroes Trained: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • The Slavic Minecraft SMP Gods

    The Slavic Minecraft SMP Gods
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you, because on this server, slavs are GODS. That’s right, we have a secret underground society of slavs who have mastered the art of Minecraft like no other. Rumor has it that they can build a castle out of dirt in less than 10 seconds.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of llamas who have formed their own political party and are running for mayor. Yes, you heard that right. Llamas for mayor. And let me tell you, their campaign promises are wild. Free hay for everyone!

    If that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the world that is said to hold the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds. Legend has it that only those with the purest of hearts and the dankest of memes can find it.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where slavs reign supreme and llamas run for office. It’s gonna be a ride you won’t soon forget!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4 Fairy Circles Danced In: 12

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • CraftySabotage Minecraft Server

    CraftySabotage Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this crazy story!

    Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly your friend’s sneaky wife eavesdrops on a top-secret conversation and tries to steal a million-dollar deal! Talk about scandalous! But hey, drama makes the game more exciting, right?

    Join our server now and experience the thrill of backstabbing, betrayal, and big bucks (in-game, of course). Who needs reality TV when you can have all the drama right in your Minecraft world? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 13 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Void Gems Collected: 26
    Legendary Scepters Created: 8 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 10
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 8 Dragons Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • DressGate: Mom Edition

    DressGate: Mom Edition
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about drama like this? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from real-life craziness. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, hilarious moments, and non-stop fun!

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon our server and their lives were never the same. They battled dragons, built towering castles, and even rode pigs into battle. And guess what? They all found true love in the game, without any size 3 dresses involved!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so awesome that even the creepers can’t resist joining in on the fun. They’ve traded in their explosive tendencies for dance parties and cake baking competitions. Who knew creepers had such hidden talents?

    So, if you’re tired of dealing with drama queens like Gigi’s mom and just want to have a good time, come join us on our server. We promise you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a strict “no body shaming” policy, so you can leave your “aspirational” dresses at home. See you in the game, adventurer!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 10 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Magical Familiars Summoned: 2
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Living Shadows Defeated: 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 24 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 128
    Royal Decrees Issued: 5 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • HeartbreakCraft SMP

    HeartbreakCraft SMP
    Are you tired of getting griefed by your significant other in Minecraft? Join our SMP where relationships are banned because we all know they only lead to heartbreak and stolen diamonds! Our server is the perfect place to escape the drama and focus on building epic structures without someone stealing your enchanted gear or accidentally setting your house on fire. Plus, who needs love when you have a thriving virtual community of players who will always have your back (unless there’s a zombie apocalypse, then all bets are off)? Say goodbye to relationship drama and hello to endless possibilities in our crazy Minecraft world!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 2 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3
    Vanishing Items Found: 7 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Dimension Hops: 14
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4
    Zombie Dances: 0 Glorious Feasts Held: 6

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • CraftyBargains

    CraftyBargains
    A lifetime supply of diamonds on our Minecraft server, duh! Join us and experience the thrill of finding hidden treasure chests filled with enchanted items, all for the low low price of less than $10! Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves. Don’t miss out on the chance to party with the mobs and build the craziest pixelated creations you’ve ever seen. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your epic Minecraft adventure for less than $10!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 1 Crops Grown: 1605
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Star Shards Collected: 259
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Farms Harvested: 735
    Undead Armies Raised: 3 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 6 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 15

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • ConservativeCraft Minecraft Server

    ConservativeCraft Minecraft Server
    so, like, u know how trudeau is all like “oh no, foreign interference bad”? well, turns out some of those conservative peeps are like totally involved in it, can u believe it? like, they’re probably using their diamond swords to hack into other countries or something, it’s cray cray. but like, if u wanna escape all that drama and just chill in a sick minecraft server, then u should totally join ours. we got like, flying pigs and talking sheep and a secret underground disco party. plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn u into a unicorn if u ask nicely. so forget about politics and come join the fun, we promise u won’t regret it. #minecraftforlife #unicornsarecool

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Gods Slained: 1
    Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3
    Royal Decrees Issued: 4 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 9 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4
    Cursed Amulets Found: 1 Mystic Runes Engraved: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • AutismCraft: Rob’s Redemption

    AutismCraft: Rob’s Redemption
    join our minecraft server and save robert roberson from his impending doom! he needs your help to escape from the evil clutches of the misjudging judges who think he’s guilty just because he has autism. build him a fortress, mine for diamonds to bribe the guards, and create a secret underground tunnel to sneak him out. only you can prevent this injustice from happening, so join now and be a hero in the most epic minecraft rescue mission ever!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5 Haunted Forests Traversed: 3
    Crops Grown: 8779 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 7
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 4614

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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